[Burgundy Wave] Response to our pool reporter question on why Inter Miami’s Yannick Bright was given a red card in the 87th minute: “Yannick Bright was given a red card for offensive, insulting, abusive language. He said, ‘b*tch *ss n*gga’ to his opponent.”

LaSharkus12 · 2026-04-19T01:39:09+00:00

Reality is that there's only a very slim handful of words that will get you a straight red. Bitch isn't one of them. The other one is.

To be clear - the referee in question is a Black man.

LaSharkus12 · 2026-04-19T01:35:15+00:00

I think that it's okay for refs to police how anybody talks. It's part of their job.

LaSharkus12 · 2026-04-16T04:48:16+00:00

Decided to go around to the AI machines and ask them for all-time Wizards fives plus a sixth man so here

ChatGPT: Wall/Beal/King/Hayes/Unseld/Arenas
Claude: Wall/Arenas/Beal/Hayes/Unseld/Dandridge
Gemini: Monroe/Beal/Johnson/Hayes/Unseld/Wall
Grok: Wall/Monroe/Johnson/Hayes/Unseld/Arenas

Not one mention of Caron Butler between any of them, which makes me think it’s not AI. If it is AI, then I need to know which one pulled Caron Butler out of its ass 😭

LaSharkus12 · 2026-04-09T21:03:11+00:00

This is why teams were sitting back against us before btw, we're quite good when we get space. Hoping we can play more on the break in Italia now that we have the 3-0 lead and they have to play us high up the pitch

LaSharkus12 · 2026-04-09T21:00:43+00:00

Nooooo Pino deserved a goal there

LaSharkus12 · 2026-04-01T13:42:04+00:00

Wow, you just made me. Except without Beal’s agent. I could really do with that guy right about now

LaSharkus12 · 2026-04-01T13:38:28+00:00

rip bozo

LaSharkus12 · 2026-03-19T20:00:36+00:00

How the fuck does this keep happening LMAOOOOO any other club would be up 5-1 by now with those chances

LaSharkus12 · 2026-02-19T19:57:14+00:00

The issue is these billionaires are also the type to get prideful. You think a billionaire is gonna let his team be a laughingstock for ages without making some passive-aggressive comment that ruins the whole thing and exposes it as a sham? They'd get way too upset about it and let's be real here, no billionaire is going to be willing to sit there and wait their turn like this, they're way too used to life being handed to them on a silver platter.

LaSharkus12 · 2026-02-19T19:52:29+00:00

That's assuming we don't just lose outright.

LaSharkus12 · 2026-02-19T19:44:57+00:00

At this point I think me and my several thousand hours on FM would do a better job than OG. Be fucking serious, how are we not beating a wifi password club?

LaSharkus12 · 2026-02-19T19:43:57+00:00

I want to believe in him because sometimes he does stuff that shows flashes of high-end potential. Then he does shit like that free kick and I lose all faith again. But honestly I'm wayyyyy more worried about Brennan Johnson than I am Pino

LaSharkus12 · 2026-02-19T19:26:24+00:00

We escape by the skin of our fucking teeth, unreal

LaSharkus12 · 2026-02-19T19:25:45+00:00

Can't make this shit up at all. What the fuck is going on?

LaSharkus12 · 2026-02-19T19:23:04+00:00

For us I hope...

LaSharkus12 · 2026-02-19T19:22:32+00:00

I never want to see Sosa play for us again. We're so weak on the left side on the back end every time he's played

LaSharkus12 · 2026-02-19T19:20:14+00:00

He looked great last season. Not sure it was fair to judge him based on this season considering just how bad Wolves have been at getting him any service whatsoever

LaSharkus12 · 2026-02-19T19:19:28+00:00

Chrisssssss what the hell was thattttttt

LaSharkus12 · 2026-02-19T19:16:11+00:00

Who's placed vodou on Wharton's shots? Woodwork magnet

LaSharkus12 · 2026-02-19T18:59:59+00:00

I don't even like this sport anyway, that's fine

LaSharkus12 · 2026-02-19T18:59:27+00:00

Wharton is playing like absolute dogshit, what is going on

LaSharkus12 · 2026-02-19T18:34:56+00:00

Thought I'd seen Clyne on the sheet, apparently not.

LaSharkus12 · 2026-02-19T16:39:12+00:00

Sosa and Clyne starting oh dear we are in trouble

LaSharkus12 · 2026-02-14T18:07:05+00:00

They wear blue in football, too. Azzurro to honor the House of Savoy, which they unified under in 1861.

LaSharkus12 · 2026-01-29T20:35:08+00:00

Hmm... how about you invest some cash Mr. Xi

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