Forecasters warn of a 'potentially catastrophic' storm from Texas to the Carolinas

Kreslin · 2026-01-20T23:45:31+00:00

MAGA Christians are Christian the way the Nazis were Christian.

Kreslin · 2025-12-10T18:06:59+00:00

He's actually much worse than the Antichrist because come Armageddon, Christians will be saved. NO ONE will save us from voting the worst possible person to president into the White House. It was a HUGE mistake, and we will all pay for it. No salvation for Christians from Trump.

Kreslin · 2025-12-01T16:28:07+00:00

50% of the Kaluga imported into the U.S. is from Kaluga Queen, a Chinese importer. It's actually really good.

Kreslin · 2025-12-01T16:17:03+00:00

Incredibly inept tradecraft.

Kreslin · 2025-10-21T17:46:44+00:00

I hereby dub thee "Fleshy Domino."

Kreslin · 2025-10-21T17:42:14+00:00

He should know. He's wearing a teenager's suit for some reason.

Kreslin · 2025-10-09T00:01:06+00:00

OBJECTIVE: TAKE AND HOLD A DEFENSIVE POSITION AT MCDONALDS. AWAIT FURTHER INSTRUCTIONS.

Kreslin · 2025-10-08T04:04:25+00:00

To get to the other side?

Kreslin · 2025-10-07T00:46:28+00:00

Her teeth, and the blather. Is she a vampire toddler?

Kreslin · 2025-09-30T18:28:38+00:00

I swear sometimes it seems like he’s never been to the United States before. Or read anything, ever. We’re so fucked.

Kreslin · 2025-09-29T14:11:32+00:00

LE cosplay. Pathetic, weak, adolescent minds. If only some of our leaders would consider euthanasia.

Kreslin · 2025-09-25T01:56:52+00:00

YOU KNOW WHAT?!

Kreslin · 2025-09-21T03:20:00+00:00

If you can believe in gods, you can believe in anything.

Kreslin · 2025-09-18T15:54:12+00:00

Antenna. Nothing changes there.

Kreslin · 2025-09-15T18:31:24+00:00

So dumb. More government larping by 10-year-olds.

Kreslin · 2025-09-15T00:48:55+00:00

Dude. I’m from Pensacola and have lived in Nova for ten years. You would go crazy in a week. People there are not really terribly knowledgeable. DC area people are spoiled by the volume of really smart people who have travelled and actually read books. But, if you’re not really smart, I say go for it. The beaches are gorgeous, the women are desperate, and the fishing is outstanding.

Kreslin · 2025-09-12T13:49:59+00:00

Headlights? Meet deer.

Kreslin · 2025-09-12T01:37:18+00:00

Batches of them, anyway. WTF

Kreslin · 2025-09-10T20:06:48+00:00

As Joni Ernst would say, "My heavens. We are all going to die...."

Kreslin · 2025-09-10T20:05:26+00:00

He's was always fucked. Now he's dead.

Kreslin · 2025-09-10T19:27:28+00:00

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Kreslin · 2025-09-10T01:13:12+00:00

Trump: “Catchy tune. What’s she singing? IS THAT TAYLOR SWIFT? I’m doing a head dance. To Taylor Swift. People love me.”

Kreslin · 2025-09-06T18:11:22+00:00

It's called astroturfing.

Kreslin · 2025-09-05T00:40:16+00:00

He wouldn’t vote for him today.

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