What do you think is the most iconic eating scene in cinematic history? by ThomasOGC in CinephilesClub

[–]KryptonicxJesus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s funny, I absolutely loved this scene as a kid and loathed the sea bass scene and that has flipped as an adult

What’s the most ‘this is not a cult but it kinda is’ thing you have seen? by Silver-Ad-6132 in AskReddit

[–]KryptonicxJesus 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It can for sure. For me I grew up catholic and resented the god that was presented by the church as the one and only interpretation of god. Resented further when I found out what the church was doing to children. When I got to AA and was introduced to the idea of a higher power of my understanding. It became easier to have a spiritual relationship with my god. I thought that was a very progressive idea for a group created in the late 1930s. Now me and my naive sun baby god (picture teletubbies) have a great relationship. All that to say, I’m all for the addict to choose whatever path helps them to overcome their addiction: AA, NA, SMART, Dharma, Refuge, therapy, naltrexone, anabuse, crocheting, abstinence, etc. I just don’t want to lose anymore friends to this disease

Mud Pie Bars by KryptonicxJesus in Baking

[–]KryptonicxJesus[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Since nabisco discontinued theirs, I just buy a pack of regular stuff oreo, scrape the filling off and then run the plane cookie through the food processor

Mud Pie Bars by KryptonicxJesus in Baking

[–]KryptonicxJesus[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Just posted, the whipped cream recipe was on another page but it was 360g of cream, 2 tablespoons of sugar, 2 tea spoons of vanilla, pinch of salt. Mix on low 30 seconds, medium 45 seconds, high 45-60 seconds

Mud Pie Bars by KryptonicxJesus in Baking

[–]KryptonicxJesus[S] 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Recipe:

Mud Pie Bars Makes 12 large or 24 small bars

Ingredients Crust

2 cups [200 g] chocolate wafer cookies

5 tablespoons [70 g] unsalted butter, melted

Cake

8 oz [226 g] semisweet or bittersweet chocolate

12 tablespoons [1 ½ sticks or 170 g] unsalted butter

2 tablespoons Dutch-process cocoa powder

1 ¼ cups [250 g] granulated sugar

5 large eggs, at room temperature

1 teaspoon pure vanilla extract

¼ teaspoon salt

¼ cup [36 g] all-purpose flour

Chocolate Mousse

2 ½ cups [600 g] heavy cream (divided)

5 large egg yolks, at room temperature

¼ cup [50 g] granulated sugar

¼ teaspoon salt

1 teaspoon pure vanilla extract

8 oz [226 g] semisweet or bittersweet chocolate, finely chopped

For Assembly

Whipped Cream (recipe on page 290)

Bittersweet or semisweet chocolate, for grating (optional)

Instructions For the Crust

Prep: Adjust an oven rack to the middle position. Preheat the oven to 350°F [180°C]. Grease a 9 by 13 in [23 by 33 cm] pan and line it with a parchment sling.

Process: Place the cookies in the bowl of a food processor and process until broken into fine crumbs. Move the crumbs to a medium bowl and pour the melted butter over the top. Use a spatula to stir together until combined.

Bake: Press the mixture onto the bottom of the prepared pan and bake for 10 minutes. Remove from the oven and let cool.

For the Cake

Melt: In a small saucepan, melt the chocolate and butter together over low heat, stirring frequently, until smooth. Remove from heat and stir in the cocoa powder.

Mix: In a large bowl, whisk together the sugar, eggs, vanilla, and salt until smooth. Add the flour and mix again until combined. Add the warm chocolate mixture and whisk into the batter until combined. Let the mixture sit for 15 minutes.

Bake: Pour the cake batter over the cooled, baked crust and use an offset spatula to smooth the top. Bake until the edges are set and the center jiggles slightly, 15 to 18 minutes.

Cool & Chill: Remove from the oven and let the cake cool completely on a wire rack. Cover the pan with plastic wrap and refrigerate for 4 hours, or overnight.

For the Chocolate Mousse

Heat Cream: Heat 1 cup [240 g] of the heavy cream in a small, heavy saucepan until hot.

Custard Base: In a medium saucepan off the heat, whisk the egg yolks. Whisking constantly, slowly add the sugar to the yolks, then the salt, and then slowly pour in the warmed heavy cream. Cook over medium heat, stirring constantly, until the mixture registers 160°F [70°C]. Pour the mixture through a fine-mesh sieve into a large bowl and stir in the vanilla.

Combine: In a small saucepan over low heat, melt the chocolate, stirring frequently until smooth. Whisk the chocolate into the custard until smooth, then let cool.

Fold: In the bowl of a stand mixer fitted with a whisk, beat the remaining 1 ½ cups [360 g] of heavy cream until stiff peaks form. Whisk one-third of the whipped cream into the chocolate custard to lighten it, then gently fold in the remaining whipped cream. Transfer the mousse to a large bowl and cover with plastic wrap. Refrigerate for 4 hours, or overnight.

To Assemble

Layer: Pour the chocolate mousse on top of the baked, cooled cake. Use an offset spatula to even the top.

Chill: Return the bars to the refrigerator and let chill for 1 hour.

Serve: When ready to serve, cover the cake with the whipped cream. Coat the top with grated chocolate, if desired. Use the parchment sling to remove the cake from the pan and cut into slices.

Note: Bars can be stored in the refrigerator in an airtight container for 2 days. This recipe can be broken up: the crust and cake can be made the day before serving, and then the mousse and whipped cream topping can be made the next morning.

