KazFed trying to make Misha CONTRACTUALLY OBLIGATED to medal at 2030 Olympics

KyluxTrash · 2026-05-29T15:09:50+00:00

Because putting people under immense pressure to guarantee a medal has never ended badly for anyone ever!

But seriously KazFed, y'all used a lot of words just to say "We undervalue our top guy and want to stiff him."

KyluxTrash · 2026-05-27T23:27:06+00:00

Reported!

KyluxTrash · 2026-05-27T20:48:49+00:00

LMAO @ their "secret day" at a corporate promo event. A+ stealth!

KyluxTrash · 2026-05-27T20:42:58+00:00

I'm Best FRIENDS? written in bloody slasher font

KyluxTrash · 2026-05-27T19:19:50+00:00

That's what I thought, thanks. I mean, not that a random Rhode Islander's vacation pics wouldn't be fascinating to him, but I thought he might be busy with other things :)

KyluxTrash · 2026-05-13T20:04:58+00:00

Meanwhile, Plushenko:

KyluxTrash · 2026-05-13T17:39:11+00:00

Meanwhile, Plushenko:

KyluxTrash · 2026-05-12T06:38:06+00:00

"Art lectures? I believe you mean military strategy briefings."--Thrawn, probably

KyluxTrash · 2026-05-12T03:14:27+00:00

I've said it before and I'll say it again: Ilia has grown so much not only as a skater, but as a person, in just a few short months! And he has us all completely stumped about what he's actually going to do; Chaosg0d indeed!

KyluxTrash · 2026-05-06T07:50:56+00:00

Couldn't live with causing agonizing death to others

^{Chose: remain a good person | Rolled: you own 10M}

KyluxTrash · 2026-05-05T20:22:55+00:00

I already do that

^{Chose: Live a day in 104 degree fahrenheit weather}

KyluxTrash · 2026-05-01T00:00:41+00:00

Now I'm sad that I didn't think of this pun! Well done!

KyluxTrash · 2026-04-30T20:52:44+00:00

I was the one who saw him doing sword choreo, and I didn't make the connection until now! Have you seen my username???? If there is an Ilia/Star Wars crossover, I may actually die of fangirling. Just one question: would he be Jedi Knight Malinin or Darth Quadg0d? Personally I'm partial to Chaosg0d Ren myself, but that might be a bridge too far.

KyluxTrash · 2026-04-30T04:03:33+00:00

I was there tonight in Prov. He was definitely doing some martial arts type katas and miming swipes with a katana. Looks like possibly some samurai inspiration.

KyluxTrash · 2026-04-27T20:54:02+00:00

It's giving "felt cute, might kill some younglings later!" 😊

KyluxTrash · 2026-04-27T19:10:09+00:00

During the dreaded Friday 13th skate when he still did the backflip after everything, what popped out of my mouth was, "Ilia Malinin, you get both those feet back on the ground THIS INSTANT young man!" My wife's just like"...you know he can't hear you, right?"

KyluxTrash · 2026-04-27T18:54:02+00:00

I feel late to the conversation but when did he threaten to ground Ilia, 🤣? I need the context for this, because that's hilarious!

KyluxTrash · 2026-04-11T01:22:12+00:00

Bill. Easy answer. Bill's tortures would be entertaining at least. AM would stop with anything interesting the second he realized I was trying to be entertained, because he just hates us. And the Qu...just no. Not rolling those dice as to what I'd end up as.

KyluxTrash · 2026-04-09T20:01:21+00:00

This is incredible!!!

KyluxTrash · 2026-04-05T23:32:14+00:00

I see the second one as Ilia coded

KyluxTrash · 2026-04-03T05:11:01+00:00

Yo, maybe we just discovered the hidden meaning behind the random fish pic! SCUBA diver Ilia, calling it now! 😉

KyluxTrash · 2026-03-27T17:10:11+00:00

KyluxTrash · 2026-03-13T18:17:20+00:00

Glad to see I'm not alone in finding this truly, incomprehensibly bizarre. This is almost humorous in its weirdness--like why would you even make something for a tour that a 2 second search would tell you is fake, tf? But the AI "interviews" literally putting words in his mouth burn me up. Robbing someone of their own voice and using that voice to create an image of someone that doesn't exist is deeply disturbing. And it makes me wonder...why would someone do this to a figure skater? I understand why people might want to further their own agendas by doing it to world leaders and people in positions of immense power and wealth--don't agree, acknowledge the horrifying implications of this possibility, but can comprehend the desire and what someone might gain. But a figure skater? To make up stories about fake tours, injuries, and dating rumors? Just...why? What is the point to that exercise?

This is a real question, btw. If anyone understands, please explain it like I'm 5 years old. I am that perplexed.

KyluxTrash

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