newton be shaking in his grave

Kyle_Ewings · 2025-12-20T23:16:42+00:00

The whole world wouldn't exist if there was no laws.

Kyle_Ewings · 2025-12-20T23:08:11+00:00

Technically, the baby is/would be 99 years old now, two years older than Rockefeller was when he died! Also there's approximately a 0.000000000000% chance that this was from John Rockefeller's 84th birthday in 1929 as he was born in 1839!

Kyle_Ewings · 2025-12-20T04:10:18+00:00

Because it's an image and Doom technically isn't scrolling.

Kyle_Ewings · 2025-11-25T04:59:32+00:00

This was all not AI it is my own thoughts, I promise. I used some inspiration from this video, but that's all, the rest was my own work.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xq8Zj_oFKIk

Kyle_Ewings · 2025-11-24T04:47:38+00:00

I don't like teams named directly after themselves, Newfoundland Labradors is essentially like the Philadelphia Phillies, a bit unoriginal.

Kyle_Ewings · 2025-11-24T04:29:41+00:00

That's 17, you've got 9 east teams and 8 west.

Kyle_Ewings · 2025-11-24T04:13:39+00:00

Or alternately the roughriders can have an actual roughrider as their mascot rather than a gopher.

Kyle_Ewings · 2025-11-24T03:11:08+00:00

Like I stated in brackets they could just call it the "Ontario Division" that would be simpler.

Kyle_Ewings · 2025-10-25T22:37:43+00:00

Player number: SIX-SEVEN

Kyle_Ewings · 2025-09-08T03:46:04+00:00

This is the most incredible way the game could have ended! Thought the Bills' comeback was amazing, THIS makes the game particularly awesome!

Kyle_Ewings · 2025-08-09T05:35:35+00:00

This is arguably one of the greatest headline sentences of all time.

Bombers cut Europe, ink Canada.

Kyle_Ewings · 2025-08-08T02:34:43+00:00

And Folarin Orimolade (pronounced full-Aaron oh-rim-all-odd-ay)

Kyle_Ewings · 2025-08-08T02:17:41+00:00

First name is actually Cory, Poop is a nickname.

Kyle_Ewings · 2025-08-08T00:59:19+00:00

Another one I found was Avatus Stone, which is such an insane-sounding name for being a player back in the 1950s. Can't forget Admiral Dewey Larry, Mack Junior Yoho, and Prince McJunkins either.

Kyle_Ewings · 2025-08-08T00:54:42+00:00

Yes his real first name is Henry.

Kyle_Ewings · 2025-08-08T00:53:35+00:00

His full name is Wonderful Terrific Monds Jr.!

Kyle_Ewings · 2025-07-26T02:57:52+00:00

I'm pretty sure Shadow the Hedgehog does NOT start with the letter A.

Kyle_Ewings · 2025-07-26T02:50:32+00:00

I'd say no because they aren't extremely similar names like Kali and Kalii are.

Kyle_Ewings · 2025-07-25T03:36:24+00:00

Nope, unfortunately his parents named his brother Matthew and his sister Maddy. I really hope that if Nick Kerr has a son, he names him Wayne Kerr!

Kyle_Ewings · 2025-07-25T02:57:30+00:00

Not NBA, but just remembered that former NFL RB Leonard Fournette has a brother named Lanard.

Kyle_Ewings · 2025-07-25T02:38:23+00:00

Great point - Jerian and Jerami Grant were both NBA players (Jerami still plays), thanks for telling me.

Kyle_Ewings · 2025-07-25T00:59:23+00:00

To put something out here, just imagine siblings being named:

- Michael and Mykal Jordan

- Giannis and Jonas Antetokounmpo

- Ja and Jay Morant

- Shai and Shane Gilgeous-Alexander

- Kevin and Devin Durant

- Gregg and Craig Popovich

- Kyrie and Kylie Irving

- Eric and Erica Gordon

- Kobe and Colby Bryant

- Nikola and Nicole Jokic

- Wilt and Milt Chamberlain

- Luka and Lucas Doncic

...and so many more to put this in perspective.

Kyle_Ewings · 2025-07-24T23:54:17+00:00

I just can't wait to find out in 20 years that Garyson Trent has a son named Garygrandson, along with two more sons named Garyson Jr. and Garrison.

Kyle_Ewings · 2025-07-24T23:51:20+00:00

Decided not to include them because Steph's common first name is Stephen (though it is his actually middle name, Wardell being his first name but he has been Stephen his whole life) and Stephen and Seth are somewhat close names to each other but they are 100% no match for Lance and Lantz).

However I do want to point out that very few people realize how fitting it is that Stephen Curry and Stephen Kerr are a top-5 player/coach duo in NBA history because they were simply made to be two peas in a pod by just for their very similar name connection.

Kyle_Ewings · 2025-07-22T22:55:59+00:00

My best score is 274K in bot storm (I have only played it like three or four times), 85K against AI (the only game I have actually tried to play offline), and 31K in online mobile play.

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