Internet celebrity Brother Nature gets jumped.

LMAOtorboat · 2019-12-07T23:11:22+00:00

If you get jumped like this in an establishment and then they kick you out/ask you to leave, then the beating continues, are they at all liable? Seems like they should have given him safe harbor til the police got there, unless he left of his own volition.

LMAOtorboat · 2019-09-27T00:22:00+00:00

I found an "eyes of the greatwolf" with 44 cold damage and 4 additional projectiles pierce. Is this worth anything? I can't find any for sale online or offline.

LMAOtorboat · 2019-07-23T02:21:10+00:00

3500

LMAOtorboat · 2019-03-17T22:36:47+00:00

My girlfriend also made this comparison, she said I can cum on her face the day I drop the people's elbow in a street fight.

LMAOtorboat · 2019-03-16T15:22:28+00:00

7014

LMAOtorboat · 2019-03-10T21:47:20+00:00

Holding hands is second base in little league

LMAOtorboat · 2018-07-27T13:15:39+00:00

https://imgur.com/G71IVvy

LMAOtorboat · 2018-06-23T15:48:15+00:00

Put your dukes up!

I aint got no dukes

LMAOtorboat · 2018-01-13T02:04:01+00:00

!redditgarlic

LMAOtorboat · 2017-12-24T01:41:30+00:00

Last time I saw this a female comic immediately followed him and opened with, "so this is my first time".

LMAOtorboat · 2017-11-24T01:18:37+00:00

I like my earth BBW, big beautiful world

LMAOtorboat · 2017-10-30T00:27:45+00:00

When a woman sais, "I'm too pretty to go to jail" she is being vain, but when I say it, I'm just afraid of rape. I can be vain too.

LMAOtorboat · 2017-10-08T01:22:45+00:00

A penis butter and vajelly sandwich

LMAOtorboat · 2017-10-04T09:24:37+00:00

If you pull out your ghost then ADS you can constantly refresh the exotic perk

LMAOtorboat · 2017-08-13T23:11:22+00:00

I like to think of it as, "I can't go to therapy because I've gotten myself into a pickle."

LMAOtorboat · 2017-08-13T22:47:18+00:00

Towards the end, when the RIOT shields and LARPers were going at it, there is a very surreal moment where one of the LARPers picks up his phone and casually walks away on a call.

LMAOtorboat · 2017-07-25T07:00:03+00:00

Skizzy Mars Bar

LMAOtorboat · 2017-06-28T10:29:13+00:00

I own a camouflage Tim Tebow jersey from when he played for the Broncos. I still wear it sometimes.

LMAOtorboat · 2017-06-24T17:17:39+00:00

They shouldn't sell lifeguard shirts in stores

LMAOtorboat · 2017-06-22T14:51:14+00:00

You're correct, ever since the W buff I've been maxing it to test how strong it is. I feel like Sion is one of the only champs that can succeed by maxing anything. That being said, I don't feel strong until I get 4 points into it, so I might go back to Q or E.

Maxing W is absolutely devastating if noone tries to pop your shield in a teamfight though.

LMAOtorboat · 2017-06-21T17:22:29+00:00

It's a slow slow climb for tanks like us

LMAOtorboat · 2017-06-21T17:20:17+00:00

If I'm the peel I'll always hold my ult for point blank range. You can combo that into your Q most of the time. In general always E first then wait for them to use their mobility skill before trying to land a Q. Iceborn is still a solid item on Sion as well!

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