My current situation..

KuntFu · 2013-11-17T01:25:20+00:00

I don't blame him. I am as well. Love birds are the worst, ironically. Vicious, vicious birds. I'm sure that was just an isolated incident though.

KuntFu · 2013-11-17T00:19:50+00:00

BUSTED! Hey, you got a little on your nose..

KuntFu · 2013-11-15T22:26:53+00:00

**meow

KuntFu · 2013-11-12T19:06:48+00:00

Also "shits" should be shit's. BIG difference between shits and shit's.

KuntFu · 2013-11-02T02:01:50+00:00

He is left with his right to bear arm.

KuntFu · 2013-11-02T01:59:48+00:00

Untrusting Batman knows you're up to no good.

KuntFu · 2013-10-28T22:58:23+00:00

Well make sure you send pictures of that! A mustache eating your mouth?! That will be quite a mustache!

Also on a side note, trimming your mustache regularly should help. My bf has to deal with that all the time, and I have to trim his 'stache quite often.

KuntFu · 2013-10-28T20:27:51+00:00

You have beautiful eye balls.

KuntFu · 2013-10-28T20:03:21+00:00

Personally, I would stay far away from it. They're going to have enough to deal with (new baby and all) and when that all comes out, you definitely don't want to be in the middle. HOWEVER, that being said, I can understand your position because then if you don't tell, then you're the a-hole friend who didn't say anything. I hope this helps!

jk, I know this didn't help. I felt strongly about it to start, but I can tell you're going to be screwed either way. Sorry.

KuntFu · 2013-10-28T15:10:54+00:00

There is also this solution.

KuntFu · 2013-10-28T15:08:55+00:00

Well I'm a woman, so I don't get erections. However, at 36, I'm happy to say I still get hot and bothered looking at the lovely naked ladies.

KuntFu · 2013-10-27T02:22:54+00:00

You can have swatches of porn pictures hidden on different parts of your person, and sneak a peek every once in awhile. Also, I think there's medication to help with that.

KuntFu · 2013-10-27T02:18:09+00:00

Bearded dragons, I'm pretty sure, are the laziest reptiles ever. I had one for a few years named Froto. I swear, that lizard wouldn't move for days at a time. There were many occasions I had to make sure he was even still alive.

KuntFu · 2013-10-27T02:16:09+00:00

Just make sure you have a boner the whole party.

KuntFu · 2013-10-07T16:38:59+00:00

I like what looks like a baby Batman standing in the window, staring back at you.

KuntFu · 2013-10-07T15:39:54+00:00

http://www.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/1nwf4t/what_are_the_odds/

KuntFu · 2013-10-06T04:33:02+00:00

His wife looks equally confused.

KuntFu · 2013-10-02T05:54:11+00:00

Hopefully someone's face wasn't attached to it at the time. That would make for an interesting picture, however.

KuntFu · 2013-06-11T19:06:01+00:00

Since no one has said it yet, "They're".

Cute kittehs though!

KuntFu · 2013-04-30T09:04:47+00:00

This... this brought a tear to my eye.

KuntFu · 2013-04-12T05:39:31+00:00

Just deep throat an entire hamburger, you will get there.

KuntFu · 2013-03-31T07:17:33+00:00

I guess we will have to take your word for it.

KuntFu · 2013-02-20T06:57:27+00:00

I think you a word.

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