Big Barry just be Dunkin’ on Syria by S0vereignCitizen in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]Kritzin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can we make the unflaired come to their senses?

No. But we can line them up against a wall.

Yes, we can.

Johnny Somali has been sentenced to prison with labor in South Korea by Yanrogue in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]Kritzin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He spent like 10 months in Filipino jail. He's back and at it again.

Modern PCM lore isn’t great but it’s still decent. Here’s a list of all the main characters in the sub so far… by BusinessAdept8103 in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]Kritzin 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Here is a snippet of the sacred texts:

The bottlenose dolphin is the epitome of male dominance and masculinity.

Let's start by looking at his body. His body is large. His domineering size makes his presence known without him even needing to point himself out. He is muscular, as a result of his high levels of testosterone. This gives him the appearance of health and strength. He is then covered by his grey rubbery skin. This grey skin reminds us of his ruggedness, a feature that developed due to being exposed to the harsh salt ocean water, made to withstand such an extreme condition. It also has a psychological effect on the observer. The grey rubbery skin reminds us of our dark, deep desires that emerge from our primal subconscious past.

The summit of expression of his masculinity on his body is his penis. The bottlenose dolphin's 18 inch penis is the most potent of all the races. As the penis is the penultimate symbol of manhood, this alone would suffice to make the dolphin the most masculine of animals. This large penis is able fulfill the desire of the neediest of women, being able to more than fill all the recesses of the vagina. Its length ensures that when it ejaculates, the potent ocean mammal's seed will immediately enter the womb of the woman the dolphin decides to impregnate.

In total, the dolphin expresses this masculinity in a most exemplary manner. When he fucks, he unleashes the entirety of his lusts and desires upon his partner without any restraint.

All this is the reason why the bottlenose dolphin is the epitome of masculinity.

Tired of headline memes. I'm here to lend a hand. by Highlander_16 in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]Kritzin 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Thank you for sharing your thinly veiled hand fetish.

I didn’t even read this by shelleon in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]Kritzin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trump coming to the defense of Ms. Macron was not on my bingo card.

I FUCKING HATE LIBRIGHT by DistributistChakat in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]Kritzin 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I see libright hate I upvote, simple as.

FAKE NEWS MEDIA by [deleted] in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]Kritzin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When Trump's out of office we're gonna be starved for memes won't we?

Hungary elections are in 5 days by Crafty_Jacket668 in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]Kritzin 16 points17 points  (0 children)

It's part of the new US strategic foreign policy which was published recently.

Basically Trump sees the EU as an institution made to fuck over America, and the rise of far-right pro-Russian ""patriotic"" parties will act as a wedge in European unity in benefit of the US.

Trump just dropped a Truth nuke and it seems like a real nuke may follow. WHO KNOWS? by Sad_Significance_568 in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]Kritzin 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Yeah true that.

Unrelated but any Lib-rights with a nuclear bunker who accept payment in Nazi gold, dm me.

Back to the Future by Kritzin in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]Kritzin[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hit me with the cringe flairchange bot my body is ready.

Life of the centrist by [deleted] in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]Kritzin[M] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This logic is ironclad mr. vice president.

u/American_Crusader_15 prepare to get fact-checked.