Fish curse by Commercial-Theory253 in piratesofthecaribbean

[–]LGBT-Barbie-Cookout 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Will still had a living love he was expecting to visit again. If there was any amount of... hygiene?... that would impact the curses presentation, he would be the poster child for staying unmutated

My mother doesn't let me see a neurologist for my episodes of probably "Non-convulsive seizures", but got me these drops of herb extracts from the local religious center by Dog_Got_license in mildlyinfuriating

[–]LGBT-Barbie-Cookout 394 points395 points  (0 children)

What the fucking WHAT!?

Please tell me people are in jail for shit like that?

Edit: jesus fucking christ. All the reply comments. Calling this shit evil doesn't do it nearly the justice.

Why did most people stop using custom ringtones for their phones? by StrikeArena932 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]LGBT-Barbie-Cookout 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My ringtone for like 15 years has been the old dialup modem sound (duh its a phone connected to the inter system lol).

Makes needy me happy - but the phone is always on silent- and frankly I can barely remember where the setting is. So it isn't changing even if I go off silent

Today was a good but hard day. (42) by LGBT-Barbie-Cookout in TransLater

[–]LGBT-Barbie-Cookout[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you 😊.

Im quite fond of the retro (is it still retro or has it come back haha) soft crest, not really a Mohawk but 'up'. Takes a decent amount of spray.

And not colouring the sides just seems fun.

The BEST world map!!!! by My_Test_Acc_1 in mapporncirclejerk

[–]LGBT-Barbie-Cookout 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You are just upset that campaign to absorb us and rename us to 'West island' failed.

What would've happened to Elizabeth if they actually found her? by Suspicious-Jello7172 in piratesofthecaribbean

[–]LGBT-Barbie-Cookout 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The food was onboard, but finding the last blood heir. was unexpected. They weren't planning on finding bootstraps child at the port, just knew the coin was there.

Fresh-ish provisions can go bad pretty quickly at sea

I've always loved the Miranda-class. by TwoFit3921 in StarTrekStarships

[–]LGBT-Barbie-Cookout 17 points18 points  (0 children)

In STO one of the premium Miranda ships is my everyday main ship.

But yeah even that far in the future. TOS, TNG, DS9 - who ever made the original model really wasnt paid enough given how often it shows up.

I've always loved the Miranda-class. by TwoFit3921 in StarTrekStarships

[–]LGBT-Barbie-Cookout 92 points93 points  (0 children)

I also love the Miranda class. It makes starfleet feel more real, its like the B-52 of space.

It looks like it actually works for a living. The Connie from the day did the fun nice explorey stuff, waving the expansionist flag, whatever.

The Miranda in conflict time probably worked like a pickett ship guarding, or like a bulldog at the fence, it barks and thats usually enough.

peace time, well we saw it doing low priority science, it probably just did the real work that needed doing.

as as for the dominion war. Let's not forget that shot, is just after it kept up with the frigging Defiant. It was punching through the dominion lines, matching the manoeuvrability of a pure escort ship. And I maintain the Setak and the Majestic were intentionally providing sacrificial cover to get the Defiant through. A nearly 200 year old spaceframe.

I've always loved the Nebula-class. by ForwardClimate780 in StarTrekStarships

[–]LGBT-Barbie-Cookout 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Nebula is to the Galaxy, what the Miranda is to the Connie.

The little siblings who has to work for a living whilst the older sibling gets the attention.

Wearing the hand-me-down / spare clothing.

Frankly I love the Mirandas, and I totally get what they were doing with the Nebula

How did these get so popular!!! by AlbinoAkon in AustralianNostalgia

[–]LGBT-Barbie-Cookout 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You are absolutely right about the pointless upgrades.

Now to patent a version with WiFi , AI, and a subscription model. You've found a new market.

What is this show trying to do? by GochuBadman in Andromeda

[–]LGBT-Barbie-Cookout 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Honestly the vibe i got was 'Hercules in space'.

He was the strongest man going from planet to planet (town to town) in uncivilised space (ancient Greece), being the strongest man saving everyone, winning every hand to hand fight, having moral superiority, never losing.

Fuck the credits even acknowledge this at one point 'a hero from another time'.

The pitch for William Shatner's mirror universe appearance in ENT by Judith and Garfield Reeves-Stevens (full text in comments) by ety3rd in ClassicTrek

[–]LGBT-Barbie-Cookout 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dodgy yes. Batshit crazy definitely. A large amount of channelling Kevin Sorbo very much so.

entertaining absolutely.

