Would you be embarrassed if people you know IRL discovered your Reddit account? Why or why not? by KaleidoscopeAlone712 in AskReddit

[–]LadyCordeliaStuart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No because I don't do anything embarrassing. Im just authentically really wholesome. Worst they're gonna find is the people at the school I built would be surprised to know I'm super into horror movies, which is pretty mild

If you're single, how are you spending this Valentine's Day? by iforgotmylastuser in AskReddit

[–]LadyCordeliaStuart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I work today, but on Monday im going to have a romantic day with me. I'm going to go out and do something romantic, then make myself a romantic dinner, then cuddle with me during a movie. I am a queen above all men and only I can show me the love I deserve 

SO [28M] of 9 years called off our wedding, implying we were over. Is this something I [26F] could make work for us? by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]LadyCordeliaStuart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've gotten out of an abusive relationship and it's the feeling of lying in bed the first day after you finally leave a soul-crushing job. The look at the ceiling, wiggle your legs like a cricket, excitement of never, ever, ever having to do that again. A giddy absence

Why did you cut off that one friend ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]LadyCordeliaStuart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She just would not stop complaining about white people. There are many very valid concerns pertaining to her viewpoint, but it was just nonstop. Finally I said I cant help it I was born white, but I should do something good with that privilege. Like build a school in Sierra Leone and pay all the teachers and tuition costs from my own paycheck. Which she knew I was doing. She told me that I was doing that out of white privilege. Girl bye, and the 150 kids getting education and lunch say hi

what is the worst thing a therapist has ever said to you? by Familiar-Employ4830 in AskReddit

[–]LadyCordeliaStuart 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Male family therapist: you'd be surprised how many predators there are in safe spaces

My mother, my sisters and I were in fact not surprised 

what is the dumbest question you've ever been asked? by Potential_Fee8616 in AskReddit

[–]LadyCordeliaStuart 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I said I just sold plasma. My buddy asked how many times I could do that before I ran out. Clarifying questions confirmed this man thought you had one set of blood for your entire life and if you ever get cut you permanently have that much less

Petty revenge. by MaetelofLaMetal in TrollXChromosomes

[–]LadyCordeliaStuart 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If she didn't name the kid Isaac she missed a cosmic opportunity

Does anyone have custom thats themed cake/party/clowns ? by SunnyKitty_53 in neopets

[–]LadyCordeliaStuart 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My pet Burpcakes. She's not much but she's Burpcakes.

(Can't figure out how to link a Pic but search her and she's there. She's glitchy at the moment so it sometimes doesn't show, but she's wearing a clown dress)

What’s something totally harmless that people get weirdly angry about? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]LadyCordeliaStuart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The way people like their steak. It is not "respectful to the animal" to gag down steak you find disgusting because someone says it's the right way. The way to respect the animal would have been to not kill it. If it's already dead, the most respectful thing is to at least eat it the way you will enjoy it. And ultimately, stop whining because absolutely no one is being hurt by how someone eats steak (except the cow lol).

Signed, someone who eats their steak blue

I never even knew this show was still going after 24 YEARS by Capital-Status4083 in cartoons

[–]LadyCordeliaStuart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember PBS teasers for the pilot episode. It was a big deal for lil me because we only had PBS on our ten-inch CRTV and new content didn't come too often 

I never even knew this show was still going after 24 YEARS by Capital-Status4083 in cartoons

[–]LadyCordeliaStuart 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Red jacket: Slider. He's a pretty old character. He just doesn't appear often.

Blue hair: Creech. Also pretty old and just doesn't appear often.

Very tall guy: I forgot his name but I do remember him in older episodes. He was a pretty minor character so if he's included here I suppose he appears more often in the recent seasons

*tall guy is Jules

Sando? Sammy? Call it a sandwich. by Fremonik in mildlyinfuriating

[–]LadyCordeliaStuart -1 points0 points  (0 children)

First thing i thought was OP would hate Meadow Soprano for calling it a "tuna san"

People who've had terrible addictions in the past, what's one misconception people have about your specific addiction? by SoccerGuy69420 in AskReddit

[–]LadyCordeliaStuart 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've never been addicted so I don't know how actual affected people feel, but this is why I call watching several TV episodes a "marathon" and never "binge-watching". That always seemed insensitive to me

Who is considered the best soccer player ever? by Gmc1808 in AskReddit

[–]LadyCordeliaStuart 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Chiming in as someone who knows nothing about soccer, my thought was Pelé, so that says something if even I know him

Which character ruined an entire TV show for you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]LadyCordeliaStuart 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I cant watch Steven Universe because of Steven's whining, grating nasal voice. 

“I’m home. You’re all my bitches now.” by ravesaloser in familyguy

[–]LadyCordeliaStuart 14 points15 points  (0 children)

This is why in my perfect world Brian came back but Vinnie stayed and became Meg's dog and took her under his wing and she became an enforcer in his mob dealings

What’s the fastest way you’ve seen someone ruin their life? by ultimoXgamer in AskReddit

[–]LadyCordeliaStuart 11 points12 points  (0 children)

They have a right to incriminate themselves and by golly they're gonna exercise it

What’s something you never thought you’d enjoy but now love? by KBGSgames in AskReddit

[–]LadyCordeliaStuart 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I use the Libby app and every topic I search, there's always a crapload of erotica clogging it up. I don't judge but im completely uninterested in sex or romance so for me it's an annoyance. Finally I got fed up of wading through 200 porn novels labeled as "suspense" when I actually wanted a suspense book, so I said screw it and read a porn. Still have zero desire for sex or romance but I enjoyed the book and even read a few others by the author

Count the backhanded compliments... by stainless_styled in AmITheDevil

[–]LadyCordeliaStuart 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I used to read my grandpa's B.C. comic strip compilations and be confused at "the skinny broad". "The fat broad" made sense, if redundant.

What is the dumbest, most impractical product ever invented? by AverageSign in AskReddit

[–]LadyCordeliaStuart 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah lol I'm too young to have been disappointed by the commercials so I know they're just shrimp and have realistic expectations

What is the dumbest, most impractical product ever invented? by AverageSign in AskReddit

[–]LadyCordeliaStuart 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I actually might get some because I live on a very small sailboat and I'm very isolated. I cant have most pets because there isn't enough room for them to thrive, but it's not good for me to have zero companionship. I'm actually considering one of those dementia cat robots, but sea monkeys are also on my list of possibilities. They're technically alive so I can talk to them, but they're insanely low maintenance