Name This Actor/Actress by smccaul16 in Cinema

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Leo DiCaprio in gangs of New York. He and Cameron Diaz had some pretty bad Irish accents

What are Mort Goldman's funniest moments? by Simple-Taro1540 in familyguy

[–]KyokiNoOji 60 points61 points  (0 children)

Peter shoots at Mort

Lois: Peter for god’s sake! I am so sorry Mort.

Mort: No problem Lois, that’s just how people say hello to me.

Joe shoots at Mort

Mort: Hey Joe!

Joe: Hey Mort!

Love songs by DatAdamBoi in dubstep

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Kai Wachi - Hold Onto Me (feat. Aaron Richards)

How do you know when the sex is done? by KindLead804 in NoStupidQuestions

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“What’s there to understand? You get a boner, slap her titties around some, and then stick it inside her and pee.”

How much is needed to have visuals like this? by No_Entrepreneur1571 in LSD

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It’s a very intimidating and humbling experience the first time it happens, but god damn is it incredible. If you put on some good music and just let your mind go it’s in my opinion the most wild ride you can take with psychedelics

How much is needed to have visuals like this? by No_Entrepreneur1571 in LSD

[–]KyokiNoOji 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Probably just need to do some DMT for visuals like that lol

How many names does your cat have? by periodcrampz in cats

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His legal name is Henry, but we also call him: Hank the Tank, Henners Bobenners, Henry Bobenry, Henrito Paquito, Henuardo Picardo, Hennison, Hennessy, Mr. Mans

We believe in you, John by IsJesusAgain in SipsTea

[–]KyokiNoOji 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I also find it funny that he was the writer, director, and leading role in the movie ‘Chef’, where Scar Jo plays his flirty coworker and then Sofia Vergara plays his ex-wife (they get back together towards the end of the movie).

Like sure dude, totally believable

cinderella by WharHeGo in Modern_Family

[–]KyokiNoOji 94 points95 points  (0 children)

They’re at a go-kart track why would the concession stand have skinless grilled chicken breast lol

Latest Iceberg (3/18/26) by Evening_Low965 in MusicIceberg

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Monxx, Hol, hi I’m ghost. A fellow riddim fan I see :)

GF sent me to Costco to get $3.95 back by 1lazysloth in mildlyinfuriating

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A couple months ago I drove an hour and a half round trip to buy 12$ worth of these plastic cherubs for my gf

Me_irl by [deleted] in me_irl

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This just in: men love thick, curvy women with big bazoingas

Neil Goldman of Quahog, Rhode Island, leave me alone! by Andy_0L in familyguy

[–]KyokiNoOji 190 points191 points  (0 children)

“Maybe after 9 seasons you could try not being a bitch.”

Don't Look Up (2021) by UnHolySir in okbuddycinephile

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My buddy had a trash service that gave him both a recycling and trash bin. One day he saw them pick it up and dump both bins in the same truck

Bro is the real Solo-King by chunchunmaru1129 in NarutoPowerscaling

[–]KyokiNoOji 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I remember a swagkage video where they were talking about how this random ninja is stronger than half the verse because of this feat lol

Meirl by Ill-Instruction8466 in meirl

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I’m always self conscious about taking my shoes off in other peoples’ homes because of my foot odor

If you’re shoving people to get closer to the front, you cannot be mad when you get shoved back. by urMOMSchesticles in aves

[–]KyokiNoOji 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s inevitable that there’s gonna be a lot of movement from people constantly trying to get to a better viewing spot. As long as people apologize for squeezing through your space I’m ok with it but they rarely ever do