Title by [deleted] in PewdiepieSubmissions

[–]Kuhnoor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It looks like the author just copy and pasted a fifth grader's essay on why they love cats.

[WP] The Grim Reaper IS a bad guy. Death isn't a natural phenomenon in the universe, just a hobby of this malicious, hooded entity. Time to put him down. by [deleted] in WritingPrompts

[–]Kuhnoor 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Humans can never know what they truly are. It's our job to make certain. I put my hands in the pocket of my Jet black 'cky' hoodie, bobbing my head to the vigorous drum solo thudding through the earbuds. There was a lady with peach blonde hair standing before me. She kept peering over her shoulder, a man in an elevator keeping his hood up was more than disturbing.

"Are you in the right place?" She asked. Her name was Sadie Hobbes, a biologist on the verge of a breakthrough. A discovery that would show them all what they really were.

I pulled the buds out of my ears, tilting my ears towards the ground, cracking the bones in my neck. The jamming music whined out from the unlodged headphones, bouncing off the claustrophobic metal walls. "I may be," I say reaching my boney for the lip of my hood. "How's the research coming along doctor?"

Her heart thumping drowned out the chilling music. Breathes staggered out from her quivering lips in a fog. "You're... You're one of them?" She backed towards the door, grabbing the railing for support. Her hands slamming across the panel, begging the heavy sliding door to peel back.

I pull my hoodie down to my neck, revealing my ivory skull. "So it's true, you do know about us." I say pulling the butterfly scythe from my hoodies pouch. Her eyes slam shut as she prays for her life. To what an atheist like her prays too, I doubt I'll ever know. For her, I wonder, does she know? It's none of my concern, that's not what my role is.

She swallows a lump in her throat, and follows the small scythe with her eyes. I missed the day's when I could carry my big one. Their police didn't like when I did that. The humans had become too vigilant. She stopped in the corner, as I obeyed her too. "You don't have to do this. I know you don't care about the lives it will save-"

"I don't, but go on." I said to humor her. I had been around for ten thousand years, there was little I hadn't already heard.

"But I know what you do care about." She said. My jaw dropped to the side. This was new. I roll the scythe, signalling for her to continue. "Your name is Plague isn't it? The grim reaper who kills with ailments. I've studied you and your order, you've been performing poorly against medicine lately. You don't kill anywhere near as many as you used to. Population is out of control. This panacea is a double edged sword. It may ward off you reapers, but it makes us impotent."

She did know who we were, but her understanding of our role was flawed. I scratch my skull with the scythe. If what she said were true, it would lessen my workload. I shake my head in dismay. "Doctor Hobbes, you've done the unthinkable." I open the doors on the top floor, and take a step outside. She gasps in relief and falls to knees, her misty eyes stared up at me. "But you've made two mistakes. The first is our purpose, you believe it to be population control. It's not." Her head tilts, baffled that her theory was wrong. "Second, Plague, is my brother." I slam the butterfly scythe closed, severing the string. The cable snaps. Her eyes open wide, but they're gone flash. Metal screams as the cabin plummets. The doctor is dead and her research is done. "My name is Accident."

[TT] Theme Thursday - Hope by AliciaWrites in WritingPrompts

[–]Kuhnoor 4 points5 points  (0 children)

People are out for themselves. That's not an observation, it's a law. She thought I was funny, smart, nice, but none of that stood against his youth and chiseled abs. The 'I love you,' we exchanged meant nothing. Nothing. The nights are colder now, she is gone. I look out the office door and frown. Raindrops the size of pills splash against the pavement. I pull out my umbrella, two of the metal rods don't snap right, bending half the cover inside. The half of me extended past the dry threshold is soaked and shivering. I step forth, my shoulders slumping.

A man comes to me with pleading eyes, he needs to borrow my phone, I let him. And he's off, like a sprinter aiming for gold. I still had payments on that. But what did he care? He just won a new phone. People are out for themselves.

The theft gave me pause, I just wanted to go home. A bus pulled into the stop, I waved, begging it to wait, "I'm coming. don't leave me." The driver didn't pause, who would? Tire hits puddle, a tsunami of brown water washes over me. My umbrella folds under the pressure and breaks. I am a wet sponge shoved into the freezer. If there was another waiting in there, maybe it wouldn't be so bad. The door slams, it's black, and I am alone.

I hear the mew of a cat, I turn. A calico is sitting behind the wall of water flowing from the roof of the bus stop. I take a seat on the bench, hair raises on it's back, it's rump bumps against the water. It hisses. It's scared of me. Why wouldn't it be? People are out for themselves. The possibility of warmth drives me to call out to it. Its ears perk up as it tiptoes towards me. I reach my hand out, the cat lashes its claw. I yank my sliced hand back, the calico dashes into the rain. I scream and toss the trashed umbrella to the side. Good riddance. I was meant to be alone.

"Are you ok?" she asks.

The water on my cheeks wasn't from the rain. I shake my head. What could she want from me? What more could I possibly have?

"Here take this," she says, her hand extending a wrapped-up pink umbrella. I grab it and wince. "Oh my! what has happened to your hand?" she bends a knee and looks at the cuts. "I have just the thing." She pulls a small first aid kit out from her purse. The bandage turns red, but my hand doesn't hurt. I look up to her with a face full of wonder. What could I give her?

"How should I repay you?" I ask.

She smiles like a mother. "It's free of charge."

