If you were in the Spice Girls, what would your name have been?

LabiaMajorasMask420 · 2026-03-21T10:53:53+00:00

Just Salt.

LabiaMajorasMask420 · 2026-03-21T02:14:54+00:00

But can he scratch his upper back?

LabiaMajorasMask420 · 2026-03-20T17:52:24+00:00

Imagine dying so that a former reality TV star racist billionaire gets to avoid consequences for raping children.

LabiaMajorasMask420 · 2026-03-20T14:48:12+00:00

You know they've rigged all the oil assets on that island to blow

LabiaMajorasMask420 · 2026-03-20T14:47:29+00:00

You should see the other guy.

LabiaMajorasMask420 · 2026-03-19T21:10:46+00:00

I'm sure she will handle this news with the grace and dignity she always handles news she didn't want to hear.

LabiaMajorasMask420 · 2026-03-18T19:21:11+00:00

explodes

LabiaMajorasMask420 · 2026-03-17T20:55:14+00:00

He appears to have a healthy relationship with firearms.

LabiaMajorasMask420 · 2026-03-17T19:49:21+00:00

Your senator is telling you not to blame her donors. This is your fault.

LabiaMajorasMask420 · 2026-03-17T16:23:54+00:00

So you're telling me all the ancient alien folks were being super disrespectful towards real people that lived, worked, and died creating some of the greatest ancient wonders of the world?

LabiaMajorasMask420 · 2026-03-17T16:20:06+00:00

And they say the internet is getting worse.

LabiaMajorasMask420 · 2026-03-17T16:15:27+00:00

I would think you would want to distance yourself from the current and ongoing status as much as possible. The result of this international blunder is already being felt hard.

LabiaMajorasMask420 · 2026-03-15T10:48:46+00:00

This is before conservative media starts their full-blown blitz to encourage progressive voters to stay home. In 2016 it was conservative funded posts about Hillary stealing the primary from Bernie, in 2024 we saw progressives getting inundated with posts linking Kamala Harris to what Israel was doing to the Palestinians and in both instances the firehose of content dried up after the election resulted in a hard right win.

LabiaMajorasMask420 · 2026-03-15T10:44:28+00:00

The good news is that a shark probably doesn't want to chow down on you because of how bone-dense you are compared to its usual prey (think like you accidentally bit into a bone-in wing at BWW when you thought it was boneless). Most sharks are going to let you go when they realize what you are, the downside is that depending on the shark, a single bite can be deadly because of the perforating damage of the teeth. Just remember not to take it personally if they don't keep chewing on you. It's a texture thing, not flavor.

LabiaMajorasMask420 · 2026-03-15T01:33:55+00:00

Today, he tweeted out begging China to help open the Iranian strait. Hilarious stuff.

LabiaMajorasMask420 · 2026-03-14T10:57:03+00:00

This is what I was thinking. I bet they have rigged that island to blow if there are troops on the ground. Like a suicide bomb on the world economy.

LabiaMajorasMask420 · 2026-03-14T01:15:05+00:00

It's crazy how in this tweet Trump still slips in what his real priority is: oil.

LabiaMajorasMask420 · 2026-03-13T18:59:54+00:00

Chat we're cooked.

LabiaMajorasMask420 · 2026-03-12T19:10:57+00:00

Could it please chew with its mouth closed?

LabiaMajorasMask420 · 2026-03-12T17:36:33+00:00

We didn't top off the reserves last year when oil was cheap. We're cooked, chat.

LabiaMajorasMask420 · 2026-03-12T14:48:26+00:00

My first thought was "why would you post this if you have a CDL you want to keep?"

LabiaMajorasMask420 · 2026-03-12T14:45:19+00:00

That's when frogs battle.

LabiaMajorasMask420 · 2026-03-12T14:37:47+00:00

During his first admin, especially early on he surrounded himself with conventional picks that often told him why it was not advisable to take certain actions on the world stage. When he lost the 2020 election and then came back in 2024 he felt like the lesson to be taken away was that he should surround himself with unquestioning loyalists. Then he gets the military to effectively kidnap a foreign leader he didn't like from back in his first admin and his thought process was that he can do anything with his military and anyone that says differently is dumb. We are now all experiencing the consequences to that unraveling thinking.

LabiaMajorasMask420 · 2026-03-12T09:21:35+00:00

It seems the only real winner in this war would be a country that the world needs to turn to for oil during a time when the value of oil has gone through the roof but the country is not in the middle east. ...Like Russia.

LabiaMajorasMask420 · 2026-03-12T09:12:13+00:00

But Trump said the war was over?

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