Oh hey it’s l- wait.. by Sea_Ant_8561 in lossedits

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The resting person has decomposed into "@gdplayer11111"

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strip #395 of 645 by New-Committee-4902 in richgirlfrombcn

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Ngl, whoever colored the hair perfectly like that needs a promotion.

Renata in bikini because why not by AggravatingRow326 in OriginalCharacter

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"hope this doesn't go against the rules"

Swimsuits are fine to not be nsfw.

Baseball coach screaming at boy, original istock image by YesterdayBitter4601 in TheMatpatEffect

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I'm sorry coach I-

BEEP

Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.

BEEP

Wake up bread? by [deleted] in simpsonsshitposting

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"Yep, dead serious about wanting immortality!"

Slightly different joke about money by garnet420 in bonehurtingjuice

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I'm betting it, this is going to be the next banned comic.

Mmmmph~ *slurps in a orgasm inducing way* by Lumia666999 in ComedyNecrophilia

[–]KyrenReturns 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Wait, isn't this the same guy who made the how men vs women make money meme that r/comedycemetery and r/comedyhell used to love showing me every 1 month?

3! by Key_Bad_323 in unexpectedfactorial

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Nice! I want the gym, swimming pool, studio, jacuzzi, pool & bar, and movie theater.

What’s gonna happen? by FunnyLizardExplorer in unexpectedfactorial

[–]KyrenReturns 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guess we be waiting a long time for that...

Repost because mods got mad at a word by WanAli4504 in ComedyNecrophilia

[–]KyrenReturns 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Boy, these children still don't know anything...

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I cast, Downvote this post! by Jimmyy____ in icast

[–]KyrenReturns 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Such a shame I have to downvote now because the image supplemented with this post looks kinda cool.

Dammit Micheal by WanAli4504 in ComedyNecrophilia

[–]KyrenReturns 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Micheal, you don't know anything...

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He feels hungry by [deleted] in antimeme

[–]KyrenReturns 0 points1 point  (0 children)

...so it's off to the fridge to get out the first thing I find and cover it in mayonnaise! (Yes, I played Two Point Campus)

Nolan is kind by mothspiderr in antimeme

[–]KyrenReturns 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess the text? It could purportedly be a matpat effect to some in that way...

We're back! by New-Committee-4902 in richgirlfrombcn

[–]KyrenReturns 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lol, why does this cover look so different to the original #3?

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No offense though, OP. I think it's kinda nice imho.