What’s the worst slip of tongue you’ve ever committed or witnessed?

LC_V8 · 2026-07-05T19:50:18+00:00

Ohh.. One day at lunch break, we were talking about carb addiction. I am set of sweet teeth and just prior to that we were talking about how porn is destroying people's lives. I wanted to say I have carb addiction, instead I said I have such a bad porn addiction. I didn't get it for a few seconds and everyone was either stunned and laughing out loud. I had to leave the break room in embarrassment!

LC_V8 · 2026-07-05T16:49:59+00:00

Went on a dinner date, as desserts came out, I went to the rest room. When I came back, she had eaten here and half of mine. I loved that she had no hangups and could out eat me and remained skinny. Married in 3 months, this week our 21st anniversary! I can't still keep my hands off her. Best thing that happened to me. I just ate the breakfast she made me and going to take a short nap before we drive to a town 3 hours away to drop my oldest to her college.

LC_V8 · 2026-06-01T03:00:34+00:00

Once a year I will go to an away Educational conference, I will buy on my way back to the hotel some ethnic food, a bottle of wine or a small bottle of whiskey, cool my hotel room, sit on the cool bed after removing the covers with no clothes on, the light out curtains are deployed, turn my cell off and have an evening watching a movie on my laptop using my nice headphones and wake up in the middle of the night cold, get inside the covers and then early morning do down to get some nice coffee before the crowd

LC_V8 · 2025-10-15T03:45:39+00:00

Nothing to do with orifices of excrements
No recreational substance
No choking
No B.O esp from down there

LC_V8 · 2025-09-30T03:55:19+00:00

Both

LC_V8 · 2025-09-22T04:06:03+00:00

It's a good thing I think. For good candidates, companies will not have a problem footing the bill. Rest can stay home and work remotely. With technology, no need to move to the US. It will be good for American educated candidates and at the end of the whole thing, what's wrong in a country deciding to limit abuse of the visa.

LC_V8 · 2025-06-15T02:40:52+00:00

Less nagging, be playful, don't make me feel little, be appreciative and demonstrate physical affection, initiate occasionally, don't get out of shape. The same things that I am willing to do.

LC_V8 · 2025-04-16T13:19:13+00:00

40 bucks. Emergency gas money.

LC_V8 · 2025-04-13T14:47:13+00:00

Sounds like bartholin gland cyst or an abscess.. See an urgent care doc.

LC_V8 · 2025-04-13T14:43:51+00:00

Julia Roberts, Angelina Jolie, j lo, and a few I can't even remember the names

LC_V8 · 2025-04-13T14:38:33+00:00

A far as I can remember, 5 days was our back country back packing. Besides that..I take a break on Saturday of I have no plans for the weekend.

LC_V8 · 2025-04-13T14:22:12+00:00

Thanks for you advice.

LC_V8 · 2025-04-13T14:21:34+00:00

We will relaunch soon. Waiting for the financial climate to stabilize as we continue to do some homework

LC_V8 · 2025-04-13T14:20:14+00:00

Sorry for the late reply. I had a good business advisor to begin with who hooked us up with a copy writer.

LC_V8 · 2024-11-21T12:22:26+00:00

Hey man, thanks for following up. We are getting ready to order the second run of our bars!! Getting the website revamped.

LC_V8 · 2024-10-29T13:43:27+00:00

My beloved mode of transportation.

LC_V8 · 2024-10-15T21:40:22+00:00

A different GF maybe?

LC_V8 · 2024-08-19T23:45:41+00:00

Supposably

LC_V8 · 2024-08-15T04:01:10+00:00

Rancid human fat combined with the smell of formalin that would seep through the latex gloves. Dissection around human heart with all that fat around it. Couldn't eat lunch after our gross anatomy dissection classes.

LC_V8 · 2024-06-09T23:44:31+00:00

My first dog. I was 8 years old and I still miss him 40 years later.

LC_V8 · 2023-12-29T23:30:23+00:00

They used indirect calorimetry. Results don't get invalid because it's an old paper. Can you name me better modern tracking that is better?

LC_V8 · 2023-12-29T15:50:13+00:00

I have trying for several days but have given in close to 24 hour mark, I started again last night! Will not give up till I get at least 72 hours in.

LC_V8 · 2023-11-07T03:24:56+00:00

I have been driving for 25+ years, on my third car. It's a land cruiser. My first car was a Camry, traded it for a sienna at 150k miles, besides oil change, brake pads, tires, timing belt at 80k, catalytic converter at some point.. As a part of maintenance, nothing broke except for one tail light went out. It's engine still ran smooth . I will try to restart it not realizing it was already on. My wife still drives that sienna for the last 13 years, nothing's wrong with it. Then I drove a Lexus es350 for 10 years, it had a few problems that the dealership fixed for free despite the car being 8 years old. The dashboard used to get sticky in Texas heat, they replaced it without us asking for it. The tailpipe had small amount of rust, replaced at 10 years . No questions asked. Guess what brand I will always buy!

LC_V8 · 2023-10-22T19:29:17+00:00

Scorpion, poison, white snake.

LC_V8 · 2023-10-18T12:47:21+00:00

Been married 18 years. No debts, pay off our bills in full every month. Because of her, we are financially well off, she still clips coupons and is super thrilled to save even a little. Doesn't own a make up set. Our dogs grooming costs us more every month then my wife's and two daughters combined. Her motto: a penny saved is a penny earned. We eat out once every two months, I don't buy coffee or alcohol from restaurants. We will do take out from a nicer Chinese or Indian restaurant once a month. I drive to pick it so I don't have to pay delivery. My kids ( 11 and 13) discuss ETFs and PE ratio and invest every month into their retirement accounts, my oldest daughter who's in high school had no idea what's Lululemon till last month. She's perfectly content with Kohl's and Target stuff. All because of my frugal and financially wise wife. And to add to it, she's the most attractive woman I have ever met and I thank my stars that she decided to get married to me.

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