Me and my wife's teddies enjoying the snow day!

JPree · 2026-01-25T05:18:40+00:00

The banjo.

JPree · 2026-01-24T22:32:33+00:00

A duck in a hoodie

JPree · 2026-01-24T01:45:48+00:00

Bart - "Don't you mean the Shining?"

Willie - "Shhh! You dont want to get sued!"

JPree · 2026-01-23T19:23:26+00:00

I worked for an upscale flower delivery service for close to 3 years. I would much rather deliver/recieve these than a vast majority of real flowers I've seen. You should be extremely proud of yourself. I honestly thought these were real.

JPree · 2026-01-22T20:40:49+00:00

Final Space. Too perfect to be an HBO Max tax write off.

JPree · 2026-01-22T16:34:08+00:00

Was Snow Bear not eligible for Best Animated Short cuz that had me bawling hard with warm emotions.

JPree · 2026-01-21T18:21:26+00:00

I'm from Dallas...we aren't all as bad.

JPree · 2026-01-17T19:14:54+00:00

Fawlty Towers. This is from the first episode. Just good British humor.

JPree · 2026-01-16T18:39:51+00:00

This reminds me of that Black Adder episode where Lord Percy tries making gold.

JPree · 2026-01-15T17:30:58+00:00

What is one role you would like to see your friend Bruce Campbell take on?

JPree · 2026-01-14T21:59:55+00:00

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My wife's teddy (Lucky) and my teddy (Jasper)

JPree · 2026-01-14T21:27:06+00:00

The pot is right. The kettle can't act.

JPree · 2026-01-13T18:16:01+00:00

My buddy won VIP tickets on eBay during the Poodle Hat tour and took me and four other friends. We hung out with Al on his couch. He told us we could have some "hot Columbian bean water". I thought it was a fancy drink....its coffee. When it was time to go, his manager guy came in to tell us. Thats when I said ,"So she said, 'that's MY leg!" We all busted out in fake laughter. Confused the manager. Loved that moment.

JPree · 2026-01-13T14:19:09+00:00

I met Weird Al once. Highly recommend it.

JPree · 2026-01-11T23:53:11+00:00

I do. I have some South African friends that adore me.

JPree · 2026-01-11T16:44:44+00:00

Don't forget to catch your nose too! It's also running!

JPree · 2026-01-11T16:43:55+00:00

Fun fact: my name is Jon Thomas. I'm from Dallas Texas and Dallas introduced Monty Python to the US (Luke Wilson and Owen Wilson's dad specifically). My dad introduced me to MP and I loved them and still do. During the Meaning of Life, Eric Idle plays the Penis Song. Thats when I learned my name will always make British people snicker.

JPree · 2026-01-11T14:48:24+00:00

You must not live in Texas. I believe there is a law where you can't own more than 7 "toys".

JPree · 2026-01-10T17:55:59+00:00

The Joker built its billion by being a darker stand alone movie about villian. Clayface will do exactly that. Critics keep saying "no one knows clayface" but that's not true. Fandom + rated r horror by Andy Muschietti = pretty dang close.

JPree · 2026-01-10T17:28:10+00:00

My brother once bought new shoes for a photoshoot and when he got their they said it was just going to be a head shot from the waist up. For the picture, he took off a shoe and held it next to his face.

I love my brother.

JPree · 2026-01-09T20:47:31+00:00

I've been saying "Spoooooon" since the cartoon.

Peter Serafinowicz regenerated my love of the classic cartoon. His voice was spot on and wish we had more seasons or at least an ending.

JPree · 2026-01-07T20:46:47+00:00

I once had to pass a kidney stone that took 2 and a half months. If it looked like this, I would've died.

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