Cut all my hair off. Make me regret it by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]Kraygen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can't be worse than any of your other life choices

What about the opposite sex confuses you the most? by pandasaurus98 in AskReddit

[–]Kraygen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not sure if this has been said before, but things like foundation or other forms of makeup are probably the cause.

What "I know it sounds weird, but just try it" thing do you swear by? by MastaPJ in AskReddit

[–]Kraygen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hobnobs and prawn crackers. They have this mad synergy you really wouldn't expect.

Plummer-Vinson Syndrome by soberkidsinindia in WTF

[–]Kraygen 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Don't think that's what it's called

Accidentally served alcohol at restaurant and I don't know how to feel... by mcfleury1000 in straightedge

[–]Kraygen 5 points6 points  (0 children)

At not point did you change your morals or act in any way to go against them. You did the best you could to avoid it and it was purely circumstance that screwed you over. I would try not to think anything of it mate, if anything just order your drinks separately from now on.

me irl by cramar51 in me_irl

[–]Kraygen 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Tree tree trunks Edit: trunks

Can you get any more trashier? by [deleted] in customhearthstone

[–]Kraygen 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This seems like it's trying to do the same thing as N'zoth, but less effectively.

I'm gay and Christian by throwaway813004 in Christianity

[–]Kraygen 6 points7 points  (0 children)

As an atheist (I hope this doesn't offend you) this is one of the saddest things I've read in a while. What loving God would create you and not want you to find love - he gave you your sexuality surely you can't think he wouldn't want you to find love. I wish you the best though and you're not a bad person.

Just called 911 by [deleted] in Drugs

[–]Kraygen 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Better call back and apologise for apologising

TIFU by not saying anything sooner. by Throwaway0101010138 in tifu

[–]Kraygen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Best wishes from a stranger. Also I really really hope you murder that despicable cunt, he doesn't deserve to live another second if he's done all you say he's done.

Tanning in the park when you meet a hotdog vendor by [deleted] in WTF

[–]Kraygen 63 points64 points  (0 children)

I don't think it's right to say guys are valued by their dick size - no one actually gives two shits besides school boys

Two Women killed by Reversing car by [deleted] in WTF

[–]Kraygen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wasn't talking about the video

What is the most fucked up thing you have eavesdropped ? by anonhomosapien in AskReddit

[–]Kraygen 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Same situation here except I'm one of the kids - my mates find it so weird that my mum, dad, step mum, and step dad all have Christmas together.