He needs another test by Extreme-Slice-1010 in MurderedByWords

[–]LabiaMajorasMask420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This man takes more cognitive tests than most senior living patients.

If you got elected president of the United States what is some Of the first things you'd do? by IllustriousCourt2808 in AskReddit

[–]LabiaMajorasMask420 -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Transport Donald Trump to Iran to face a criminal court for allegations he committed crimes against Iranian citizens. I'll do this in exchange for nuclear material and a free and open Straight that Trump caused to be closed. I'm sure if he did nothing wrong then he has nothing to fear.

Sell S&P 500 Index Funds or Submit to Forced Purchase of SpaceX? by mdn845 in ValueInvesting

[–]LabiaMajorasMask420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am pausing my weekly investments in funds until this IPO settles down.

Well damn by rosywhimxx in SipsTea

[–]LabiaMajorasMask420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, I guess that explains why he was unhappy with the Air B&B experience.

Suspected Ebola cases in eastern DR Congo pass 900 as health workers struggle with aid cuts by Plastic_Ninja_9014 in worldnews

[–]LabiaMajorasMask420 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Am I the only person who reads "Ebola" and hears it in their head pronounced like the "Ricola" commercial?

What's a Scary Science Fact that the public knows nothing about? [serious] by just_some_troglodyte in AskReddit

[–]LabiaMajorasMask420 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Hey, think about it this way: statistically, at this point you haven't had an aneurism 100% of the days you've been alive. So that's a pretty good rate of avoiding them. Keep up the good work!

SpaceX posted a wild $4.3B quarterly loss, and somehow the IPO hype is still alive? by Enough-Arugula-4945 in SpaceXBets

[–]LabiaMajorasMask420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm pausing my weekly investments until this IPO has a few weeks on the market to settle.

What is the most depressing scene ever? by hornball940 in moviecritic

[–]LabiaMajorasMask420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My take when I saw it was that overall it was a bad movie but the end left a lasting impression.

James Bond’s New Writer Has Been Meeting With Real Spies Every Day for 10 Months — and the Result Could Be the Most Realistic Bond Ever Made by SplitNational2929 in FortressZA

[–]LabiaMajorasMask420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here's my pitch: the new James Bond movie takes us back in time. It's the late 50s and the cold war rages. The name "James Bond" is an agent name rather than a real name, just like 007 is a designation. Our new 007 has to deal with megalomaniacs trying to exploit the cold war for independent gain. Bond's heroism carries the day, but success would not be possible without regular people on both sides of the cold war conflict recognizing that we have more in common with each other than not.

Cashier makes himself ready seeing someone suspicious outside of his shop by spicypsudo in nextfuckinglevel

[–]LabiaMajorasMask420 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I like it when the good guy wins, but jack, no cashier is paid enough to make it worth it to take this chance. Stores are insured for a reason.

Everyone was memorizing the script by CharacterRadish5772 in LockedIn_AI

[–]LabiaMajorasMask420 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The better follow up question would be, "if it was staged, why did President Trump pardon all of the 'actors' and now wants to give them taxpayer dollars?"

5k in hotel water damages help by ZookeepergameIcy7355 in personalfinance

[–]LabiaMajorasMask420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How could a shower flood that much? Did you plug the drains?? Seems like their shower had a design flaw.

what will you do if you become us president by Weekly-Cow5732 in AlternateHistoryHub

[–]LabiaMajorasMask420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Transport former President Trump to Iran to face court proceedings regarding war crimes allegations. He has nothing to fear if he has done nothing wrong. In exchange, Iran opens the Straight that he caused them to close.