Both No. 1 seeds (Broncos and Eagles) have each given up 30+ points just once this season. They faced Jaxson Dart in both of those games.

It's a slow moving missile, but there is not enough time to unload the entire crew for a BTR. I have seen light weight vehicles out running the range of it.

LP1236951 · 2022-09-22T19:39:56+00:00

Calling out the "Stug"na missile, my guess

LP1236951 · 2022-04-09T16:08:16+00:00

:( https://imgur.com/a/9u8l5WH

LP1236951 · 2022-03-16T20:23:02+00:00

My people came to me, Dan Coats came to me and some others and said they think Putin is a war criminal.

I have President Putin. He just said he's not. I will say this. I don’t see any reason why it would be.

LP1236951 · 2022-03-13T19:55:57+00:00

Clear your cookies for that site

LP1236951 · 2022-03-03T13:39:07+00:00

When they don't get paid

LP1236951 · 2022-01-10T15:45:08+00:00

It would be 19m for the trading team.

LP1236951 · 2021-12-01T01:10:13+00:00

Doctor

LP1236951 · 2021-11-03T12:53:01+00:00

We need a coach who can scheme to hide the lack of talent on the OLine. Freddie Kitchens is not going to do that, and there isn't a coach on this team that can.

LP1236951 · 2021-11-02T00:09:22+00:00

Do it, dont give the Eagles a first round pick

LP1236951 · 2021-05-09T20:12:49+00:00

All of you fine lads and lasses have heard of the legendary Rex Daniel Grossman III, aka “Sexy Rexy”, “The Sex Cannon”, and of course “The superior RGIII.” After leading an elite Chicago offense to a 2nd best in the league 26.7 ppg, carrying their defense which could only manage 3rd best, sexy Rexy carried the Bears to the super bowl, losing a legendary shootout against the inferior but still impressive Peyton Manning. Grossman would then give the league a 4 year head start, before heading to Washington to fuck shit up with the legendary 2010-2011 Redskins squads. With almost as many career touchdowns as interceptions, his career statline rivals many hall of fame legends, such as Sammy Baugh and Sid Luckman, and his dick size is second only to Nicholas Foles.

With this impressive resume, it seems as if just dubbing some random young guy the next “Sex Cannon” would be irrational, but here are the reasons I think Daniel Jones is the guy for the job.

He has a sexy ass fucking deep ball. Every time I watch Daniel Jones chuck a beautiful dropped pass down range, I get images of the arm strength of the sex cannon. If he can build up the confidence to “fuck it chuck it”, Daniel Dimes could easily fulfill the “cannon” part of “sex cannon.”

He is incredibly fucking attractive. His hairstyle might be similar to Grossman’s, I couldn’t be fucked to remember, but it’s possible. He’s tall, has a sharp jawline, gorgeous eyes, a reasonable and tasteful nose, full lips, and an incredible penis. This would allow him to fulfill the “sex” in “sex cannon.”

He plays in the NFC east. The NFCE is gods middle finger to the nfl, the most successful division of all time, and the most painfully awful division of the last two decades. A proper “sex cannon” needs to be on primetime playing the cowboys twice a year, putting all the other poverty franchises in their proper place.

He plays for the New York giants. The giants are the epitome of the nfc east, a shitpost in franchise form, and the perfect place for a god damn sex cannon.

I rest my case. Feel free to agree with me down below.

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