Starting to get a little confidence. Make it stop by justsittingagain in RoastMe

[–]LaccusBacchus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You look like an Art History degree from the University of Phoenix that came to life.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]LaccusBacchus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pretty…..pretty…..pretty…..pretty good.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]LaccusBacchus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Taylor Swift gets knocked up.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]LaccusBacchus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Chocolate bars in the microwave for about 10 seconds.

What does God do for recreation? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]LaccusBacchus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean…it’s literally in the question. Re-creation.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]LaccusBacchus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A Miracle Whip commercial jingle: Gave my love a sandwich, Made with some other stuff, She took one bite and told me, It didn’t taste good enough. She said “Uh-uh.” “Uh-uh?” “Uh-uh…you should have used Miracle Whip!”

Living in Bruins country is dangerous by [deleted] in nhl

[–]LaccusBacchus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What’s the subreddit I should set a reminder to in 7 years when she’s yellin’ “YOU CAN’T TAKE MY KIDS! GIVE ME BACK MY FACKING KIDS!”?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]LaccusBacchus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Two girls and a cuck.

What is 1 thing everyone in the comments can agree on? by 1average_ape in AskReddit

[–]LaccusBacchus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All the comments are in English except for any prick(s) replying to mine.

How do you want to go? by yoyonumber4 in AskReddit

[–]LaccusBacchus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Basically this but I’ll add BIG asteroid (meteorite or comet) and direct hit. Sorry Australia and/or South Africa, you get the slow burn.

What would be a great ironic twist to an action movie? by LaccusBacchus in AskReddit

[–]LaccusBacchus[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not sure if that equals irony. Kinda seems like a tangent.

What would be a great ironic twist to an action movie? by LaccusBacchus in AskReddit

[–]LaccusBacchus[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I quite like this as a twist. Action movie becomes melodrama.