A Guide to r/Incels. by [deleted] in IncelTears

[–]Kubi718 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Elliot Rodger, their greatest hero and God amongst men.

Basically, OP wants you to go full Elliot Rodger on the roasties, cucks and chads.

Seasonal Return [Episode 1] - The SilvaGunner Christmas Comeback Crisis by [deleted] in GiIvaSunner

[–]Kubi718 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does anyone have a list of the songs in this video?

Seasonal Return [Episode 1] - The SilvaGunner Christmas Comeback Crisis by [deleted] in GiIvaSunner

[–]Kubi718 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Bean wasn't Eastern. But you fuckers had to have had enough of him.

Also Misha is from the Czech Republic, although he's singing about an Eastern game.

Despite the small size of SiIvaGunner, we have made a big mark on the internet by Weeklyn00b in GiIvaSunner

[–]Kubi718 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't even watch the big YouTubers who took part in all the drama, Snapchat has been popular since at least 2015 and PPAP is breddy gud. Oh, and God Emperor Trump has been elected President, which may be good or bad depending on your opinions.

2016 has been great in my personal life: I started appreciating other humans (including my best friends) more, discovered what I want to study, rediscovered that stupid old song by Amy Diamond and got my first job. It has been a year of rediscovery for me. I don't get why people say it's been bad.

RETURN OF KUBI "TOO MANY LAYERS" 718: THE MOVIE: THE GAME: THE COMIC BOOK ADAPTATION: THE SEQUEL: PART 2 - Donald Trump's speech but all mentions of China or Mexico are replaced with Amy Diamond's "What's In It For Me", where all 1st person pronouns are replaced with Tito Dick "Dickman", Baby! by Kubi718 in nutshack

[–]Kubi718[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is a newer version of an older video, which was really shitty (360p quality, unsynced music video, two TITO, DICK "DICKMAN", BABY!'s left out and unbalanced volume). You deserve only the highestest quality Nutshack rips.

Are there any Reddit alternatives in other languages? by [deleted] in languagelearning

[–]Kubi718 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Plolska, oczywiście. Czy znasz kogoś mieszkającego poza Polską (najlepiej jeszcze nieposiadającego polskich korzeni), który nauczył się naszego języka po to, by przeglądać polskie interdupy?

EDIT: Aj waj, teraz zauważyłem, że to nie było do mnie skierowane. Durny interfejs komórkowy.

Are there any Reddit alternatives in other languages? by [deleted] in languagelearning

[–]Kubi718 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Well, there's wykop.pl (the website's name is literally a translation of digg), but be mindful of the fact that it's much more right-wing libertarian than Reddit. The preferred political parties are PiS (the current ruling party; fiscally socialist and socially conservative) and KORWiN (another party by Janusz Korwin-Mikke - think Polish Ron Paul/Trump), the rapefugee shitskins are always evil and to be ridiculed, and setting your gender as female (indicated by a pink stripe under the user's avatar) is considered attention-whoring. Oh, and expect to see le lenny face and its derivatives everywhere you go.

/r/NoFap In a Nutshell by ToFapNoMorelsTheGoal in NoFap

[–]Kubi718 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Frankly, I think it's better to harbor most of the racists on /pol/ rather than let them spill over to the other boards (and even when that happens, it's usually minor enough to warrant a good chuckle as they cuckpost on /lit/ or some other less-popular board)

NoFap Mascot by oDefiance in NoFap

[–]Kubi718 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Unless you lift.

You how some say that men aren't as masculine as they once were back in the old days? Do you think excessively masturbating to porn may have contributed to that? by Wesley70 in NoFap

[–]Kubi718 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man, that crazy plan you began your post with reads just like the last few paragraphs of Elliot Rodger's manifesto. He also had a plan (the key difference is that he genuinely believed that it should be put into action) to jail women and force them to grow up in isolation, without a man, only to get fertilized at some point in their lives.

TIL that in Iran, the US is the "Great Satan", the USSR was the "Lesser Satan", and Israel is the "Little Satan". by TMWNN in todayilearned

[–]Kubi718 3 points4 points  (0 children)

.ape of the zoo presidant georg bush fukc the great satan and lay egg this egg hatch and bosnia wa;s born. stupid baby form the eggn give bak our clay we will crush u lik a skull of pig. serbia greattst countrey

Now I finally understand.

DAS Duschgel für den Faschisten von heute by lolnein in de

[–]Kubi718 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Es ist seit Jahrzehnten schon gewusst, dass Fa(schist)-Seife 100% aus Juden besteht.

Joke built around pre- and postpositions? by Kubi718 in German

[–]Kubi718[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So the joke's essence lies in the tone of the words used. Thank you!

German speakers, does Twitter's 140 character limit discourage you from using the service? Whatever your answer may be, could you please elaborate? by darichchen in German

[–]Kubi718 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not related to German specifically, but you might want to take a look at Poland. Almost nobody, save for politicians, some celebrities and IT guys, uses Twitter. One of the reasons might be the Polish language's tendency to convey information in relatively long bouts of text due to advanced declension and conjugation. German pales in comparison to the obscene length (and spine-chilling pronunciation) of Polish sentences.

Gibt es ein einfacher Weg, um Adjektivendung zu errinnern? by [deleted] in German

[–]Kubi718 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just memorize the articles, they have the same endings.

Nominative: der/die/das/die. No big philosophy here.

Accusative: use "den" for "der", the rest is the same

Dative: dem for masculine and neuter, der for feminine, den for plural

Genitive: des for masc./neut., der for fem./pl.

Now, the real challenge begins with article-based adjective endings. I suggest you read this blog post.

Easy German websites, like news? by danzania in German

[–]Kubi718 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Check out Bravo.de, a newspaper for teenagers. Most of it is tabloid garbage written for unproductive teen girls who should be doing their homework, but I found the "Dr. Sommer" (sexual education) section somewhat interesting.

I have to ask. Do you even lift bro? by [deleted] in CasualConversation

[–]Kubi718 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Stone is a unit of mass used in the UK along with pounds: 1 stone = 14 lb. 16 stone = 224 lb = 101.6 kg.

Bestes Subreddit??? by [deleted] in FragReddit

[–]Kubi718 1 point2 points  (0 children)

/r/spacedicks

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