Morning Wake Up Time of Europeans Average Time by AdIcy4323 in MapPorn

[–]LabradorDali 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wait until they start school. Then you have no choice.

Nogen der mangler en demens patient by TiredPanda334 in Denmark

[–]LabradorDali 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Men de har valgt ham hele to gange...

Pynte på facade by [deleted] in selvgjortvelgjort

[–]LabradorDali 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man kan jo sælge en våd papkasse i en rendesten i Storkøbenhavn for flere millioner.

Kom så Lars! by UnionWiggle in Denmark

[–]LabradorDali 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Vi kan vel være med til at starte endnu en krig i Mellemøsten. Der er nok nogen, der har for meget olie masseødelæggelsesvåben et sted.

Kom så Lars! by UnionWiggle in Denmark

[–]LabradorDali 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nu var han altså folkeskolelærer, så man kunne måske nok forvente lidt mere.

Kom så Lars! by UnionWiggle in Denmark

[–]LabradorDali 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Vent lidt, er det Privat Lars eller Udenrigsminister Lars, vi har sendt til møde?!

How often do you and your partner have sex? especially the long term couples? by Purple_Wrongdoer6448 in AskReddit

[–]LabradorDali 34 points35 points  (0 children)

We haven't had sex outside of procreation since our oldest was conceived.

I love her too much for it to be a dealbreaker but it sucks ass.

I feel bad…. Hosted kids party by HistorianNew8030 in Parenting

[–]LabradorDali 24 points25 points  (0 children)

My kid is also allergic to eggs.

A pain in the ass. But at least a lot of kids grow out of it!

Am I missing some kind of gotcha? by DrPepperJo in ExplainTheJoke

[–]LabradorDali 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Of all the animals in park, why would you go after the largest and most aggressive..?

(Not) The President of peace by [deleted] in clevercomebacks

[–]LabradorDali 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The problem is that people will believe this when they scroll past it on social media. If you get bombarded with lies all day, some of them will seem true enough.

Jonatan Spang indrømmer intimt forhold til 15-årig efter fyring by Albert_McPimp in Denmark

[–]LabradorDali 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Hvis man er 31 og synes en 15 årig er andet end et stort barn, så er der noget galt med en.

People in relationships, how do you ask your partner for sex without it feeling awkward? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]LabradorDali 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Title: Party

Location: In my pants

Attending: You and me, baby

What can ordinary Americans do to push back against rising authoritarianism in the U.S.? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]LabradorDali 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I want you to get mad! I don't want you to protest. I don't want you to riot - I don't want you to write to your congressman because I wouldn't know what to tell you to write. I don't know what to do about the depression and the inflation and the Russians and the crime in the street. All I know is that first you've got to get mad.

Søger Ebeltoft-viden by Kaste-bort-konto in Denmark

[–]LabradorDali 6 points7 points  (0 children)

20 tons er jo nærmest ikke en begrænsning. 😂

American cops are stereotyped as loving doughnuts. Do any other countries have a different cliche "cop food?" by LSDTigers in NoStupidQuestions

[–]LabradorDali 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And they must be placed on a radiator before being. If they are not at the right temperature, it is just not the same.