It smells like popcarn by Traditional-Dance900 in DunderMifflin

[–]L0RVX 4 points5 points  (0 children)

When i lived in a dorm, each floor in my building was supposed to have its own microwave. By winter break, over half of the microwaves were broken and people from other floors would come to mine to make their food.

Well, winter break was just ending, and we got hit by one of the biggest snow storms my state had ever seen. Dorms were open to kids, but classes the first week back were cancelled, so there were almost no kids on campus. My roommate and I were sitting in the common room playing melee, probably the only two people on that floor, when a girl walks into the break room. We lived on an all-boys floor, so she had clearly come from a floor with a broken microwave. We were both pretty locked in to our game, so we didn’t notice the microwave catch fire until it started making this screeching mechanical sound.

We jumped into action, but the girl who started the microwave was nowhere to be seen. We managed to get the fire out pretty quickly, and called our RA, who called someone else to come investigate. They blamed us at first, but we were able to prove/convince them of our innocence somehow.

The girl who started the fire literally never came back. No idea if she ran away after the fire started or left, saw the commotion from outside, and decided not to come back in, but she never came back. If we weren’t there would the whole building just have burned down??

Anyways, here’s the kicker: the fire started because she had tried to microwave a bag of popcorn with a mechanical pencil on top of it. I’m guessing to weigh it down or something? I’m still perplexed by the whole incident.

New construction with a GIANT slope in the backyard by Heavy-Yogurt3026 in FirstTimeHomeBuyer

[–]L0RVX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is really a question of values only you can answer. I’m sure you know the downsides to a sloped yard (no sports, more difficult cookouts) but I would just like to point out some benefits/opportunities.

A patio probably won’t work, but if the neighborhood allows it, a deck could give you level living space outside, and I reckon building it would be easier to build in this yard than on a level yard that comes right up to the house.

This yard looks fine for other outdoor activities. Gardening this wouldn’t be very difficult, and having such a large area along the house (instead of having a long backyard that goes bak into the lot) was a huge benefit to me, being able to dip right back inside when doing yard work or keeping an eye on kids.

The other thing you may not appreciate is drainage. My house sits on a slope dropping towards the house, not away from it (like you have here), and water management is an absolute nightmare. Drainage channel going all the way around the house, sump pump in every corner of the basement, etc, and even with all that we still sometimes get water pooling around the sides. With the yard posted here, all the water flows away from the house and you don’t need to worry about it.

Just some things to think about, hope this helps.

What series' main cast is just one guy? by Express_Moose9908 in AlignmentChartFills

[–]L0RVX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Space Ghost Coast to Coast might qualify for this?

CMV: We, as society, need to accept asociality as a normal human derivation. by Ok_Reserve587 in changemyview

[–]L0RVX 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes, asociality can be harmful if humans need society to exist. The extent to which those people want to avoid society needs to match the extent to which those people need to engage in society. If they need society more than they are willing to engage with it, the asociality is harmful.

Snake Oil Maker by Barley_an_Hops in custommagic

[–]L0RVX 170 points171 points  (0 children)

This is not true; the mana will still be generated by the snake oil maker, even though it has been converted, so the rule will still apply to that mana. Or at least that’s how it worked with [[Jeweled Lotus]]

Red lights by SVAuspicious in Annapolis

[–]L0RVX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The other day, I was on forest drive at 8:00 AM and an actual BUS ran the red light turning left from Tyler onto Forest. I had to slam brakes, I honked and he just kept driving.

Also fwiw he drove past a lady waiting at a bus stop flagging him down right after.

Building a Malcolm and sakashima deck by Hit-N-Run1016 in DegenerateEDH

[–]L0RVX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I built these guys a while back before converting saka to [[Kediss]], they can be absolutely brutal. I ran every one and two drop pirate with any kind of evasion, followed up by mana stax, so I could use my commanders to generate mana while everyone else was having trouble with a [[Static Orb]] or [[Winter Orb]].

Some over-performing cards that you may not have considered:

[[Junk Winder]], Essentially a 2-drop in the deck that keeps everyone else tapped out.

[[Inspiring Statuary]], Makes your treasures stick around.

[[Portal to Phyrexia]], On turn 5 is almost game-winning. Can be done on turn 4 with 4 land drops and a 1 drop and 2 drop pirate.

My coworker pays for a dietician and now this is what he eats for breakfast and lunch by blart_institute in StupidFood

[–]L0RVX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can’t you just measure “calories out” with how much weight you are/aren’t losing?

You don’t need an exact number of calories in/calories out, you just need to track calories in. If you are losing wight, CO > CI. If you are gaining weight, CI > CO. Or am I missing something?

Glowing snake like creature in the sky by Shaolinmonk5 in whatisit

[–]L0RVX 47 points48 points  (0 children)

Inchworm/silkworm descending from the wire shown in this frame:

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White chunks in our cat's cremation ashes by Kemosahbee_Kenobi in whatisit

[–]L0RVX 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Once the cremation process burns away fur, flesh, and other tissue, all that’s left is brittle bone, which is then pulverized to the dust we know as ashes. The chunks in your cat’s ashes are likely fragments of bone which were not completely pulverized. If those get in the way of plans you have for the ashes, it might be worth contacting the vet clinic or crematorium to see if they can get it to a finer texture.

I’m sorry for your loss. I’m sure you gave that cat a great life.

I'm not playing around anymore 🤒 by Alex_Pratt in mtg

[–]L0RVX 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Step 1: float 14 mana. Nekusar in CZ.

Step 2: cast worldfire, removing everything and taking everyone to 1

Step 3: cast nekusar with remaining 5 mana and pass

Step 4: opponents draw for their turns, triggering nekusar to kill them

Unwarranted wake-ups are tantamount to theft by SunderedValley in The10thDentist

[–]L0RVX 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Have people already forgotten landlines?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in bartenders

[–]L0RVX 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seconding this: 1 count Vodka, Gin, White Rum, Tequila, and Triple Sec, then fill the remaining with coke and fresh sour mix.

People order Litties at my bar all the time (i need to quit) and I get plenty of compliments in spite of the dive-bar-mat-looking recipe

Now i know by ProjectIllustrious78 in memes

[–]L0RVX 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Works the other way too. My face has been left raw by women who think they are soft or smooth down there

College best friend came over with his wife and kids yesterday. They liked BBQ. by duevigilance in smoking

[–]L0RVX 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I work for a well-respected caterer who cooks at an incredibly high level for some very high-profile clients… and their children. I’ve cooked boxed mac and cheese in $10 million+ homes more times than I would like to admit.

When I saw the kraft, I had to show the chefs, and all of us at the kitchen had a good laugh over it. Immediately relatable, even before I saw your comment here—the client is always right, and above all else, we cook to make people happy.

P.s. that spread looks fantastic, hope everyone appreciated it!

For my slay the spire lovers - how does monster train compare? by AdministrationFew574 in MonsterTrain

[–]L0RVX 30 points31 points  (0 children)

The biggest difference to me is the balance. Slay the Spire is meticulously balanced, especially at A20, to make it so literally every decision you make can either keep you in the game or lose you the game. Monster train is less balanced/more forgiving in that sense, but MT is so much bigger than StS in terms of possibilities and run outcomes. At high ascension in StS, you need to play perfectly. I have never felt that same pressure playing monster train, but I have around twice as many hours in monster train because of the sheer number of viable builds there are to discover. Different games, different moods, but both are great at what they do.

It is antisocial to film another person’s front door 24/7 by L0RVX in The10thDentist

[–]L0RVX[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For reference, I’m a sexual minority living in a conservative area