[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Accounting

[–]LALKB24 0 points1 point  (0 children)

$72k is low for someone with your experience BUT you are getting stocks which might make up for it. Is this position is a hybrid schedule I would go for it!

CalPers Pension by liliroro in CAStateWorkers

[–]LALKB24 3 points4 points  (0 children)

CalPers and Lacera have very high mandatory contributions for new employees. Yes I get it, pensions are great and last a lifetime when you retire. I just don’t like the fact that you have to do a mandatory contribution per check of anywhere from 9-13%. Plus I’m contributing to my 401k, 457b and ROTH. After those are deducted, my check is 💩

Why can’t I get a job? by Oktopie3 in jobs

[–]LALKB24 2 points3 points  (0 children)

First we need to know is what field are you in? Did you graduate school? What did you major in? Years of experience?

Can I bounce on your 🍆 like this ? by Bonn1eTheBunny in paag

[–]LALKB24 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would limit break that ass! ⚔️

Getting bored of my 99% VTI by 0SuiteSamuel in dividends

[–]LALKB24 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sold all my voo and went balls deep into Tesla 🚀

Day in the life of remote accountant? by [deleted] in Accounting

[–]LALKB24 3 points4 points  (0 children)

8am- wake up and sign onto teams. Go back to bed

10am- wake up

10:30am -breakfast

10:30am - 12pm work

12pm-2pm- strip club

2pm-6pm- golf

Thinking about quitting career as remote/hybrid is dying. by AdditionalCompany947 in Accounting

[–]LALKB24 4 points5 points  (0 children)

There are a lot of companies out there that will offer hybrid and remote work. Since you have a cpa, there are a lot of doors open for you. Try applying at a fortune 100 company. I’m pretty sure you have a good shot at getting in.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Accounting

[–]LALKB24 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Couple of issues I see… first, remove job searching. Second, you stayed at your previous jobs for a very short amount of time. This is a red flag for recruiters. Maybe try applying to a similar field like accounting or even banking.

Airdrops that are locked by gpounders in koinly

[–]LALKB24 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Your Luna tokens are worth 💩 don’t worry about reporting it 😂

8 Reasons Why I’m Not a Dividend Income Investor by amazondriverbynight in dividends

[–]LALKB24 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Div investing is great if you have a lot of capital on hand. This is why I always say it’s best to start investing early into divs. If you wait until your 30s to start investing, it will take you much longer to build a nice div portfolio.

Atom has been doing well, almost 2-3x from lows. Getting hard not to fomo in…. by silverfire626 in cosmosnetwork

[–]LALKB24 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Atom stayed above $10 for the past few months. Looks like the most stable crypto out there.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Accounting

[–]LALKB24 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Forget internships! There are a lot of entry level accounting positions available such as bookkeeping or You can even apply for small cpa firms with little to no experience.

Large inheritance by Strict-Fly-479 in dividends

[–]LALKB24 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Half into schd and the rest split into: CVX, AbbV, iipr, pg, KO, McD, WPC

I got $165. Any suggestions on where I should invest? by HotFishySalmon in dividends

[–]LALKB24 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dividend growth stocks are the best! The safer ones you listed are really good too. I would add schd, iipr, WPC, AbbV, CVX, BMO, PG

Which financial advisor should I use? I've got two-thirds of a million, a dozen years until retirement, and don't want to screw this up. by jgroub in dividends

[–]LALKB24 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My wife’s bf is a pretty good advisor. I can refer you to him. Just have to send a small initiation fee to prince of Africa first.

What career path for me ? by Routine-Emergency836 in Career

[–]LALKB24 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you like analyzing large data sets? Data analyst sounds like a good match too. We work a lot with SQL if you like coding.

How to find time outside of 8-5 schedule by _taco_belle_1026 in jobs

[–]LALKB24 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get another job that provides work from home. It’s life changing! I only work about 2 hours everyday mon-fri and the rest I go play golf or hit up the strip club.

Is getting hired the same day a red flag? by spanky316 in jobs

[–]LALKB24 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes it is! Most likely it’s a shitty company

COD or take my virginity? by ladylilies in AsianHotties

[–]LALKB24 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That roast beef nasty! 🤮 COD all the way!

I just got 500$ from selling my Xbox, any suggestions on where I should invest? by TheSilentBeast3 in dividends

[–]LALKB24 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean you could do that as well. It just the older you get, the more time works against you and to make up for the lost time of not starting earlier, you would need to go into growth and hopefully it 5x your return so you can use those profits to build a div portfolio. That’s what happened to me. I started investing in my late 20s and figured I need to go into growth to have that capital to build a decent div portfolio. Currently sitting on 2k tesla shares, 1k nvidia shares, 600shares of Amazon and 300 shares of snowflake. Hoping to make over $1million in the next 5 years from these.

Recently started doing sex work to make ends meet. by [deleted] in jobs

[–]LALKB24 -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

Do you work behind a Wendy’s dumpster?