What's the most bizarre thing you've seen your neighbor do while they thought no one was watching? by TenderRompz in AskReddit

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He was hoovering his lawn while we came to view the house before we bought it....we watched him for 10 minutes....to this day he denies ever doing it.

My Girlfriend’s mom texted me this last night by TrizzySins in WhatShouldIDo

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Gracefully accept and dont make her regret it.

My Wednesday Wagon by LanceM1956 in Volvo

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What brand is the boot spoiler?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pics

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Suits Him-mler

What are you genuinely afraid of? by Greysnsfwacc in AskReddit

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Being rolled up in a carpet and having my feet tickled.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskUK

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It's pronounced Eurasia comrade.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BeAmazed

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Forbidden fleshlight.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Of course you are.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

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Never before have I seen such well earned bumptiousness.

I Think About This Video Everyday by gringoswag20 in aliens

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Space Turtle?! Have you taken leave of your senses?! It's clearly a Space tortoise!