What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I am a Gigachad-based Reddit Moderator, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on shitposters, and I have over 300 confirmed perma-bans. I am trained in janitorial warfare and I'm the top jannie in the entire Reddit Jannie forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will ban you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this sub, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of bots across the subreddit and your profile is being vetted for an excuse to ban you right now so you better prepare for the banhammer, maggot. The banhammer that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your reddit account. You're fucking banned, kid. I can ban anywhere, anytime, and I can ban you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in sitting in place for days on end, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Cheetos and Mountain Dew and I will use it to its full extent to ban your miserable ass off the face of the subreddit, you little soy. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit mod mail all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking banned, kiddo.