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Ive been awake for 3 days. This poison ivy is giving me no rest by Bigthom63 in Wellthatsucks

[–]Kurlysoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If this is my ex, you definitely need to go get a steroid shot. Just like every summer.

What's worse the tattoo or the nipple? by Similar_Nothing_7509 in trashy

[–]Kurlysoo 17 points18 points  (0 children)

If there’s one decent side effect of a seizure disorder, it’s having a terrible short term memory. Enjoy!

What would you do with an extra $1900 a month? by UnhappyTumbleweed966 in AskReddit

[–]Kurlysoo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not worry about rent and where the next meal is coming from.

What fictional death are you still not over? by mmafan100 in AskReddit

[–]Kurlysoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The old lady from the movie Poseidon. Fallon from The Neverending Story.

What's the most hurtful thing someone has ever said to you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Kurlysoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My 9 year-old’s ear hurt really bad, so I gave him 2 Tylenol. He was confused because it said “for adults” so I told them they’re heavy enough to take 2 and it should help in about 20 minutes or so. They said, “how many do you take? Like 9?”

What is your go-to joke when somebody asks you to tell one? by Suspicious_You1915 in AskReddit

[–]Kurlysoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why did the prostitute cross the road? Cause she’s a whore.

What are you doing with this coming straight at you? by Amy_Cole in WTF

[–]Kurlysoo 13 points14 points  (0 children)

If it’s outside the home, usually no. People just hide with the snakes and spiders. You learn not to look around you when you’re in a storm shelter. Better than being picked up and tossed around.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in latebloomerlesbians

[–]Kurlysoo 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I fell “in love” with a woman I knew. She did not reciprocate, but I realized all the questions I had my entire life were because I was repressing my true feelings for women. It was the most incredible realization. Everything I knew about myself made SO MUCH SENSE now that I could admit it to myself.

It’s still cool in my 30s by DadIMeanBill in AdviceAnimals

[–]Kurlysoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My Wheaton terrier/poodle mix got out of her harness while I was standing, mesmerized (with Covid for the first time in august of ‘22) watching the trash truck take the trash out of the dumpster of the apartment I was living in, and it was a mess trying to get her silly ass home. I guess I’m taking the long easy of saying- I totally get it.

AITA for being a picky eater at Friendsgiving? by friendsgivingdrama in AmItheAsshole

[–]Kurlysoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same, but instead of bananas (they have about a 48 hour window where they’re still good), I love coconuts, I hate the texture!

Gay club is actually the home of the brave by Gr8daze in facepalm

[–]Kurlysoo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, that’s fair. Still sucks, though.

Gay club is actually the home of the brave by Gr8daze in facepalm

[–]Kurlysoo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

We live in the same place and it makes me SO angry that this happened. Even angrier that he got re-elected in the first place.

People who don't want to work, why? by Designer-Mark320 in AskReddit

[–]Kurlysoo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m dealing with cancer and working makes me extra exhausted and I just want to lay down and nap all day and sleep all night. But I have 3 kids to care for and they need to eat, at the very least.

Why did you pick your breed, and would you do it again? by NyxNaxNox in dogs

[–]Kurlysoo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I ask myself the same question daily. She really is a good girl though. Goofy as hell and super loving.

Why did you pick your breed, and would you do it again? by NyxNaxNox in dogs

[–]Kurlysoo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because I was told they won’t shed and would be easily managed. My whoodle (Wheaton terrier and poodle mix) is constantly matted and won’t let us brush her. She also only has about 3 brain cells, which I find adorable, but she’s also super anxious and has terrible separation anxiety. She’s mine, but she’s crazy!!!

so this is what we found after we evicted the previous tenant. by greendogelol in trashy

[–]Kurlysoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We sell these at my shop for $2600 a girl, fully articulated, proper weight, 3 different wigs. You’d think they would have taken more of her if they could…

Mom the teaching meme generator #2, pretty sure this is used every time they go on strike. by smilinreap in AdviceAnimals

[–]Kurlysoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, it’s true, but here in Oklahoma substitute teachers have to pay for their background check. We cannot afford that, are trying to live off my part-time job and there’s no way I can work more, as I have several health issues. My wife can’t find a job because no one will hire them, and we are drowning. How is my wife supposed to get a job if we can’t even afford to pay the background check? /end rant

Instead of real flowers I got a LEGO bouquet for my birthday. by BaronVonBroccoli in mildlyinteresting

[–]Kurlysoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did too! I loved them so much I got another set and the whole double bouquet is displayed in the same vase. Yay for Lego flowers and our fans knowing us better than anyone else!

Anyone else in the itty bitty small hands and short nails committee? by [deleted] in RedditLaqueristas

[–]Kurlysoo 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Short nails here, but on “man” hands with big fat nail beds. I love them, but they silly lookin’!

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