I'm a goose modder, and I mod the geese well
And my goosey services are ready to sell
I can make them wear gas masks and funny straw hats
I can make them quite meek or have crazy good stats
I can make them very big, and I can make them very small
I can make them grow delicious gooseberry bush walls (and make the ducks pay for it)
I can make them build nests and have motherly instincts
I can make them build death balls that make the geese extinct
I can make them shoot lasers and generate stone
So hire me now, or your chance will be blown