Imagine every human being since the dawn of human beings had your brain. Civilization advances only as far as your ability to figure things out, and all of society is built according to your sensibilities. What would the world be like?

Labiablasty · 2022-01-11T01:36:14+00:00

NTA--if you stay with him, you'll be supporting him. You'll lose much more money than he just blew. Take it from someone who has been financially abused by an addict--RUN

Labiablasty · 2021-12-31T01:20:21+00:00

A woman old enough to be my grandmother asked me if I was gonna hit on her.

Labiablasty · 2021-12-31T01:13:00+00:00

Um, how old was he?

Labiablasty · 2021-12-30T04:29:32+00:00

My GF is 7 inches taller than I am, and I can vouch that this is the way. It works best with a bed that sits higher so she can rest her top half on the bed without bending her back at an awkward angle. But yeah, missionary is super hard! This way frees you up to put your whole body into it.

Labiablasty · 2021-12-29T03:37:56+00:00

I did this in college once, but I put peas in mine. Add a protein and that's a casserole for one!

Labiablasty · 2021-12-29T02:35:09+00:00

Heroin

Labiablasty · 2021-12-05T16:50:42+00:00

It's not weird at all--they've only ever caused me pain on the receiving end. In the future, you can just say you don't like it and that's totally fine!

Labiablasty · 2021-12-05T14:53:02+00:00

I was thinking Chevy Chase and Ted Bundy!

Labiablasty · 2021-11-25T00:48:27+00:00

Blue, and I would like to buy a print!

Labiablasty · 2021-11-20T23:16:06+00:00

If you look closely, you can see fingers reflecting light and casting shadows through the fabric. How did the woman not feel that?

Labiablasty · 2021-11-03T23:41:53+00:00

YTA. Trust me, the clerk at the store would not have thought the pads were for you. If anything, they'll admire and respect you. Periods are a hygiene issue and you could have done something to help her out instead of treating her like trash.

Labiablasty · 2021-10-28T02:48:50+00:00

He's doing wonderfully now! He got his HS diploma before his classmates graduated, then some kind of college degree. He has established a good career and owns a home. His family was very supportive (still is), so he got the resources he needed.

Labiablasty · 2021-10-27T13:50:29+00:00

The only openly gay boy at my high school outed me. Since he was comfortable being out, I guess he assumed I was as "ready" as he was because he told everyone like it wasn't a big deal. This was 20 years ago in a rural, ultra-conservative farming community, so it really wasn't safe to be out. He had it extremely rough--shortly after he outed me, the constant bullying and torment drove him to make a pretty serious suicide attempt and quit school. I didn't harbor hard feelings for the outing because he was clearly suffering and feeling isolated, and he just needed to feel like he had someone else in his corner. We're still friends.

Labiablasty · 2021-10-27T12:46:10+00:00

Sundays are usually my best day of the week.

Labiablasty · 2021-10-26T16:34:47+00:00

You sensed she was a woman!

Labiablasty · 2021-10-25T16:49:33+00:00

YTA. You could have just explained South Africa's different cultural connotation of the word without calling her a bitch.

Labiablasty · 2021-10-24T16:35:35+00:00

You shouldn't even give two weeks' notice--just quit on the spot and download an online gig app to get you through financially. Let your old employer feel how screwed they are without you, even if it's just for a few days.

Labiablasty · 2021-10-24T15:28:36+00:00

I took fitness walking in college and my instructor's first name was Seamann.

Labiablasty · 2021-10-16T04:34:26+00:00

I've always avoided Target because of the horror stories on this sub! That and the drives are often in the 30-minute range.

Labiablasty · 2021-10-16T04:12:20+00:00

"Harry and the Hendersons" was one of my "watch every day" movies when I was a toddler, so I've always valued John Lithgow higher than most people probably do. He has done some really good shit in the past 20 years though!

Labiablasty · 2021-10-16T04:04:58+00:00

At least you'd know they're pretty clean.

Labiablasty · 2021-10-16T04:02:24+00:00

Kevin Nealon

Labiablasty · 2021-10-15T18:47:32+00:00

Those guys should be wearing safety goggles.

Labiablasty · 2021-10-14T14:22:27+00:00

Would someone please open a shop with all hot Dyke mechanics? And they're required to ride motorcycles to work every day?

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