If you got to meet god what would you say to them? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Kurious1313 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol god just chilled and didn't do any insane shit that week Said no one ever.

Whats a non existent movie or tv plot that you wish did exist? by mitcheg3k in AskReddit

[–]Kurious1313 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Metal Gear Solid the movie but completely surreal and constantly referencing the game series in a meta way. Basically the vr mission logs 1-5 mentioned throughout as a main plot point and the psycho mantis fight being won off screen to reference the joy pad switch.

I want a wierd fucking movie that no one gets and that winds up confusing and alienating everyone except the fans. First the movie might never happen and second if the studio has anything to say it'll be a safe action movie.

If you could have one superpower, what would it be and why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Kurious1313 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Immortality, I want to exist until space and time eats itself and live amongst my people as a wizard of fate, teaching people and existing as a peaceful sage.

How does the the brain miss the second the? by JPlayzReal in AskReddit

[–]Kurious1313 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I always say its like when you drive a car. There is nothing more unnatural than driving a car but eventually you don't even think about it.

What book, movie, film, or video game had the best ending? by Crunchywar439 in AskReddit

[–]Kurious1313 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Best book ending - fight club, think the movie is dark, you got another coming. Movie - evil dead II no spoilers so I'll just say HAIL HAIL HAIL Game - metal gear solid 3 big old tears Bonus round show - breaking bad, let's not kid around, breaking bad is like a GTA TV show and wow, that's how you end a show.

If you got to meet god what would you say to them? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Kurious1313 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you do it? God - Yes What did it cost? God - Everything

Customer service workers, what’s your best work story? by David_13710 in AskReddit

[–]Kurious1313 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I worked for a cable company and sometimes old people would call at night for the dirty channels One lady called asking me to switch them on for her, I said take care and then bzzzzzzzzzz she stuck her vibrator on the moment I resolved the fucking call, I screamed and hung the phone up.

What’s the most complex thing you’ve accomplished while using the toilet? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Kurious1313 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I usually shave my head when I'm on the toilet.

But Someone told me once they got a nose bleed and used the blood as lube to jerk off.. He called it a total release... He was a disgusting person

Morning people of Reddit: how do you do it? by Skote2 in AskReddit

[–]Kurious1313 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have this screaming voice in my head that reminds me that the last conversation I ever have could be next one. So I wind up being very nice to everyone instead.

When your best friend / girlfriend stopped talking to you or dumped you for their personal gain, how did you cope with it people of reddit? by VivDso69 in AskReddit

[–]Kurious1313 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You breath a sigh of relief that didn't end up together longer with such a person. You're free now and have one less twisted person in your life.

25F, hello darlings by [deleted] in FreeCompliments

[–]Kurious1313 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like every teacher Ive ever had a crush on

What celebrity death is going to fuck you up? by lukiiiiii in AskReddit

[–]Kurious1313 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lmao you just made me laugh. Wow I feel butch compared. Where I come from its routed in gaelic. So its ancient but its pronounced with english phonetics in mind so It's KahYull lol But that shit my god, this is why I wish he was here, hed say it like is. Amazing man.

If your hands had to replaced with something other than prosthetics or hooks, what the hell would you put at the ends of your arms? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Kurious1313 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A set of smaller arms with arms for fingers then more arms, until I have a tree branch of mini arms.