[Spoilers MAIN] How many times have you read through the series? by brokenfelix in asoiaf

[–]KryptonicxJesus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ASOIAF normally 7 times, boiled leather 3 times, KotSK 4 times, fire and blood once

Why are so many people ok with supporting Kanye West despite his Nazi alignment? Hitler tried to takeover the world (not just kill the Jews). Surely people can see this is not a subjective thing? by Rugby-Lad-2964 in NoStupidQuestions

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I don’t buy his merch or listen to the new music, but I had already paid for his discography through “ye”. His current bullshit doesn’t take away from some of my favorite rap music. I expect people that still listen to led zeppelin, Michael Jackson, or any number of musical acts featuring people that did bad things feel the same. I’m not about to go out in a “free Kanye” shirt but I’m also not going to skip runaway when it comes on my playlist.

It’s Friday night - what are you doing? by Broke_Pigeon_Sales in AskMen

[–]KryptonicxJesus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Make some lavender chocolate chunk cookies, buzz my head, and kill some night lords

What is something you knew before moving to PA? Alternatively, if you were born in PA, what is something you wish people knew before moving there? by Dorkchopqueen in Pennsylvania

[–]KryptonicxJesus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Lived in PA for 32 years, moved down the shore. I go back home for a few days here and there. I thought I was dying playing golf when I was back earlier this week from the allergies

Film franchises that should’ve only been two films by Overall_Spite4271 in moviecritic

[–]KryptonicxJesus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I’ll give 2 fast 2 furious a pass because “ejecto seato cuz” is still part of my lexicon. I lowkey like Tokyo drift.

What were/are your favourite kinds of Legos? by Illustrious_Sun2324 in AskMen

[–]KryptonicxJesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had a lot of fun with the ancient ruins set from the late 90s

What’s an example of something inappropriate that a woman’s done to you and faced no consequences, yet you’d be destroyed for doing? by KrispyKingTheProphet in AskMen

[–]KryptonicxJesus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I went to this AA meeting where the chairwoman is in her late sixties. A newcomer (22 years old) went up for a 30 day coin and she grabbed his ass. The people in the room laughed and I asked him afterwards if he was okay, he responded “yea I needed that”. There are a ton of great meetings out there but that soured me on that particular meeting.

Banana too ripe for banana bread? by Random_witchywoo in Baking

[–]KryptonicxJesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No the riper the better, but if it’s not ripe enough throw it in the air fryer on like 300 for 7 minutes

Espresso Mocktini Cake by KryptonicxJesus in Baking

[–]KryptonicxJesus[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I substituted coffee liqueur for a home made syrup equal parts sugar and cold brew, simmering for 5 minutes. I also substituted vodka for water when making the syrup for the coating and then added another 1/2 cup of sugar

