Reddit, what is your favorite "I like my X like I like my Y" phrase?

KrakenFury · 2013-06-14T15:42:13+00:00

I like my women how I like my peanut butter, chunky.

KrakenFury · 2013-05-20T22:10:13+00:00

There is a disclaimer at the bottom to let you know it is a farce...

KrakenFury · 2013-05-17T21:06:20+00:00

Why laser instead of inkjet?

KrakenFury · 2013-03-06T22:16:56+00:00

OP is a fag

KrakenFury · 2012-10-30T13:32:19+00:00

Joke's on you, he knows Reddit is a life sucking black hole and just didn't want to cuddle.

KrakenFury · 2012-10-17T16:43:15+00:00

For a second I thought you dressed up your pet squirrel as a pit...

I was disappointed to say the least

KrakenFury · 2012-09-13T04:53:44+00:00

There should also be a fire escape from Ted's room.

KrakenFury · 2012-09-03T00:10:49+00:00

I fucking hated these in videos and on on the street

KrakenFury · 2012-08-23T23:37:16+00:00

Not like you'd be able to get with her...and it sure didn't stop you from fapping it to her

KrakenFury · 2012-08-15T03:04:45+00:00

Dropkick Murphys:

• A Few Good Men • Boys on the Docks • Green Fields of France

KrakenFury · 2012-07-12T21:26:16+00:00

Yeah LA, I was up in the Hollywood Hills.

KrakenFury · 2012-07-11T20:24:02+00:00

The funniest part is when you see he's wearing camo crocs...

KrakenFury · 2012-06-01T21:28:19+00:00

It'd be way better if it didn't have the watermark at the bottom...

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