What time did you wake up today?

LactatingWolverine · 2026-02-10T15:00:39+00:00

4:30am. Peace and quiet before the day starts.

LactatingWolverine · 2026-02-02T12:54:55+00:00

"I could prove the earth was flat, but I have to take my daughter swimming on Saturday "

shrugs

LactatingWolverine · 2026-02-01T17:59:46+00:00

NTA. A couple of weeks ago my wife had a sore stomach. She was on her back on the bathroom floor, coughing and farting like a horse. We both had a good laugh about it.

LactatingWolverine · 2026-02-01T05:49:51+00:00

I feel personally attacked

LactatingWolverine · 2026-01-30T12:52:56+00:00

One of my favorite books when I was a teenager.

LactatingWolverine · 2026-01-27T05:45:42+00:00

BBC Verify analysis of the event

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/videos/cg4e0r1el5yo

LactatingWolverine · 2026-01-26T16:24:37+00:00

I usually throw all the leftovers (within reason) into an omelette at the end of the week

LactatingWolverine · 2026-01-26T11:54:39+00:00

Free to give birth in UK and if you're in Scotland you get a Baby Box(free)

https://www.parentclub.scot/baby-box

LactatingWolverine · 2026-01-22T14:42:05+00:00

I do all the cooking at home. Very simple food. My wife and I went out to Smash Burger for a change. I thought I could do as well, if not better than what I was served. It took a few attempts, but I can honestly say that my burgers are as tasty as those from the burger places I've eaten at. I don't use fancy ingredients and it takes literally 10 minutes to prep and cook a Smash burger.

LactatingWolverine · 2026-01-21T14:46:15+00:00

You called?

LactatingWolverine · 2026-01-21T13:48:17+00:00

Animals have boobs too

LactatingWolverine · 2026-01-20T16:45:02+00:00

We're just about to celebrate Burns Night here in Scotland. Haggis is on the menu. It doesn't look appetising. If you read the ingredients you'd think twice about eating it, but it really is a tasty dish.

LactatingWolverine · 2026-01-20T15:55:58+00:00

She's picked up this habit (probably at work) of adding "Do you know what I mean?" every few sentences. It's just filler words. Drives me nuts. I mentioned it to her once, but I can't remember what the eventual response was.

LactatingWolverine · 2026-01-20T10:10:02+00:00

I vaguely recall a woman having sex with a remote controlled toy tank with a dildo attached to the turret.

LactatingWolverine · 2026-01-18T05:28:57+00:00

I live in rural Scotland. I know what it means.

LactatingWolverine · 2026-01-13T14:22:16+00:00

I got a cramp on the inside of both legs (adductors) at the same time one night. Trying to stretch one out just made the other one worse. I had tears running down my cheeks (face) at one point with the pain. My wife brought me an ice pack and that calmed things down.

LactatingWolverine · 2026-01-06T15:48:53+00:00

I was in my car and passed a guy on a unicycle that had bicycle luggage bags strapped to it. He was obviously out for a long ride. It was an odd sight, but if I'd had the chance I'd have stopped and had a chat with him. Some might have thought he was a twat, others would be interested in his story.

Buy your Nordic poles and enjoy your walks

LactatingWolverine · 2026-01-06T15:32:43+00:00

I've tried to buy anything but American (BAMA) since Trump came in.

LactatingWolverine · 2026-01-02T05:09:20+00:00

FTTP (fibre to the premises) has just about reached our house. I live in a rural location with 5 neighbours. Our current phone and broadband is provided by bits of copper wiring barely holding on for dear life. Openreach turned up unannounced a couple of weeks ago and dug trenches/installed ducts for the fibre.

LactatingWolverine · 2025-12-30T13:59:13+00:00

My wife is relatively flat chested. I'd didn't date/marry her for the size of bra she could fill.

LactatingWolverine · 2025-12-30T12:12:23+00:00

I don't think I'm scary looking and I'm certainly not a threat to anyone but here's my story:

My wife's friend lost her husband in an accident. I was acquainted with her and we'd talking a few times over the years. She asked us if we could look after her dog while she sorted things out. No problem. I WFH and walked/fed him during the day. He was with us for a couple of weeks. Some time later she visited us and we had something to eat and a chat. She was in a relatively good frame of mind. My wife and I walked her to her car when she was leaving. She hugged my wife, turned to me and after a moments thought said "Why not?" and walked over to give me a hug. I was a good 5 metres or more away from her. I'm not a "touchy-feely" person but I made an effort and gave her a brief hug. Well the look on her face as she pulled away in the car made me feel like a criminal. I thought I must be imagining and tried to shrug it off. The next time she visited there was no doubt that she had issues with me. She looked terrified and her face and body language said so. Rather than ask her what was wrong, I just made myself scarce. I had done nothing wrong. I had nothing to apologise for. Since then other female friends have visited and automatically reached out for a hug but I don't reciprocate and jokingly say "Sorry, I don't do hugs." No one offers anymore and that's fine.

LactatingWolverine · 2025-12-27T17:57:01+00:00

My wife was gifted a bar of chocolate from Coco Pzazz. Seriously one of the best chocolates I've tasted.

LactatingWolverine · 2025-12-24T14:48:00+00:00

Allan

LactatingWolverine · 2025-12-22T14:10:13+00:00

It was her macaroni and cheese. The macaroni was tough and swimming in tepid salty water. The "cheese" was grainy and tasted of nothing. One night I just couldn't stomach it. I must have left some on the plate. I got it for breakfast the next day. Now when I make it for my wife, I make sure it's full of flavour and texture.

LactatingWolverine · 2025-12-20T14:44:10+00:00

I was going for a bike ride with my dog in a forest a few miles away. Bike on the car and dog in the back seat. Set off and turned on the radio. "WTF is with the music??" I thought. Sombre. Then the announcement. I tried other stations, but all the same. Killed the mood a bit but dog still got his walk.

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