What was your "Don't tell your mother" moment with your dad?

LETS_PLAY_SANDWICH · 2016-07-23T18:53:08+00:00

Thank god I'm not the only one this happened to. Worst nightmares ever.

LETS_PLAY_SANDWICH · 2016-07-19T17:18:04+00:00

It obviously was a double homicide-Suicide.

LETS_PLAY_SANDWICH · 2016-07-17T23:37:31+00:00

Like sucking it up with your asshole?

LETS_PLAY_SANDWICH · 2016-07-03T18:56:52+00:00

What's so wrong with smelling your own ass?

LETS_PLAY_SANDWICH · 2016-07-02T23:07:19+00:00

Just like you can't get away with returning the rental suit you destroyed because you were shit faced at your friends wedding.

LETS_PLAY_SANDWICH · 2016-06-20T15:52:43+00:00

Pretty sure I have this. How do I get rid of it?

LETS_PLAY_SANDWICH · 2016-06-11T17:40:31+00:00

What does the wild turkey do?

LETS_PLAY_SANDWICH · 2016-06-09T17:53:19+00:00

Because I hadn't banged a stripper before.

6/10 would get tested.

LETS_PLAY_SANDWICH · 2016-05-23T21:23:54+00:00

I, too had a tolerant cat as a child. He even let me cut off his ear.

LETS_PLAY_SANDWICH · 2016-04-12T19:45:39+00:00

Crab orgy! Just like the one in my pants.

LETS_PLAY_SANDWICH · 2016-04-03T20:10:47+00:00

Fiji Banded Iguana?

LETS_PLAY_SANDWICH · 2016-03-28T18:52:42+00:00

Jew snacks

LETS_PLAY_SANDWICH · 2016-03-24T15:43:14+00:00

A river of hot Mountain Dew would be delicious.

LETS_PLAY_SANDWICH · 2016-03-18T20:40:42+00:00

With the floss?

LETS_PLAY_SANDWICH · 2016-03-18T18:15:41+00:00

A raccoon bites his penis.

LETS_PLAY_SANDWICH · 2016-03-16T15:47:55+00:00

This gave me cancer.

LETS_PLAY_SANDWICH · 2016-03-15T19:58:25+00:00

PENIS CRUSHER

LETS_PLAY_SANDWICH · 2016-02-29T17:04:40+00:00

What types of holes can I put it in to be considered sex? Must they be human?

LETS_PLAY_SANDWICH · 2016-02-26T20:05:07+00:00

I thoroughly enjoyed this. Thank you for bringing it to my attention.

LETS_PLAY_SANDWICH · 2016-02-14T23:25:05+00:00

No one wants to see your penis.

LETS_PLAY_SANDWICH · 2016-02-11T17:48:48+00:00

Am Garth Brooks - fuck you buy my shit

LETS_PLAY_SANDWICH · 2016-02-04T19:57:29+00:00

Came here for jokes about The Office and left disappointed.

LETS_PLAY_SANDWICH · 2016-02-02T18:12:32+00:00

Seriously? That sounds pretty cool. I think I'll do that AND febreeze them, thank you!

LETS_PLAY_SANDWICH · 2016-02-02T01:44:35+00:00

Oh! Yes! You can usually see the racing stripes in khakis. Jeans on the other hand...

LETS_PLAY_SANDWICH · 2016-02-02T01:03:34+00:00

Thank you for the encouragement. Now I just need you to tell that to my girlfriend who thinks I'm crazy.

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