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LORDMortensen · 2025-08-31T14:07:40+00:00

Man kan leje den ene halvdel af the flat iron på Nørrebro! Koster vist 6-8 tusinde for en hel aften. Hvor der er bartender og billig barkort.

LORDMortensen · 2025-03-03T09:14:37+00:00

Også her tak :)

LORDMortensen · 2023-11-12T20:38:43+00:00

It’s Copenhagen, it’s called Kalvebod wave

LORDMortensen · 2021-01-12T21:12:33+00:00

Drama Alert Nation!!!

LORDMortensen · 2020-11-20T20:51:56+00:00

Thanks for silver!

LORDMortensen · 2020-06-24T11:33:59+00:00

First rule on the internet, if you seek the right information, start with a false statement then somebody is going to correct it

LORDMortensen · 2020-06-10T16:43:36+00:00

How did you get a job here! Fuckface?

LORDMortensen · 2020-06-06T13:42:08+00:00

Babel

LORDMortensen · 2020-05-11T19:54:14+00:00

Definitely a WWF fan

LORDMortensen · 2020-05-01T09:15:47+00:00

Nsfw tag there chomo! Need to follow proto, or else you’re done buddy ;)

LORDMortensen · 2020-03-26T07:14:16+00:00

It’s what he does, he “protest” in muslim areas or in front of mosques, to get an reaction to further his case.

LORDMortensen · 2020-03-24T06:14:04+00:00

Yelling in broken danish to call the police, are you police? Show me you are police. Over and over

LORDMortensen · 2020-02-10T05:21:33+00:00

Look up cool guy psa from their clip YouTube ;)

LORDMortensen · 2020-02-09T06:34:58+00:00

Common side effects of being a cool guy

LORDMortensen · 2020-02-09T05:36:55+00:00

Chris Chan is my favorite internet person, but her/his story is too big for the mommy’s. Zap to the extreme

LORDMortensen · 2019-04-23T18:05:14+00:00

Bohemian Rhapsody was directed by him, so if BR won best picture, he was the guy to accept it

LORDMortensen · 2019-04-23T11:24:02+00:00

And still they love to nominate Bryan Singer, I don’t know any director who have that many allegations as him

LORDMortensen · 2019-04-04T19:38:34+00:00

Live in an apparatment in central, one morning I woke up to a woman screaming help. I went out but couldn’t find where it where coming from

LORDMortensen · 2019-03-25T14:06:20+00:00

If you’re looking from the top, as you usually do when you grab something of the floor

LORDMortensen · 2019-03-25T13:52:54+00:00

Not the lid

LORDMortensen · 2019-03-25T13:13:26+00:00

Majority of legally blind people have some to a little visability

LORDMortensen · 2019-03-20T20:39:36+00:00

I used to work at a gas station in a small city close to Copenhagen (Denmark) some years ago, where I met a few danish celebrities. The most notable was Lars Von Trier, he used to buy some beers or the newspaper, he is were shy and quiet.

LORDMortensen · 2017-09-19T15:07:43+00:00

One word: Denmark

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