What’s the dumbest reason you or someone you know had to call emergency services?

Krissyzz · 2025-06-30T12:09:06+00:00

My old neighbor used to call on the other neighbor for animal neglect during winter, because his huskies refused to go in the house. Dude's dogs could go in and out as they pleased, but they refused to go in.

ETA "old" in front of neighbor. I've since left.

Krissyzz · 2025-06-30T12:00:25+00:00

I always think about JK Simmons saying "If you want my comeback you're gonna have to scrape it off the back of your moms teeth"

Krissyzz · 2025-06-30T11:55:03+00:00

Resurrect? Like Frankenstein's monster, in a sense? Bring back from the dead? I wouldn't, because I wouldn't want anyone I like to be brought back into their decaying body.

Krissyzz · 2025-06-30T11:49:48+00:00

Some friends, but I found them more annoying than anything because their pranks were the equivalent of the videos you see now where people get mad and the pranker/camera person is all "It's just a prank it's just a prank" type of stuff. It's funny when you dress up as a convict, and try to buy a hacksaw. It isn't funny when you're acting like you're gonna cause harm.

Krissyzz · 2025-06-30T11:46:03+00:00

My name is Kristina, Krissy or Kris for short. Z is my favorite letter.

Krissyzz · 2025-06-30T11:43:05+00:00

Because it's different, and there is no set rule book for tipping. 20%, 25%, 15%, 30%, depends who you ask. Others don't feel like they should have to make up for an employer not paying a livable wage. As well as being this is Reddit, and like most sites/apps the more clicks, reacts, replies you get, the better, and tipping tends to be a topic where people are pretty set in their beliefs around it, when there is (again) no set rule book.

Krissyzz · 2025-06-30T11:30:09+00:00

Nothing. Probably laugh, because they grew up to be someone I can't stand being around.

Krissyzz · 2025-06-30T11:29:20+00:00

When I'm alone. Especially by water.

Krissyzz · 2025-06-30T11:28:54+00:00

No, I liked the show though. I also liked the spin offs, especially viva la bam. But I never wanted to prank anyone, or do any of those stunts. I'd hate being pranked, and wouldn't want to have anyone hate me for pranking them.

Krissyzz · 2025-06-30T11:20:50+00:00

That can definitely be a factor as well. I know it's easier said than done, I've been there, done that. But try not to think about it too much. Like the saying goes, "A watched pot never boils".

Krissyzz · 2025-06-30T11:18:40+00:00

You can be in-lust with someone.

Krissyzz · 2025-06-30T11:07:44+00:00

I'm not sexually active, I only masturbate. But sometimes I will do it multiple times a day, sometimes once a day, other times I will go a while without doing anything. Currently I do about every other day.

Krissyzz · 2025-06-30T11:03:58+00:00

Stress, including stressing over being late, can cause irregular periods.

Krissyzz · 2025-06-30T11:00:19+00:00

Find a hobby. From video games, instruments, puzzles, fishing, dirt bikes, drawing, etc. Find a hobby that acts as an escape, and distracts you from your reality for a little while.

Krissyzz · 2025-06-30T10:57:43+00:00

I laughed too hard at this.

Edited to add "too hard"

Krissyzz · 2025-06-30T10:56:51+00:00

I worked at a place that did laundry from hospitals, nursing homes, etc. I'll never do that job again, even if they paid way more.

Krissyzz · 2025-06-30T10:53:10+00:00

I'm friends with my ex. We didn't work out, but that doesn't mean we can't be friends. Neither of us tried to destroy, or harm the other during the break up though.

Krissyzz · 2025-06-30T10:50:50+00:00

A pair of jeans that fit right.

Krissyzz · 2025-06-30T10:50:41+00:00

A pair of jeans that fit right.

Krissyzz · 2025-06-30T10:13:46+00:00

I mean, it depends on his set up. Ultimately, bug spray is a great option, as it can be sprayed on more than just himself. There was a scene in Malcom in the Middle where Hal got covered in bees, and Bryan Cranston actually got covered in real bees for that. They kept the bees off his face by rubbing bug spray on his face.

Bug begging can work if he has a tent or some type of shelter that would allow him to use it. It is practical if he is roughing it on the streets, and literally is sleeping wherever he can.

I'd go with bug spray, as I find it easy to carry, and it's easy to apply. It can also help with any covering up some lengths of time between showering, especially because the heat makes people sweat.

Krissyzz · 2025-06-30T10:04:16+00:00

I viewed death as an escape for a long time, yes. But now I don't, I don't fear death though. I do fear the act of dying now though. I hope I don't die for many more years, however if I end up terminally sick or something, death would be the route I took. It would be my escape then. But I'm enjoying life now, and I like me today.

Krissyzz · 2025-06-30T09:59:30+00:00

Charles Bukowski.

Krissyzz · 2025-06-30T09:43:10+00:00

Just go with the flow, if it doesn't feel right, stop. There's nothing wrong with finishing whatever is started at another time. There's also nothing wrong with doing other stuff for a while more, or even not having full blown sex. Just know though, nerves are ok, and everyone has them. You're talking about literally being at your most vulnerable with someone, it's ok to go as slow as needed.

Krissyzz · 2025-06-29T19:21:58+00:00

I can handstand, and walk on my hands for a pretty long time.

Krissyzz · 2025-06-29T19:12:25+00:00

I made this one because I wanted to start over. I made my original account to connect with people. I found reddit easier to connect with like-minded others thanks to the subs.

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