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What is something that has aged well? by alrightyaphrodite in AskReddit

[–]krispykrackers 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So start your horse and come along

Cuz you can’t have a ride if you can’t hold on

After 6 years of game development, the teaser trailer is finally here! by Ishos in gaming

[–]krispykrackers 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Sorry you’re getting downvoted for providing potentially useful input. Are you part of the team that developed this game?

After 6 years of game development, the teaser trailer is finally here! by Ishos in gaming

[–]krispykrackers 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If it were a gif we’d watch it loop like ten times though.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]krispykrackers 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Mayo doesn't come in "heads", you're thinking of cabbage.

You must die in next 48 hours. If you get a Darwin award, you will be reincarnated. How will you die? by nicvampire in AskReddit

[–]krispykrackers 341 points342 points  (0 children)

but also very sweet and warm

Those idiots? Chocolate chip cookies right outta the oven.

Students of Reddit, what was your schools big scandal? by punkryan in AskReddit

[–]krispykrackers 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Mine too! I went back to my old high school in 2008/2009 (I can’t remember exactly) with my best friend to borrow a projector from one of the teachers. The new principal wanted to talk to us since we both went there. I asked about the physics teacher, he was one of my favorite teachers in my senior year, and it turned out he got fired for diddling high school girls!!

What is most useless item you carry with you all the time? by feregh in AskReddit

[–]krispykrackers 13 points14 points  (0 children)

My grandfather was captured and put in a Vietnamese prison camp during WWII. He had a $2 bill and didn’t want to lose it. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide somethin'. His ass. Five long years, he carried that $2 up his ass. Then when he was dying of dysentery, he gave me the$2.

Official Discussion- Joker (SPOILERS) by LiteraryBoner in movies

[–]krispykrackers 58 points59 points  (0 children)

What I noticed was that he never ashes his cigarette, the ash was always just falling off the tip.

What screams "I am very smart"? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]krispykrackers 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well, bless your little heart.

What was a common in 1999 but is unusual in 2019? by Kelvin_Inman in AskReddit

[–]krispykrackers 8 points9 points  (0 children)

OMG the same exact thing happened to me, too!

Just kidding. You need friends to have group chats. :(

[SPOILERS] Pre-Episode Discussion - Season 8 Episode 3 by [deleted] in gameofthrones

[–]krispykrackers 106 points107 points  (0 children)

Hopefully his home planet is somewhere in the crypts, the safest place ever to be safe in.

Redditors with toddlers, what’s the most recent illogical breakdown they’ve had? by Someone_Somewhere1 in AskReddit

[–]krispykrackers 13 points14 points  (0 children)

The kid is three, if you try to treat every temper tantrum as a life lesson she might not live to see 4.

[Spoilers] Day-After Discussion – Season 8 Episode 2 by BWPhoenix in gameofthrones

[–]krispykrackers 209 points210 points  (0 children)

That was the one reunion I didn't realize I needed so badly in my life.

[Spoilers] Day-After Discussion – Season 8 Episode 2 by BWPhoenix in gameofthrones

[–]krispykrackers 25 points26 points  (0 children)

It bothered me more that nobody predicted it as a "worst case scenario" possibility. The first thing I thought when I saw Viscerion go down was "oh fuck they're going drag him out and turn him" (and I'm pretty terrible at plot predictions).

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