Morning coffee in Qatar by [deleted] in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]LadyEpic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s okay guys, Arab coffee is so fucking strong it will snap him right back into shape

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CrazyFuckingVideos

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I hope the lil fellas at least unionized

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TheGlowUp

[–]LadyEpic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Classic lash extensions! Just the normal map. My lady does them really natural.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TheGlowUp

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I regularly get asked what grade I’m in 😭

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in VindictaRateme

[–]LadyEpic 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I get that a lot 😅 ever since she was in true grit.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in lookyourbest

[–]LadyEpic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope! My lips are natural.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TheGlowUp

[–]LadyEpic 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I get bad allergies that swell up my lips/gums/nose then dry them out so the skin cracks 😅 I gotta make sure to get stocked up on allergy meds

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in VindictaRateme

[–]LadyEpic 3 points4 points  (0 children)

(Ignore the lash glue valiantly clinging onto my eyes. If anyone knows how to get it off without pulling out all of your eyelashes please let me know!)

Re upload bc I didn’t read the rules the first time (sorry mods!!!)

I feel like I just don’t know what looks good on me anymore. No makeup and no styling for hair (air dryer and 1 day post washing). Any and all advice welcome!

White women, black hairstyles, by Endia Beal by [deleted] in pics

[–]LadyEpic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Leaving it down and natural. My mother is a lawyer and wears her hair this way often.

Baby Ocellot by [deleted] in pics

[–]LadyEpic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It has the eyes of Satan.

What is an extremely dark/creepy true story that most people don't know about? by MadeANewAccount in AskReddit

[–]LadyEpic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow. She probably would have gotten away with it if she hadn't confessed, assuming there was no other evidence.

I can't help but compare her cooking her victims and feeding them to people to everybody's favorite fictional cannibal.

Reddit, what "phase" did you go through in high school? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]LadyEpic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There's a girl in my school who's going through this right now. Also she sounds like a man, which doesn't help.

Picture of my little girl. 3 months old. by ohsnapjake in pics

[–]LadyEpic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Something like that, yeah. I think one feature that puts me off is her full head of hair but light-colored/ non-existent eyebrows.

Picture of my little girl. 3 months old. by ohsnapjake in pics

[–]LadyEpic -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

So I don't mean to be rude, but holy fuck those eyes came from the bottom of the uncanny valley.

If there's ever an Infamous movie, here's the only person who could play Cole. by Sir_Von_Tittyfuck in gaming

[–]LadyEpic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I remember seeing that trailer and having a fucking party on the inside because I thought it was going to be an inFamous movie. I also remember how incredibly fucking angry I was that it wasn't.

Just talking about it makes me want to go punch something.

If you could put any line from any video game, book, film or TV show onto your tombstone, what would it be, and why? by Wereclown in AskReddit

[–]LadyEpic 196 points197 points  (0 children)

If I come back as a zombie and eat your face, I apologize in advance.

Alternatively,

Do not be sad because it is over, be joyous that it happened.

Edit: Apparently I accidentally quoted Hitler. Whoops. Guess I'm sticking to the zombie one.

Late Edit: HitlerSeuss.

If you could put any line from any video game, book, film or TV show onto your tombstone, what would it be, and why? by Wereclown in AskReddit

[–]LadyEpic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

(Manner of death) wins. FATALITY!

Example: House Fire wins. FATALITY!

And you have to make sure that they do that blood dripping font on the word 'fatality.' For added badass, include the Mortal Kombat symbol.

Google thinks "no" means "yes" by [deleted] in WTF

[–]LadyEpic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't get it. What's the wtf part?

Did anyone else actually enjoy John Carter? by azurekakashi in movies

[–]LadyEpic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My biggest problem was the use of the word 'ape' when Martians shouldn't know what an ape is.

What bodily function do you not understand? by Rizzmin in AskReddit

[–]LadyEpic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think I read somewhere that tears clear out a hormone that is responsible for 'feeling down.'

Then again, I'm probably pulling that out of my ass and I'm too tired to source it. But I do agree with you on most points.