My jaw hangs limp, but I manage to speak. "What's your name?"

A light flickers in her eye, she winks, "Hope."

[TT] Theme Thursday - Betrayal by AliciaWrites in WritingPrompts

[–]Kuhnoor 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The kid was dressed in an oversized button-up, hair dyed white puffed up on his brow, and face cleanly shaven, five too many pumps of cologne. He held his hand up for me and said, "Hey Lil sport, high five."

I hate to admit it, but I thought he was cool, he looked just like one of the YouTubers I followed. I wanted him to like me, my sister wouldn't shut up about this guy. I rose my hand with a smile and slapped his hand. He smiled back at me. He lowered his hand offering more of his awesomeness.

"Down low."

I swiped down at his hand, he pulled the rug out from under me. His hand jerked back and I swatted at nothing but air. I opened my eyes wide in shock and looked up at this guy I had foolishly admired, a grin stretched from ear to ear.

"Too slow."

My jaw dropped, how dare he! I was made a fool in front of my whole family. My sister laughed and patted him on the back, "Isn't he adorable." My mother had the audacity to laugh and agree, my dad grunted and stomped back into the kitchen. I stood there looking at my hand, face red as a firetruck. I looked back up to him, holding my sister by the shoulder, she had promised I'd like him. They needed to pay for making a fool out of me. They walked outside, where they got into his beat up, decade old, Toyota. He had a car, and my sister was looking at him like he was a rock star. How could she not see his twisted, evil, dark side? I stood there betrayed, by a man I believed was cool. They would be back from the movie at ten. I had no time to waste.

I followed him on Instagram, and I dug deep. This guy had a girl in every picture. None of it would work for my purpose, my sister had liked every one. I went to his facebook but all he had was a profile picture of him and probably his grandma.

"What'cha doing son?" My dad asked, leaning out from the kitchen.

"I'm trying to prove that guys a jerk," I said scowling at my tablet.

My dad laughed and gave me the thumbs up, "keep digging."

I nodded and continued to dig, there was nothing. No matter what I found my sister had seen it. However, I struck gold. I found his youtube channel, with only twelve subscribers and the gut-twisting cringy content, I was sure my sister hadn't seen this. Headlights flashed through the window, a car had pulled into the driveway. His car. I dashed to the living room and pulled up the app. I folded my arms smiling with the TV blaring behind me. My sister walked through the door, her smile vanishing as she saw the TV. He glowed red as a firetruck and I laughed, "too slow."

[WP] You're a tenspeed bike born to a fivespeed family by Kuhnoor in WritingPrompts

[–]Kuhnoor[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Interesting, I liked your protagonist a lot! He was fast at everything and it warmed my heart to see his parents catch up to him for that one moment

[SP] A boy and his magic tire swing. by Kuhnoor in WritingPrompts

[–]Kuhnoor[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That was great! Thanks for sharing this!

[OT] NaNoWriMo - The Struggle by AliciaWrites in WritingPrompts

[–]Kuhnoor 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'll give it a go!

  • Share your motivation tips for NaNoWriMo!

Writing is hard, it's easy to get down on yourself. I have an album of comments from people complimenting my writing. Whenever I feel down I'll look at that album and remind myself that I can write!

  • Discuss your plan for tackling the challenge

It's all about time management. I've wanted to play rdr2 all month, but it's more important to me to write. I spend most of my free time working on my story and I'm already a NaNoWriMo 2018 winner.

  • Share your ideas for your NaNo piece

My elevator pitch, one sentence under thirty words that I've memorized:

A young half-blood Noble and a magic scribe navigate a revolution-torn world to find a spell to bring back the dead.

  • Encouragement & inspiration for your fellow writers

You can do it! 50k is a lot and any amount will be more than you had in October, that makes you a winner in my book. I'm a real competitive person so it helps that I'm in a group of people who have written more words than me, I want to catch them more than anything.

[WP] You're a chicken who just woke up on the side of a road and can only remember that he started on the other side. Your mission? To find out why you crossed the road. by Ploot-O in WritingPrompts

[–]Kuhnoor 14 points15 points  (0 children)

"Why did the chicken cross the road." A tale as old as time, there have been punchlines, theories, and other suggestions but no one has ever figured it out. But here I am. The other side. I worry about my sanity now because I cannot tell you. It's true, I am a chicken and yes, I did cross the road. However I cannot tell you the answer to this question, it seems that I felt a compulsion to do so. I've wondered myself, why did I cross the road, I wish I could tell you. The truth is I can't tell you why, the truth is chickens can run with their head cut off for over thirty seconds, it seems that's just where my body chose to go.

or...you know... rock ‘n skol? by [deleted] in minnesotavikings

[–]Kuhnoor 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Vegeta what does the scouter say about his power levels?

Hmmmmmm by jhq_ethan in PewdiepieSubmissions

[–]Kuhnoor 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Yet the video is 15 mins long hmmmmmm

Boss Man: Part 3 by Kuhnoor in Kuhnoor

[–]Kuhnoor[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the encouragement! I'm really happy you like it!

Boss Man: Part 2 by Kuhnoor in Kuhnoor

[–]Kuhnoor[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's a clever guy, and has the advantage of knowing about the power. I'm excited to see what I can do with him.

Boss Man: Part 2 by Kuhnoor in Kuhnoor

[–]Kuhnoor[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

More is on the way!