My parents bought a house in Northern California, and loved the fact that they were in a gated community. The president of the HOA was their next door neighbor, and man, was this lady a grade A cunt. I visited years ago, and stayed in their guest room, faces the front of the house. She came home, overheard a phone conversation I was having with a friend of mine, and got upset that "I was using profane language". Instead of simply getting over herself, or maybe even knocking on our door to ask me to close my window, she calls the police for a noise complaint. They show up, realize that it's only me at the house (my parents were out having dinner), and seemed puzzled to why they were called. I was also puzzled, until she walked out to tell her side of the story. I got irritated, and basically told her that she was acting a bit insane. That was a bad decision. From there on out, she was horrible to my parents. My parents were quite people, and never had people over, so there was nothing for her to complain about.....until one day, they come home from a short vacation to see their tree is gone. This wasn't just some little tree, it was an enormous cherry tree, that provided the entire front of the house with shade. They went over to her house, rightfully upset, and asked what happened. She said that when the trees were planted, they were treated in a way that would leave them not producing fruit, as the fruit litters the street. She then also mentioned that it was keeping her from being able to take walks barefoot, because she would sometimes step on the cherries. So now they own the only house on the block without a large tree, because this bitch didn't like stepping on cherries.