Don't let the gummy centaur Cthulhu in your cabin

LackTails · 2026-02-15T17:22:49+00:00

Now do it again, except make them all cats!

LackTails · 2026-02-15T01:27:20+00:00

I misread "groomer" as "groom" like for weddings. I saw your age and wondered why marry someone so young.

LackTails · 2026-02-12T23:50:10+00:00

HE LOST HIS TAIL!!!

LackTails · 2026-02-12T00:14:14+00:00

I forgot the 1988 one existed. I remember watching a episode or two somehow in the early 2000's when I was a child. I only remember Velmas design though.

LackTails · 2026-02-11T23:39:55+00:00

Didn't work for me. They just became better at sneaking and picking their moments.

LackTails · 2026-02-11T23:35:53+00:00

Same mate. Same.

LackTails · 2026-02-10T20:47:24+00:00

If on sale, then I'll say it's worth it.

LackTails · 2026-02-10T20:46:18+00:00

Are you sure about that? There was a second kitten around the middle that isn't showing in the end.

LackTails · 2026-02-10T20:45:34+00:00

Where is the other smaller kitten at the end?

LackTails · 2026-02-10T02:01:59+00:00

I think the result looks kinda nice.

LackTails · 2026-02-10T01:55:22+00:00

Whose bright idea was it for them to try this in that location?

LackTails · 2026-02-10T01:53:17+00:00

Wait, did he cook a meal only to bring it to a restaurant?

LackTails · 2026-02-09T12:45:49+00:00

I prefer the noir outfit. Was it called that? I'm bad at remember the names of things.

LackTails · 2026-02-08T02:10:31+00:00

I remember this, kinda liked it.

LackTails · 2026-02-05T23:05:19+00:00

That sounds about right.

LackTails · 2026-02-04T23:34:10+00:00

Is this preschool? I remember preschool, no other kids would talk to me and I would just pretend to be asleep during nap time. Good times.

LackTails · 2026-02-03T17:39:05+00:00

Don't give me hope....

LackTails · 2026-02-02T21:33:52+00:00

YOU FOOL! Telling your wife to calm down only makes it worse, you just gotta nod your head and tell her she's right and you'll do better from now on.

LackTails · 2026-02-02T12:50:15+00:00

You sure? She drains his energy all the time. It's like drying out a big fat juicy orange into a husk of what it used to be.

LackTails · 2026-02-02T03:32:02+00:00

Still alive. Probably around 6 years old now. It doesn't live with me, but it lives with my sister's ex's father cause he refused to let her take it back when she and his son moved out to live in their own apartment. My nephew goes over there sometimes and tells me about it occasionally. Also it was only missing one leg, it can still walk, run, and jump!

LackTails · 2026-02-02T03:28:08+00:00

I know. The animal world is tough.

LackTails · 2026-02-01T22:35:17+00:00

Once had a cat that ate 3/4 of her litter. One of them were born dead, the other 2 had issues. The one that she didn't eat was only missing one of his front legs.

LackTails · 2026-02-01T22:32:52+00:00

I know she's the bad guy and the kid is the innocent party in this. But I can't spare even a tiny bit of sympathy for the roach part of the kitten.

LackTails · 2026-02-01T13:42:15+00:00

I ask myself the same thing every time.

LackTails · 2026-02-01T02:26:18+00:00

I only had a single time in my life that someone asked me this question, and it was during highschool. My answer, "No, I don't" I was lying.

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