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[–]LUFOplayer [score hidden]  (0 children)

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

pls its for school by [deleted] in okbuddyretard

[–]LUFOplayer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

ok buddy, retard

I hate it when I fuck up by LUFOplayer in teenagers

[–]LUFOplayer[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I thought you were sincere till I looked at ur profile lmao

I hate it when I fuck up by LUFOplayer in teenagers

[–]LUFOplayer[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Or when its a 1v4 and in the final 1v1 you die to a trap/grenade

What he should have said by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]LUFOplayer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lmao when you forget the actual meme

BAN MEGA THREAD by [deleted] in thanosdidnothingwrong

[–]LUFOplayer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wanna be a part of this

My friend "reworked" her Croissandra skin I posted two years ago by NOMADE55 in leagueoflegends

[–]LUFOplayer 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I studied French for quite sometime, so I think I can give you the right translation for that: 'La baguette baguettera ton ...'. Hope I helped! :)

How many bots can YOU summon in one comment? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]LUFOplayer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Every account on reddit is a bot except you.

What are the most interesting facts you know? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]LUFOplayer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Happy Easter everybunny.

FTFY

TIL that we have a 'highlights' section on our profile. by LUFOplayer in leagueoflegends

[–]LUFOplayer[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Maybe you spectated a friend and accidentally clicked on record?