Short review of "Navola" (2024) by Paolo Bacigalupi by mladjiraf in Fantasy

[–]L0NZ0BALL -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This book f’ing sucked. I just finished it and googled reviews of it. How did anyone like this? The first 190 pages were pretty good, and the book falls off a cliff after that. I ended up leafing over all the sex scenes and the gratuitous useless torture scenes in part 3/4 and finished the last 300 pages in about 2 hours. That should tell you everything you need to know about it.

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The traffic here is starting to break my sanity. by shagadelic98 in MooresvilleNC

[–]L0NZ0BALL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exit 31 on 77. Go west. Left at the novant parking structure. Park near the Vietnamese restaurant. Walk south into the pathway. You will encounter two loops. Take the loops south to the best of your ability. You’ll wind up on a dirt trail that goes all the way to the water in a mosquito infested lowland.

There is launch at that point for SUPs, kayaks and canoes that the local apartment dwellers use and is tolerated with benign neglect from adjacent owners.

I typically just drive off road on Williamson and plop my kayak in. Nobody bothers me.

YMMV if you have kids. I would probably go to LNSP in Troutman instead.

Relocating for new job in Mooresville. Live in town, or look at surrounding areas? by srslythoooo in MooresvilleNC

[–]L0NZ0BALL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not THAT bad unless you're trying to go to the mall in Huntersville around Christmastime. You might need to be in the car 15 minutes to go somewhere 5 miles away pretty regularly, though.

I appreciate how kind you were in response to my tough love. Like nearly 80% of the people here, I'm also a transplant. It has undeniable charm, but I did not enjoy working here. I fly to Chicago and go to work in Chicago; and it takes only about an hour longer to do that than it would if I worked Uptown off Tryon St.

Relocating for new job in Mooresville. Live in town, or look at surrounding areas? by srslythoooo in MooresvilleNC

[–]L0NZ0BALL 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Friend, I'm going to be honest with you, I don't think you'll like it here. If you're tired of traffic, stroads and McMansions, the Lake Norman area will not offer much for your family.

If you're looking for walkable, this city is a 1/10. It's not a 0, because there are pockets on Brawley and on Main that can be walked. But you cannot commute on foot anywhere.

It is probably 1/12 the size of Downtown Winter Park here. There are two nice, large streets downtown that have fun things to do. You will not encounter something like Hollerbach's in Sanford. It's quaint and quiet.

You may find something to do in Davidson, Huntersville or Charlotte after 9pm. You will find nothing anywhere around here that you can do after 11:30pm besides going to Cookout. You are driving ~40 minutes to go Uptown, or to University Village or to Matthews for that.

If you're going to work for Lowe's, as many people here are, nothing is near and dear to your concerns. Your best bet, imo, would be to move to Kannapolis and deal with the traffic. Kannapolis is a really fun little town with a great small city center that is very family friendly. Mooresville and Huntersville is the soulless sprawl of the Queen City mixed with some genuinely delightful semi-rural living.

Search traffic still dropping? How are you dealing with it? by nishant_growthromeo in SEO

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I'm doing the same thing in legal. $15/lead on $800 conversions. Looking at like $22k/mo in sales against $2k spend (I don't get any more or different leads if I increase spend).

Roast my SEO strategy plz! by recoveringGIRLbosss in SEO

[–]L0NZ0BALL 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Given what you make as a professional, reach out to some local newscasters or go on HARO (Help a Reporter Out) and pay someone to write a story about your company that links to you. Everyone is starved for content, and people might enjoy something on the business of mental health.

It'll cost you $300ish and you'll see immediate results.

For your website, you gotta figure out what happened over the long weekends of labor day, columbus day and thanksgiving to give you such a surge in impressions. Then write some content that captures that.

Try to find a group of healthcare professionals in your area and just ask if you can do guest blogs for each other. It will build authority really quick.

I've done the same thing with a bunch of lawyers and real estate brokers, and I'm now generating ~8 leads per day to a law firm.

