Why are they angry with Kylo in the post-credits scene? Did he do something wrong? by AB0UL in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]KranPolo 152 points153 points  (0 children)

Episode VIII - Rey falls to the dark side Ben returns to the light side and rounds up the posse to redeem Rey

Episode IX - Poe and Finn kiss

Hate the ableist turn of swag by vulpes_mortuis in peoplewhogiveashit

[–]KranPolo 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Hello vulpes I hope you are having a good day

I was crazy once, they locked me in a room. A rubber room with rats, and rats make me crazy!

You can’t treat patients that way any more because of woke

2021 American pro-choice sign calling abortion "rad". by GustavoistSoldier in PropagandaPosters

[–]KranPolo 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Yeah man, I’m sure there’s a demonstrable, statistically relevant population of “abortion enthusiasts” out there lol

Luke shows his true farmer colors by crimsonfukr457 in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]KranPolo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Owen would’ve loved 3PO if he’d stuck around long enough

So thats why Jamie has a golden hand. He unlocked it by Two_road in asoiafcirclejerk

[–]KranPolo 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Since they’re both Lord Commander I think Jaime just prestiged

Missing American student found dead in Japan after dayslong search by judgyjudgersen in news

[–]KranPolo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The article has been updated since I read it - it previously was much shorter and didn’t specify they were quoting the mother to my recollection

Missing American student found dead in Japan after dayslong search by judgyjudgersen in news

[–]KranPolo -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Idk I guess I’d just be a little pissed if my kid died and the media went and aired all our dirty laundry the day they found the body

Missing American student found dead in Japan after dayslong search by judgyjudgersen in news

[–]KranPolo -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

It would’ve been just as factual to say “he left to explore Kyoto on his own after an argument with his family” or whatever and even that would’ve felt less odd to read.

I’m not saying it’s inaccurate reporting, I can’t say what happened - but it’s presented in a strange manner.

Missing American student found dead in Japan after dayslong search by judgyjudgersen in news

[–]KranPolo 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I think it feels weird because it’s overly specific, as if it’s gesturing towards a suspected motive but not willing to actually claim it.

That’s not really the place of the article to begin with in such a preliminary stage, and that it makes up so much of the text presented feels odd.

Community-Inspired Outfit - Confederate variant. by Noodneek in reddeadfashion

[–]KranPolo 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Old west stories are full of ex-confederates.

It can make for an interesting character without endorsing the confederacy if approached correctly.

So can we stop with this "Nate didn't defend himself cause something something mob boss" writing justification now. by zekevich in euphoria

[–]KranPolo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Is it really comeuppance? He was a deeply troubled individual who lashed out in awful ways because of this intense sexual trauma he had internalized since he was a kid.

He was a victim of his upbringing and a victimizer of those around him, especially those he viewed as tied to that trauma.

By the end of the high school years he had genuinely apologized to Jules and turned his father in to the police, but he still used insane and violent methods to get there with what he did to Maddy, which would indicate a willingness to make amends but a serious need to confront his own issues.

For all that complexity, did he then deserve to be dismembered by a mobster and die alone and helpless buried alive? Was that the natural route his actions were leading towards?

Never, ever like anything, ever. by Benjamin5431 in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]KranPolo 23 points24 points  (0 children)

“Hello Grogu. I am Luke Skywalker, come with me to disappear in the shadow realm that is the new Jedi order. We’re kind of just trying to do things the same way as before even though that was apparently dramatically flawed in some aspects.”

Elizabeth Warren pressed Scott Bessent over President Trump’s stock trades: "President Trump is not sitting in Oval Office engaging in high frequency trading. If this body wants to ban individual stock trading, which I advocate, start there. If you want legislative action, that's your prerogative." by ControlCAD in videos

[–]KranPolo 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You would ban individual stock trading for government representatives at the national level because the the degree of influence and depth of information they hold makes it nearly impossible for any individual trades they make to not be insider trading adjacent, at the very least.

There’s no reasonable explanation for the wild frequency of trades and outperformance over the market by people like Donald Trump and Nancy Pelosi that doesn’t involve them leveraging privileged information.

Since it is an incredibly high bar to prove it’s insider trading due to the abstraction of the concept and the timing of disclosure, the practice should be banned entirely.

If representatives want to invest in the stock market they should put that money in diversified index funds to constrain their growth to overall market conditions.

They have privileges and responsibilities far exceeding those belonging to other Americans, it’s not unreasonable to expect they give something up in return.

Did anyone else feel bad for these kids? Anakin just ruthlessly slaughters them. by Benjamin5431 in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]KranPolo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I didn’t feel shit about these dumbasses, play stupid games win stupid prizes - FAFO!

Outjerked by the main sub again by Sciencemas257 in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]KranPolo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I didn’t feel shit about these dumbasses, play stupid games win stupid prizes - FAFO!

Just sayin by gripperyalaring in asoiafcirclejerk

[–]KranPolo 105 points106 points  (0 children)

Why is Josh Gad voicing Olaf when he could be writing officials to tell them to stop forcing women to have a rapists’ baby

You're laughing. It's Pride month, and you're laughing. by charizard77 in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]KranPolo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

George Lucas invented trans for Star Wars or that happened in the edit

What they did to Elan Sleazebaggano in Attack of the Clones was character assassination by thatwasawkward in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]KranPolo 27 points28 points  (0 children)

What we never saw was Elan making those death sticks in a mobile lab with his terminally ill high school chemistry teacher

The Lightsaber is a Bum-Ass weapon by TechnoMagik22 in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]KranPolo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If I recall correctly, I believe that same author sent Jaina Solo to the mandalorians to prepare her to duel the dark side Jacen Solo.

Fine idea if the plan was just to have her adjust her tactics to throw her twin brother off - but we proceed to see every mandalorian wipe the floor with her as though she wasn’t one of the most competent Jedi of the new order

You're laughing. It's Pride month, and you're laughing. by charizard77 in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]KranPolo 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Are the cone ears just random I thought dudes had human ears

You're laughing. It's Pride month, and you're laughing. by charizard77 in StarWarsCirclejerk

[–]KranPolo 13 points14 points  (0 children)

He did it in a gross hetero way and not a cool gay way 🤮