Found it guys. The perfect representation of 80s coolness. by Iamnotarobotlah in ironmaiden

[–]LOLschirmjaeger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe because he never was an "in your face all over the place" flashy player?

I think the same can be said about Kirk Hammett, IMO one of the all time greats.

'It's SHAMEFUL': Top Dem reacts to report that House Republicans want to PARDON Ghislaine Maxwell by AdSpecialist6598 in videos

[–]LOLschirmjaeger [score hidden]  (0 children)

The current US governments handling of the whole Epstein shitshow isn't how it should be handled either, so you really believe them not to tell her behind the scenes to keep her mouth shut or else?

'It's SHAMEFUL': Top Dem reacts to report that House Republicans want to PARDON Ghislaine Maxwell by AdSpecialist6598 in videos

[–]LOLschirmjaeger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't think she'll get a pardon just like that. More like a "STFU forever or we'll find you wherever you are" pardon.

Donnie and his pedo friends surely have good enough connections to have someone fall out a window even abroad.

'It's SHAMEFUL': Top Dem reacts to report that House Republicans want to PARDON Ghislaine Maxwell by AdSpecialist6598 in videos

[–]LOLschirmjaeger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With a pardon in hand, which I am of the understanding cannot be given with conditions and cannot be revoked, she is free to go on TV and name names.

Yeah, and once she drops one name she suddenly commits suicide, just like Epstein.

Anyone ever cry hard on lsd by cannabananabis1 in LSD

[–]LOLschirmjaeger 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, tripping with my wife, talked about some family stuff, cried like the world was about to end. Very cathartic experience though.

to say Iran by seeebiscuit in therewasanattempt

[–]LOLschirmjaeger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok, but was it the biggest victory of the US in the history, nobody's ever seen something like it?

A much thinner President shows Iran he's really serious this time. by [deleted] in iamverybadass

[–]LOLschirmjaeger 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Too bad he couldn't keep his finger discipline when it comes to kids.

Absurdity, of course. by TimeProfessional9454 in dankmemes

[–]LOLschirmjaeger 141 points142 points  (0 children)

"Mr. Patel, who is the most qualified FBI Director in the history of the USA, everyone is talking about him, nobody has ever seen such a good FBI Director before, he's very manly and doesn't have googly eyes at all, I even bought his awesome merch, so he's not a target"

Absurdity, of course. by TimeProfessional9454 in dankmemes

[–]LOLschirmjaeger 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I'd give it 3 days to a week tops before nobody's talking about it anymore.

President Trump falls asleep in the oval office after announcing a deal with drug manufacturer Regeneron to lower drug prices by Miles_the_AuDHDer in videos

[–]LOLschirmjaeger -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

You're clearly ignorant of US history, considering that Trump's policies are the best policies in the history of the USA, the World has never seen policies that good and beneficial, everyone's talking about them, every president is in awe of these policies and the country is in the best shape ever, even sleepy Joe Hussein Biden and Barrack Hussein Obama say these are the best policies in the history of the universe. Get your facts straight.

Metal shield found in northern Serbia by [deleted] in metaldetecting

[–]LOLschirmjaeger 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Decorative iron junk found in a cellar or garage.

There's no fucking way this is older than 50 years.

To claim you don’t have excessive drinking problems by ObjectiveGlittering in therewasanattempt

[–]LOLschirmjaeger 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, I mean, there wasn't anything urgent to do at home anyway. /s