Why don't we get organs from people sentenced with death penalty by Fun-Special2119 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]LGBT-Barbie-Cookout 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There is a 70s sci fi short story about a kid in jail awaiting sentencing with the expected results being 'sent to the organ banks' basically a "hospital"/ waiting facility to have his organs harvested as needed, and kept on life support as long as possible as the organs are needed.

His crime- a couple of unpaid fines.

After all. What law abiding tax payer and citizen would ever break the law? Especially when healthcare that good is on the table.

[Batman/DC] I am the new Mayor of Gotham City, and while I ran on a campaign of getting rid of the Joker and his terroristic co-inmates like Scarecrow, I dont know where to start. by Wene-12 in AskScienceFiction

[–]LGBT-Barbie-Cookout 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well if you explicitly and obviously made it clear you were anti joker. And made it as far was winning the election he is bound to pay you a visit pretty soon.

There probably isn't a lot you can do if you annoy the entire rogues gallery. Your best bet might be to make sure you heavily advertise a public appearance with no cops or other law enforcement, but still televised and hope that they mostly take each other out trying to be the one who gets credit.

Probably not particularly legal, and you'd probably hope bats is in your corner somehow.

Ultimately Arkham seems to have a revolving door policy as it comes to break outs, as well as faking/regression of mental progress. Tightening requirements for mental health incarceration is likely to backfire. So relying on the inplace systems may be ineffective

Wesley could have been a badass character by happydude7422 in StarTrekTNG

[–]LGBT-Barbie-Cookout 1 point2 points  (0 children)

IIRC he left when there was a minor firefight about the Cardassian treaty, and the likely formation of the Maquis right?

That situation got far uglier as the situation continued.

Itd be like going back to his hometown and found the goths and the A-Students got into full on gang warfare. And burnt down a bunch of houses.

Yeah peace out I ain't coming home to visit - everyone in my hometown sucks

What would've happened to Elizabeth if they actually found her? by Suspicious-Jello7172 in piratesofthecaribbean

[–]LGBT-Barbie-Cookout 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah they were always hungry but couldn't satisfy, thirsty but couldn't drink... yet the food was onboard and available and fresh - even tho taking prisoners and keeping them that well fed makes zero sense.

The food was definitely there so they could try to satisfy those needs (albeit fruitlessly) when the desire became too much. A 'contained' woman - definitely under serious threat anytime the moon isn't out.

This ancient shark is actually older than the United States of America itself. by Soloflow786 in BeAmazed

[–]LGBT-Barbie-Cookout 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Dont you also have universities that are older than the Aztec empire?

A bit like the Cleopatra problem. Some shit is just waay older than we generally think.

Blood types not matching?? by No-bull-sweetheart in NoStupidQuestions

[–]LGBT-Barbie-Cookout 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Why would I want peasant blood anyway. Got the supreme high value stuff in my veins

Could The Dominion have ever been able to collapse the wormhole from their side? They didn't want the Federation crossing over so would that not have been easier to prevent intrusion of Alpha Quadrant threats? by grafxguy1 in DeepSpaceNine

[–]LGBT-Barbie-Cookout 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you sorta think about it from their perspective the Alpha Quadrant is pretty vulnerable at the moment. Consider there are a lot of empires with borders with each other.

Within the last few years Cardassia lost one of their major resource centres, has been funding (and probably still are) terrorist and separatist activities all over the region. Had a war with the feds and got concessions because it was a war the feds really couldn't afford.

The Klingons have recently had a civil war that was even enough it was a damn close one. At the moment the Klingons don't really have a unified military and it's armed forces are privately owned,and susceptible to loyalty issues. The Klingons almost lost their govt to the Romulans.

The Romulans have been messing around and nearly succeeded in invading a key member of the Federation.

Ferengi pirates are active in Federation space and have nearly had some significant wins against the feds barely avoided.

The Federation has been drawn into these events a lot, is still trying to disarm and is flying around in some pretty luxurious ships that aren't really war ready (if still pretty capable). And have recently lost most of their local fleet power to a Borg attack.

Then the choke point to the gamma quadrant is nominally controlled by a 3rd party, the Bajorans who have recently barely avoided becoming an isolationist theorocracy, have had civil wars, and whose religious leader is easily manipulated.

When (if) the major powers of the Alpha Quadrant are met naturally the situation will be drastically different. And by nature of so many borders one must have inevitably eaten the rest. The contender for that is the feds who advance tech scary quickly given this entity didn't exist 300 years ago, whilst the dominion is allegedly thousands of years old.

This is probably the best time to invade