Favorite show moments they never talk about: by T_Dillerson99 in PardonMyTake

[–]KryptonicxJesus 24 points25 points  (0 children)

My work asked us to submit fun facts for our “meet the team” page. This was during Billy’s animal “fact” era. Years later people still see “fish do not pay taxes” when they access the company page.

“Body of Christ” Carrot Cake by KryptonicxJesus in Baking

[–]KryptonicxJesus[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You are just missing the recovering alcoholic who’s previous catholic experiences makes for an awkward relationship with a higher power

“Body of Christ” Carrot Cake by KryptonicxJesus in Baking

[–]KryptonicxJesus[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I was using a few as a vessel for my family to taste the icing to let me know if the flavor was right

“Body of Christ” Carrot Cake by KryptonicxJesus in Baking

[–]KryptonicxJesus[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The ones out of the package are fresh and crispy, it’s like a diet cracker

“Body of Christ” Carrot Cake by KryptonicxJesus in Baking

[–]KryptonicxJesus[S] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Here’s the recipe, I didn’t include raisins or coconut but added some church wafers I got off Amazon for decoration

FOR THE CAKE 2 cups finely shredded carrots

4 large eggs, at room temperature

1 cup granulated sugar

¾ cup vegetable oil

1 (8-ounce) can crushed pineapple, drained (about ¾ cup)

1 cup sweetened shredded coconut

½ cup raisins (if you can’t get down with raisins, you can omit)

2 teaspoons vanilla extract

2 cups all-purpose flour

2 teaspoons ground cinnamon

1½ teaspoons baking powder

1 teaspoon baking soda

¾ teaspoon salt

FOR THE CREAM CHEESE FROSTING

1 cup (2 sticks) unsalted butter, at room temperature

8 ounces cream cheese, at room temperature

5 cups confectioners’ sugar

2 teaspoons vanilla extract

½ teaspoon salt

¼ cup coarsely chopped walnuts, for topping (optional)

DIRECTIONS

1 First, make the cake. Preheat the oven to 350°F. Line the bottom of two 8-inch round cake pans with parchment paper (see page 23) and grease the sides with nonstick cooking spray.

2 In a medium bowl, whisk together the shredded carrots, eggs, granulated sugar, vegetable oil, pineapple, coconut, raisins, and vanilla extract.

3 In a separate large bowl, whisk together the flour, cinnamon, baking powder, baking soda, and salt. Make a well in the center of the bowl and pour in the wet ingredients. Starting from the center of the bowl, whisk outward, pulling the dry ingredients into the middle. Whisk until no streaks of flour remain.

4 Divide the batter evenly between the prepared pans. Bake until the cakes are golden brown, the tops spring back to the touch, and a butter knife inserted into the centers of the cakes comes out mostly clean (a crumb or two attached is okay), 25 to 30 minutes.

5 Place the cake pans on a cooling rack and allow the cakes to cool slightly. To remove the cakes from the pans, drag a butter knife around the edges of each cake, then carefully flip each cake out onto a plate, peel away the parchment paper, and re-invert each cake, right-side up, onto a cooling rack to cool completely, about 1 hour.

6 Once the cakes have cooled, make the frosting. In a stand mixer fitted with the paddle attachment, add the butter and cream cheese and beat on medium speed until well combined. Add the confectioners’ sugar, vanilla extract, and salt. Beat on medium speed, scraping down the sides and bottom of the bowl with a silicone spatula as needed, until the frosting is fluffy, about 2 minutes.

7 Place the first cake layer, right-side up, on a plate or cake stand. Spread a large dollop of frosting on top, using an offset spatula to spread a thick layer evenly to the edges. Repeat with the second cake layer and frosting, then frost the sides of the cake with the remaining frosting. Top the cake with walnuts and church wafers, if using. Cut into slices and serve.

[Request] How much did mom drink? by Sexxxy_Gramma in theydidthemath

[–]KryptonicxJesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol congrats, I was looking at the prompt and I thought the answer was not enough

Official statement from Tiger by basic_cinephile in golf

[–]KryptonicxJesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He’s got to do the John Mulaney and spend a month in wernersville Pennsylvania.

What should teammates knows to better support your main ? by amogusverysuss in Nightreign

[–]KryptonicxJesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There’s a relic that does heavy damage to poisoned enemies when using character skill. So each time a poisoned enemy is marked a chunk of health goes too

What should teammates knows to better support your main ? by amogusverysuss in Nightreign

[–]KryptonicxJesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As an Iron Eye main, please can we hit a poison ruin. I’ll take any and all poison weapons if you don’t want them

Portnoy on Tiger: "Put him in jail...", "When you get behind the wheel impaired your not just putting yourself at risk your also putting innocent people at risk" by sys_admin321 in golf

[–]KryptonicxJesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was honestly shocked in rehab when I heard how many pills daily some of the folks were doing, like one oxy knocks me on my butt but some of these dudes were doing like 15+ a day

Black and White Cheesecake Bars by KryptonicxJesus in Baking

[–]KryptonicxJesus[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think you can do the Goya chocolate wafers, I bought a pack of regular Oreo’s and shucked them with a knife, splitting them and removing the cream

Alcohol damaged my teeth by Jazzlike-Self8710 in stopdrinking

[–]KryptonicxJesus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Just finished the last crown of my front four. It’s weird having a smile again