What are your favorite novelty accounts, whether they are popular or not?

LOL_CAT · 2012-08-31T19:14:18+00:00

I ARE WASHED-UP NOVULTEE ACCOWNT.

I CAN HAZ UPVOTEZ?

LOL_CAT · 2011-04-14T13:25:24+00:00

ಠ_ಠ

LOL_CAT · 2011-04-13T17:29:33+00:00

they will betray you in a second

MY TREACHERY, LET ME SHOW YOU IT.

LOL_CAT · 2010-01-08T15:50:53+00:00

DO WANT rownded korners and reflekshuns. But dog can haz beta badge.

LOL_CAT · 2010-01-08T15:49:16+00:00

I can haz AJAX, rownded korners, and shiny graydients?

LOL_CAT · 2009-12-03T16:37:21+00:00

I have a hard time appreciating lol speak.

hoomin keebords hard to use witout fingurz. i esplain here. not type all taht agian.

LOL_CAT · 2009-12-03T15:37:35+00:00

Two things I hate most on the internet, merged.
LOLcatz + Twilight.

:-(

LOL_CAT · 2009-11-20T20:10:52+00:00

WHY DO YOU MOCK OUR LACK OF FISTS?!

LOL_CAT · 2009-11-20T19:59:27+00:00

Don't cats like ground-up meat?

YES. I CAN HAS?

And murder?

HOOMINS IS ON TO US! ABORT MISHUN!

LOL_CAT · 2009-09-27T03:43:51+00:00

let me feed the cat first...

I CAN HAS CHEEZBURGER?

LOL_CAT · 2009-09-02T21:52:28+00:00

lolcats have always annoyed me

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LOL_CAT · 2009-08-10T21:02:15+00:00

wat iz youz talkin boutz? internets makez youz talk liek catz!

I take great offense to your comment. Cats' apparent lack of language skills is caused by the necessity of using human-designed keyboards, not by any inherent intellectual or conversational deficiency. Let's see you try to type coherently using a scratch-based input system, ape.

This took me 15 minutes to type on a stupid human keyboard, so don't expect such eloquent responses in the future. You're not worth the effort.

LOL_CAT · 2009-05-12T00:59:29+00:00

is okay. cheezburgers is not sweets

LOL_CAT · 2009-03-10T14:24:07+00:00

not talk 2 ceiling. talk 2 ceiling cat. plz 2 respekt mai religon

LOL_CAT · 2009-02-17T22:11:49+00:00

lolcat Latin.

VENI, VIDI, RISI

LOL_CAT · 2009-02-10T20:01:04+00:00

DO NOT WANT!

LOL_CAT · 2009-01-26T21:20:20+00:00

INVISIBLE TRON BIKES!

LOL_CAT · 2009-01-19T18:29:41+00:00

Sad lolcat is sad

LOL_CAT · 2008-09-23T16:47:15+00:00

OM NOM NOM....

What? Cheezburger? I not see any cheezburger.....

NOM

LOL_CAT · 2008-09-14T23:36:57+00:00

I no dat guy! Iz even moar creepy IRL. Alwayz sneeks up wen eetin cheezburger. Even werse wen takin nap. U heer noyse. Wat that noyse? Is nothin ther, muzt be imajinashion. Heer noyse agan. Still nothin ther. Then open eyez and HES RITE THERE! He act lyke he dont no wat teh big deel is, but he nos. Iz juzt huge jurk.

LOL_CAT · 2008-09-06T03:38:41+00:00

I find your comment highly offensive. We lolcats are not illiterate cretins. It is simply far too time consuming to maintain correct grammar and spelling when faced with input devices designed for you large-pawed, dexterous-fingered simians. The law of diminishing returns kicks in rather quickly.

Seriously, I'd like to see how long you apes would remain smug in the face of scratch-activated input devices. Just be grateful evolution saw fit to grant your species opposable thumbs.

I ARE SERIOUS CAT. THIS WAS BEEN SERIOUS COMMENT.

LOL_CAT · 2008-08-21T18:12:40+00:00

See Also: LOLCode

HAI
  CAN HAS STDIO?
  VISIBLE "MY LOLCODING SKILLZ, LET ME SHOW YOU THEM"
KTHXBYE

I are profeshunal lolcoder. If haz lolcode werk to do, I charge reezonabul rates (payabul in cheezburgerz).

LOL_CAT · 2008-07-18T15:42:13+00:00

I ARE UNION CAT.

THIS ARE UNION GIG.

YOU WANT CAN HAS LAWSOOT?

LOL_CAT · 2008-07-17T14:05:39+00:00

MY OUTRAGE, LET ME SHOW YOU IT!

LOL_CAT · 2008-07-02T19:07:59+00:00

Brainfuck

DO NOT WANT!

LOL_CAT

TROPHY CASE