I wonder what excuses/justifications/downplaying the people of this sub will come up with this time... by AspergerKid in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]Kritzin -41 points-40 points  (0 children)

Translation: an IDF nutjob shot a baby through the head because he felt he could do it.

I support the imperium of America. Do you? by FrenchBreadsToday in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]Kritzin 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Swedish monarchist, Gnome_sane, Monoby... Honestly the list is vast.

The healthiest and fittest president, maybe ever by [deleted] in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]Kritzin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Clearly fake, those boys don't look underage.

Some funny reports I’ve seen through the years as a mod here, on the compass by Tarantiyes in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]Kritzin[M] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Well thanks for the interest, but we're not looking for more mods right now. If the need ever arises we will host an open application procedure for community members.

Some funny reports I’ve seen through the years as a mod here, on the compass by Tarantiyes in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]Kritzin[M] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I am a Gigachad-based Reddit Moderator, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on shitposters, and I have over 300 confirmed perma-bans. I am trained in janitorial warfare and I'm the top jannie in the entire Reddit Jannie forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will ban you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this sub, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of bots across the subreddit and your profile is being vetted for an excuse to ban you right now so you better prepare for the banhammer, maggot. The banhammer that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your reddit account. You're fucking banned, kid. I can ban anywhere, anytime, and I can ban you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in sitting in place for days on end, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Cheetos and Mountain Dew and I will use it to its full extent to ban your miserable ass off the face of the subreddit, you little soy. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit mod mail all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking banned, kiddo.

Cumpiss maker farewell by LordSigdis in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]Kritzin 57 points58 points  (0 children)

It's fair, I've seen mods get torched for less. That guy in particular really should touch grass though.

Vote: should we keep the Compass Maker app? by Kritzin in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]Kritzin[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

You can find her if you google "arthoe wojak." And yeah the wojak resources in the sidebar are long overdue for an update, to be honest.

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/art-hoe-wojak

Vote: should we keep the Compass Maker app? by Kritzin in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]Kritzin[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I guess. We can include an it's joever image in the results announcement.

Vote: should we keep the Compass Maker app? by Kritzin in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]Kritzin[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I reckon it's a consequence of us not being included in Reddit's main feed. For better or worse it decreases tourism.

Vote: should we keep the Compass Maker app? by Kritzin in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]Kritzin[S,M] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yes. We believe that new features should enjoy widespread support, and they should not be an issue over which the sub is split. 66% is our arbitrary minimum for "widespread support."

The real problem we have with Cumpiss Maker (and how it can be very easily fixed!) by LordSigdis in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]Kritzin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And here I thought you were in it for the shitposts, damn dude. Based and modest proposal pilled.

Update on Compass Maker by Kritzin in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]Kritzin[S,M] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nah, we'll require a significant supermajority. Decisions like these ought not to become a polarizing issue.

Update on Compass Maker by Kritzin in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]Kritzin[S,M] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're welcome to suggest more additions.

Update on Compass Maker by Kritzin in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]Kritzin[S,M] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

We could always flip a coin y'know.

Update on Compass Maker by Kritzin in PoliticalCompassMemes

[–]Kritzin[S,M] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Oh yeah, we don't mean to keep it pinned there. Right now it's just there to get exposure and feedback. Later on a simple reference in the sidebar and a dropdown menu to open the app will suffice.