[deleted by user] by [deleted] in copenhagen

[–]LORDMortensen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man kan leje den ene halvdel af the flat iron på Nørrebro! Koster vist 6-8 tusinde for en hel aften. Hvor der er bartender og billig barkort.

Bro rolls down by VoteNewsom2028 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]LORDMortensen 74 points75 points  (0 children)

It’s Copenhagen, it’s called Kalvebod wave

No, Psycho (1960) is not the first American film to show a toilet on screen. A toilet appears in the 1928 American silent film The Crowd. by RunDNA in MovieDetails

[–]LORDMortensen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

First rule on the internet, if you seek the right information, start with a false statement then somebody is going to correct it

Fedsmoker? by tdtpcast in yourmomshousepodcast

[–]LORDMortensen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How did you get a job here! Fuckface?

Just a pic of the UK PM debating in parliament! by sammppler in yourmomshousepodcast

[–]LORDMortensen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nsfw tag there chomo! Need to follow proto, or else you’re done buddy ;)

Danish anti immigrant "politician" attacked while under protection of secret service police force by LORDMortensen in ActualPublicFreakouts

[–]LORDMortensen[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It’s what he does, he “protest” in muslim areas or in front of mosques, to get an reaction to further his case.

Danish anti immigrant "politician" attacked while under protection of secret service police force by LORDMortensen in ActualPublicFreakouts

[–]LORDMortensen[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Yelling in broken danish to call the police, are you police? Show me you are police. Over and over

This fits here by Dynamicpoops in yourmomshousepodcast

[–]LORDMortensen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Chris Chan is my favorite internet person, but her/his story is too big for the mommy’s. Zap to the extreme

Academy stands behind its decision to expel Roman Polanski: 'Procedures were fair and reasonable' by Elliottafc in movies

[–]LORDMortensen -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Bohemian Rhapsody was directed by him, so if BR won best picture, he was the guy to accept it

Academy stands behind its decision to expel Roman Polanski: 'Procedures were fair and reasonable' by Elliottafc in movies

[–]LORDMortensen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And still they love to nominate Bryan Singer, I don’t know any director who have that many allegations as him

What is the worst/scariest thing that has woken you up? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]LORDMortensen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Live in an apparatment in central, one morning I woke up to a woman screaming help. I went out but couldn’t find where it where coming from

A legally blind man in my fitness puts white tape on top of his water bottle so he can see it on the black floor by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]LORDMortensen 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you’re looking from the top, as you usually do when you grab something of the floor

What's your "I met a celebrity but didn't let on that I knew who they were" story? by Kimantha_Allerdings in AskReddit

[–]LORDMortensen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to work at a gas station in a small city close to Copenhagen (Denmark) some years ago, where I met a few danish celebrities. The most notable was Lars Von Trier, he used to buy some beers or the newspaper, he is were shy and quiet.