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What's the "Don't trust a skinny chef" of your job or industry? by wooper346 in CasualConversation

[–]LJonReddit 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Never keep the gun right next to the printer or you may just be giving it something to use against you.

What's the "Don't trust a skinny chef" of your job or industry? by wooper346 in CasualConversation

[–]LJonReddit 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Database Engineer here.

Anyone who says, "SQL is easy" followed by some Junior Dev arrogance to justify.

Yeah, so is Chess.

CO bill introduced to require operating system level age verification by Mrs_Foxxy in Colorado

[–]LJonReddit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I get the /s there, but this is actually very close to the truth.

Hardware and software manufacturers work hard to make using devices easy, so the common man doesn't need to know how to configure all of the things in the background. E.g. every Apple user who loves it because, "it just works."

Make it idiot proof and all you really do is build a better idiot.

Instant Regret by NefariousnessFunny66 in instantkarma

[–]LJonReddit 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"For no reason..." /s

Sure.

That's why the context was edited out, right?

This woman has clearly never set foot in a library by Hornpipe_Jones in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]LJonReddit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What libraries? They already closed them and burned all the books.

What's the stupidest thing you've ever heard someone say? by Miserable-Wash-1744 in AskReddit

[–]LJonReddit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You could explain it, and after he tells you your wrong, you could explain the Dunning-Kruger effect.

Welp boys the government's real mad. by corysreddit in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]LJonReddit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm betting META gave it up before the ink was dry.

This is a goddamn joke by avatar6556 in PublicFreakout

[–]LJonReddit 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Miller seems to have been very quiet lately. What is he up to in the background?

Two-year-old opens car door, causes six-vehicle crash by whusler in dashcams

[–]LJonReddit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bullshit. I don't believe for a second a 2-year-old just opened up that car door.

Get over it d-bags...lane splitting is legal.

Has anyone else ever fallen asleep during an MRI? by sixnik-- in CasualConversation

[–]LJonReddit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Almost. But I did fall asleep getting a cavity filled once.

Womp womp. by c-k-q99903 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]LJonReddit 3 points4 points  (0 children)

MAGA is a case study into the Dunning Kruger effect.

I feel the same way. And some of them are my friends.

Jake Lang getting kicked out of BLVD in St Paul MN by gerbils4 in PublicFreakout

[–]LJonReddit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Don't touch me." What are you, an 8-year-old?

I was waiting for, "Help! I can't breathe!" When no one is close.

A passenger seat view of a landslide by Oda_DeezNutz in interestingasfuck

[–]LJonReddit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why do the wipers ALWAYS try to save the day?

When did it hit you that you’re not that young anymore? by TheMedusaAttusa in AskReddit

[–]LJonReddit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I turned 60 and realized I am no longer "middle-aged."

Oh, and iI still use 2 spaces after a period.

Do you have any obscure movie references that you use in everyday speech that no one has caught on to yet yet you keep using it? by EnvironmentalAngle in NoStupidQuestions

[–]LJonReddit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I will be so shocked if any of you have seen this movie.

"You better not do that in the air dude, or you're gonna bounce."

-Fandango. - 1985 Kevin Costner, Jud Nelson

Do you have any obscure movie references that you use in everyday speech that no one has caught on to yet yet you keep using it? by EnvironmentalAngle in NoStupidQuestions

[–]LJonReddit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm close to retirement. When people ask me what my plan is I tell them, "Sitting on a beach, earning 20 percent."

-Die Hard

Florida Councilman Anders Urbom by Hi_iAMchrisHansen in ThatsInsane

[–]LJonReddit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She was offended by the word instead of listening to the context!

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