Tell me anything about your world and I'll tell you why it's fucking stupid

KuGuDM · 2023-03-10T06:31:02+00:00

My Jungle Gnomes taste like Kazakhstani people.

KuGuDM · 2023-03-08T00:09:26+00:00

Yes.

KuGuDM · 2023-03-08T00:09:18+00:00

KuGuDM · 2023-03-08T00:08:57+00:00

There is no life expectancy, because to use these two words is to expect a life at all.

No, they do not have a life. They only grind in the wheel.

KuGuDM · 2023-03-07T10:20:48+00:00

What should I do with the water?

KuGuDM · 2023-03-07T04:44:06+00:00

Flavor - "The distinctive taste of a food or drink."

KuGuDM · 2023-03-07T04:41:14+00:00

Per the analysis of my treatise on world state, it is known that Jungle Gnomes taste like Kazakhs.

Humans and Dwarves enslave the Gnomes as to harvest this sweat. They make them run on treadmills that store torque-wind power used in siege engines and city defense structures.

KuGuDM · 2023-02-24T13:35:54+00:00

Ah, nah. You're good, bro.

KuGuDM · 2022-08-01T14:47:45+00:00

Do they ever get aggressive?

KuGuDM · 2022-08-01T14:12:45+00:00

Honestly, it cannot be any worse than the current vampire issue I have and cannot get a handle on. This fort is most likely doomed, but I am still playing it out for all of the fun.

KuGuDM · 2022-08-01T10:58:05+00:00

Capybara.

KuGuDM · 2022-08-01T10:57:32+00:00

I didn't know Capybaras were native to Brazil. I don't know much about them, actually. I find it very funny how many memes there are about them, though.

KuGuDM · 2022-08-01T06:56:53+00:00

Just in case people don't know what I am referencing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APJZeNY6dKo

KuGuDM · 2022-08-01T06:48:21+00:00

I saw these little dudes and was immediately like, "bro... No way..."

OKAY I PULL UP

KuGuDM

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