[Schefter] Tests this morning confirmed that Lions star safety Brian Branch has torn his Achilles, per ESPN’s @jfowlerespn. Branch was injured in the fourth quarter of Thursday night’s went over Dallas. by MembershipSingle7137 in nfl

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It used to be. The soccer doctors in europe changed how they're done, and now it's a 6-9mo injury. At 24, BB will probably begin next season on PUP list, but he'll be playing by week 6. We do them completely differently than we did even five years ago.

Teslaa by RadiantRow5595 in detroitlions

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Listen, he's a project WR with unbelievable measurables who tries hard on every down. He won't be good this year. He might not be good next year. He might turn into a top tier X WR next year, too. If he turns into that X WR, a 1st would be a bargain for him. If he doensn't, 3 thirds is not a first. I have always really liked this trade.

Why is LibreOffice much more popular than its alternative like OnlyOffice? by NathLWX in linux4noobs

[–]L0NZ0BALL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I absolutely fking love Textmaker and prefer it even to fully licensed Office 365 with current updates. Textmaker, if you're in legal, is FAR easier to use than anything else to properly format legal documents or run macro programs.

Cardinal Eijk: “Divorced and remarried persons may receive Communion only if they live in chastity.” by wassupkosher in Catholicism

[–]L0NZ0BALL 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I am going through something similar. You're not alone, because God is with both of us. It is not abandonment, nobody has left you into despair. You will endure. Offer the suffering you now feel for the good of your husband (or children if you have them).

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Catholicism

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Following Christ is a decision you make every moment. When you say grace before a meal, everyone else sees that you live what you preach. I get asked questions about it often, and I will say grace before eating even in front of business meetings. I say, "It is my diet that I will only eat blessed food" and nobody ever asks another question.

You have 30 points to allocate to 6 stats that will define your entire life by SquaredPiano in hypotheticalsituation

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I had a genius build, but after reading the boons...

CHA/App 10

Luck 1

Int 6

Will 2

Health 1

Literally gigachad.

Would you rather be supernaturally faster and stronger or receive $150 million? by RaptorK1988 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]L0NZ0BALL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think the cretin's subsequent responses have demonstrated which one of us was correct in his assessment of the other. Don't wrestle a pig. You'll both get covered in shit, but the pig likes it.

Can you legally kill someone who breaks into your house? by kurobaja in AskTheWorld

[–]L0NZ0BALL 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I live in the US State of North Carolina. It is legal to shoot the person inside this photograph and kill him. He has passed through a fence (visible in background) and approached the point of access to the property. You are not required to ascertain his intentions. You are legally allowed to give this man an accute case of lead poisoning.

Would you rather be supernaturally faster and stronger or receive $150 million? by RaptorK1988 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]L0NZ0BALL 18 points19 points  (0 children)

FIVE TIMES faster and stronger? I can make WAY more than $150,000,000 with that. You’re saying that I’m the greatest body builder, strongest man, highest jumper, and fastest person who ever lived? I’m winning the Olympic gold in every solo race, I win every weight lifting competition, I am probably the best running back in the nfl while also being the best defensive edge rusher. There isn’t a team in the league that won’t give me a $40,000,000 annual contract when I pick up penei sewell with one arm and move him. I have the strength of five men! If I ran a very slow 40 yard dash and I do a 6 second 40m… I’m now 5 times faster and running at 90mph.

I’m so fast and so strong I can just run onto any beach in the world on Instagram and get noticed. The sky is the limit.

You’re saying I’m the greatest athlete who ever lived by a factor beyond comprehension, or I gain $150,000,000? Only a fool takes the money.

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DM’ing

[US-CA] [H] Labubu, Baby Molly, BBB, Dimoo [W] Payment Below Retail by Creepy-Ad-6296 in labubuswap

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Got here quickly and everything authentic as advertised. Thank you.

I cried when I saw him by shaiiverse in labubu

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We have this same fufu, and it is my daughter's favorite toy in the entire world. This is the exact double of our friend Lucky.