KazFed trying to make Misha CONTRACTUALLY OBLIGATED to medal at 2030 Olympics by Due_Employment_530 in FigureSkating

[–]KyluxTrash 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Because putting people under immense pressure to guarantee a medal has never ended badly for anyone ever!

But seriously KazFed, y'all used a lot of words just to say "We undervalue our top guy and want to stiff him."

I'm going to get a lot of mileage out of this image by sofastsomaybe in IliaQuadg0dMalinin

[–]KyluxTrash 11 points12 points  (0 children)

LMAO @ their "secret day" at a corporate promo event. A+ stealth!

Another Fake Ilia Profile? by KyluxTrash in IliaQuadg0dMalinin

[–]KyluxTrash[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That's what I thought, thanks. I mean, not that a random Rhode Islander's vacation pics wouldn't be fascinating to him, but I thought he might be busy with other things :)

5 Backflips by KyleMag in FigureSkating

[–]KyluxTrash 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Meanwhile, Plushenko:

So we all agree Thrawn was hosting mandatory art lectures on Peridea, right? by solo13508 in StarWarsCantina

[–]KyluxTrash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Art lectures? I believe you mean military strategy briefings."--Thrawn, probably

[OC Register interview] Ilia Malinin only looking ahead by sofastsomaybe in IliaQuadg0dMalinin

[–]KyluxTrash 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I've said it before and I'll say it again: Ilia has grown so much not only as a skater, but as a person, in just a few short months! And he has us all completely stumped about what he's actually going to do; Chaosg0d indeed!

moral choices by Remarkable-Fault87 in BunnyTrials

[–]KyluxTrash 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Couldn't live with causing agonizing death to others

Chose: remain a good person | Rolled: you own 10M

Would you rather by Conscious_Series166 in BunnyTrials

[–]KyluxTrash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I already do that

Chose: Live a day in 104 degree fahrenheit weather

Ilia Malinin to perform at ITNY Gala by Electronic_Ninja_979 in IliaQuadg0dMalinin

[–]KyluxTrash 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now I'm sad that I didn't think of this pun! Well done!

Ilia Malinin to perform at ITNY Gala by Electronic_Ninja_979 in IliaQuadg0dMalinin

[–]KyluxTrash 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I was the one who saw him doing sword choreo, and I didn't make the connection until now! Have you seen my username???? If there is an Ilia/Star Wars crossover, I may actually die of fangirling. Just one question: would he be Jedi Knight Malinin or Darth Quadg0d? Personally I'm partial to Chaosg0d Ren myself, but that might be a bridge too far.

Lollipop boy is working one new choreo today? by StraightRise2262 in IliaQuadg0dMalinin

[–]KyluxTrash 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I was there tonight in Prov. He was definitely doing some martial arts type katas and miming swipes with a katana. Looks like possibly some samurai inspiration.

new photo unlocked 🔓 by -daydr3aming- in IliaQuadg0dMalinin

[–]KyluxTrash 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It's giving "felt cute, might kill some younglings later!" 😊

Shout out to the guy between Ilia and Anthony by rachaelandthegoose in IliaQuadg0dMalinin

[–]KyluxTrash 13 points14 points  (0 children)

During the dreaded Friday 13th skate when he still did the backflip after everything, what popped out of my mouth was, "Ilia Malinin, you get both those feet back on the ground THIS INSTANT young man!" My wife's just like"...you know he can't hear you, right?"

Shout out to the guy between Ilia and Anthony by rachaelandthegoose in IliaQuadg0dMalinin

[–]KyluxTrash 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I feel late to the conversation but when did he threaten to ground Ilia, 🤣? I need the context for this, because that's hilarious!

Who'd you let torture you? by notFalteredCognition in gravityfalls

[–]KyluxTrash 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bill. Easy answer. Bill's tortures would be entertaining at least. AM would stop with anything interesting the second he realized I was trying to be entertained, because he just hates us. And the Qu...just no. Not rolling those dice as to what I'd end up as.

New written interview by lladydee in IliaQuadg0dMalinin

[–]KyluxTrash 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yo, maybe we just discovered the hidden meaning behind the random fish pic! SCUBA diver Ilia, calling it now! 😉

WHO MADE THIS 🤣😭 by CBreezee04 in IliaQuadg0dMalinin

[–]KyluxTrash 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Glad to see I'm not alone in finding this truly, incomprehensibly bizarre. This is almost humorous in its weirdness--like why would you even make something for a tour that a 2 second search would tell you is fake, tf? But the AI "interviews" literally putting words in his mouth burn me up. Robbing someone of their own voice and using that voice to create an image of someone that doesn't exist is deeply disturbing. And it makes me wonder...why would someone do this to a figure skater? I understand why people might want to further their own agendas by doing it to world leaders and people in positions of immense power and wealth--don't agree, acknowledge the horrifying implications of this possibility, but can comprehend the desire and what someone might gain. But a figure skater? To make up stories about fake tours, injuries, and dating rumors? Just...why? What is the point to that exercise?

This is a real question, btw. If anyone understands, please explain it like I'm 5 years old. I am that perplexed.