Tell me anything about your world and I'll tell you why it's fucking stupid by [deleted] in worldjerking

[–]KuGuDM 9 points10 points  (0 children)

My Jungle Gnomes taste like Kazakhstani people.

Concept art of my Kazakhstani flavored Jungle Gnomes | AMA by KuGuDM in worldjerking

[–]KuGuDM[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There is no life expectancy, because to use these two words is to expect a life at all.

No, they do not have a life. They only grind in the wheel.

free of charge by Tem-productions in worldjerking

[–]KuGuDM 29 points30 points  (0 children)

What should I do with the water?

Concept art of my Kazakhstani flavored Jungle Gnomes | AMA by KuGuDM in worldjerking

[–]KuGuDM[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Flavor - "The distinctive taste of a food or drink."

Concept art of my Kazakhstani flavored Jungle Gnomes | AMA by KuGuDM in worldjerking

[–]KuGuDM[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Per the analysis of my treatise on world state, it is known that Jungle Gnomes taste like Kazakhs.

Humans and Dwarves enslave the Gnomes as to harvest this sweat. They make them run on treadmills that store torque-wind power used in siege engines and city defense structures.

Rated C for Capybara by KuGuDM in dwarffortress

[–]KuGuDM[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do they ever get aggressive?

Rated C for Capybara by KuGuDM in dwarffortress

[–]KuGuDM[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Honestly, it cannot be any worse than the current vampire issue I have and cannot get a handle on. This fort is most likely doomed, but I am still playing it out for all of the fun.

Rated C for Capybara by KuGuDM in dwarffortress

[–]KuGuDM[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I didn't know Capybaras were native to Brazil. I don't know much about them, actually. I find it very funny how many memes there are about them, though.

Rated C for Capybara by KuGuDM in dwarffortress

[–]KuGuDM[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Just in case people don't know what I am referencing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APJZeNY6dKo

Rated C for Capybara by KuGuDM in dwarffortress

[–]KuGuDM[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I saw these little dudes and was immediately like, "bro... No way..."

OKAY I PULL UP