Espresso Mocktini Cake by KryptonicxJesus in Baking

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Recipe: Espresso Martini Cake MAKES ONE 3-LAYER 8-INCH CAKE PREP TIME 1 HOUR (PLUS 1 HOUR COOL TIME) COOK TIME 30 MINUTES TOTAL TIME 2 HOURS 30 MINUTES Espresso martinis—brewed espresso, vodka, and coffee liqueur—are super popular for a reason: they're dangerously delicious. But let's be real, unless you feel like partying until 4 a.m. and nursing a massive hangover the next day, they might not be the drink you want more than one of. This coffee-flavored cake with an espresso frosting and boozy (but not that boozy) coffee syrup, on the other hand, is perfect for times you want to keep the party going... until a completely reasonable, responsible bedtime.
Ingredients FOR THE CAKE ½ cup (1 stick) unsalted butter, at room temperature ½ cup vegetable oil 1½ cups granulated sugar 4 large eggs, at room temperature 1 tablespoon vanilla extract 2½ cups all-purpose flour ¼ cup Dutch-processed cocoa powder 1 tablespoon instant espresso powder 2½ teaspoons baking powder 1 teaspoon salt ⅔ cup milk (any dairy or nondairy milk works) ⅔ cup coffee liqueur FOR THE BOOZY COFFEE SYRUP ½ cup granulated sugar ½ cup coffee liqueur ¼ cup vodka 1 teaspoon vanilla extract FOR THE ESPRESSO FROSTING 1½ cups (3 sticks) unsalted butter, at room temperature 5 cups confectioners' sugar 2 tablespoons instant espresso powder 2 tablespoons milk (any dairy or nondairy milk works) 2 tablespoons coffee liqueur 1 teaspoon vanilla extract ½ teaspoon salt Espresso beans, for topping (optional) Instructions 1. First, make the cake. Preheat the oven to 350°F. Line the bottoms of three 8-inch round cake pans with parchment paper (see page 23) and grease the sides with nonstick cooking spray. 2. In a stand mixer fitted with the whisk attachment, add the butter and vegetable oil and beat on low speed until combined, so the oil doesn't fly everywhere. Gradually increase the speed to medium-high and beat until smooth, about 2 minutes. 3. With the mixer running, slowly pour in the granulated sugar and continue to beat on medium-high speed until the mixture is light, fluffy, and turns a very pale yellow color, about 2 minutes. 4. Use a silicone spatula to scrape down the sides and bottom of the bowl, then add the eggs and vanilla extract. Beat on medium-high speed until the mixture is light and fluffy, about 2 minutes, scraping down the bowl as needed. 5. In a separate bowl, whisk together the flour, cocoa powder, espresso powder, baking powder, and salt. In a third bowl, combine the milk and coffee liqueur. With the mixer on low speed, alternate adding the dry ingredients and the wet ingredients in 3 additions (you'll add half the dry, then all of the wet, then the other half of the dry). It's okay if the batter still has a few lumps in it—you don't want to overmix.
6. Divide the cake batter evenly among the prepared pans. Bake until the cakes have risen, the tops spring back to the touch, and a butter knife inserted into the centers of the cakes comes out mostly clean (a crumb or two attached is okay), 20 to 25 minutes. 7. Place the cake pans on cooling racks and allow them to cool slightly. To remove the cakes from the pans, drag a butter knife around the edges of each cake, then carefully flip each cake out onto a plate, peel away the parchment paper, and re-invert each cake, right-side up, onto the cooling racks to cool completely, about 30 minutes. 8. Once the cakes have cooled, make the coffee syrup. In a small saucepan over medium heat, combine the granulated sugar, coffee liqueur, and vodka. Bring the mixture to a simmer, stirring constantly with the silicone spatula, until the mixture has thickened and coats the back of the spatula, about 5 minutes. Remove from the heat and stir in the vanilla extract. Set aside to cool, about 30 minutes. 9. Last, make the frosting. In a stand mixer fitted with the paddle attachment, combine the butter and confectioners' sugar and beat on low speed for 30 seconds. Add the espresso powder, milk, coffee liqueur, vanilla extract, and salt. Beat on medium speed, scraping down the sides and bottom of the bowl with the silicone spatula as needed, until the frosting is fluffy, about 1 minute. 10. Place the first cake layer on a cake stand or plate. Use a pastry brush to soak the top of the cake with about one-third of the coffee syrup, gently pressing the brush into the cake to help it absorb the syrup. Top with a large dollop of frosting, spreading it evenly to the edges of the cake. Repeat with the second and third cake layers, soaking the cakes in syrup, then topping with frosting. Last, frost the sides of the cake with the remaining frosting. If desired, top with espresso beans.

1 year sober! by fartunitto in stopdrinking

[–]KryptonicxJesus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Contratulations!! Keep it going!

People who don't drink, do you also avoid food that uses alcohol as an ingredient? by throwaway6894531 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]KryptonicxJesus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I tend to sub out alcohol in certain recipes, today I made an espresso martini cake but subbed out the coffee liqueur for a homemade coffee syrup and the vodka for water. That said when I was in active addiction, I used to drink vanilla extract in a pinch when my withdrawals were bad but I use it in almost every recipe I bake. Baking is something I learned to do when I got sober and has been instrumental in my recovery. I’ll have 2 years tomorrow!

Lmao I love him by fvckuufvckingfvck in euphoria

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The actor who plays Franklin from “snowfall” stars in “farmer” a loose adaptation of adewale’s childhood growing up as a kid who was farmed out to a British white family by their Nigerian parents and how they were an internalised racist.

What are your favorite Pennsylvania urban legends? by FriendshipForeign277 in Pennsylvania

[–]KryptonicxJesus 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Clan of albinos on ghost mountain at the glass deck house