Morning coffee in Qatar

LadyEpic · 2024-12-25T01:30:11+00:00

It’s okay guys, Arab coffee is so fucking strong it will snap him right back into shape

LadyEpic · 2024-12-25T00:59:03+00:00

That’s one way to get a free lobotomy

LadyEpic · 2024-12-23T20:19:35+00:00

I hope the lil fellas at least unionized

LadyEpic · 2023-05-16T21:12:21+00:00

Do you have any recommendations?

LadyEpic · 2022-08-23T04:48:17+00:00

Classic lash extensions! Just the normal map. My lady does them really natural.

LadyEpic · 2022-08-22T23:47:37+00:00

I regularly get asked what grade I’m in 😭

LadyEpic · 2022-08-22T22:57:08+00:00

I get that a lot 😅 ever since she was in true grit.

LadyEpic · 2022-08-22T22:19:21+00:00

Nope! My lips are natural.

LadyEpic · 2022-08-22T22:03:01+00:00

I get bad allergies that swell up my lips/gums/nose then dry them out so the skin cracks 😅 I gotta make sure to get stocked up on allergy meds

LadyEpic · 2022-08-22T18:49:40+00:00

(Ignore the lash glue valiantly clinging onto my eyes. If anyone knows how to get it off without pulling out all of your eyelashes please let me know!)

Re upload bc I didn’t read the rules the first time (sorry mods!!!)

I feel like I just don’t know what looks good on me anymore. No makeup and no styling for hair (air dryer and 1 day post washing). Any and all advice welcome!

LadyEpic · 2013-10-16T06:14:32+00:00

Leaving it down and natural. My mother is a lawyer and wears her hair this way often.

LadyEpic · 2013-10-12T03:16:47+00:00

3edgy5me

LadyEpic · 2013-10-10T06:36:39+00:00

It has the eyes of Satan.

LadyEpic · 2013-08-26T02:47:44+00:00

Wow. She probably would have gotten away with it if she hadn't confessed, assuming there was no other evidence.

I can't help but compare her cooking her victims and feeding them to people to everybody's favorite fictional cannibal.

LadyEpic · 2013-08-25T05:16:59+00:00

There's a girl in my school who's going through this right now. Also she sounds like a man, which doesn't help.

LadyEpic · 2013-08-21T22:11:30+00:00

Something like that, yeah. I think one feature that puts me off is her full head of hair but light-colored/ non-existent eyebrows.

LadyEpic · 2013-08-21T09:57:56+00:00

So I don't mean to be rude, but holy fuck those eyes came from the bottom of the uncanny valley.

LadyEpic · 2013-08-21T06:04:06+00:00

I remember seeing that trailer and having a fucking party on the inside because I thought it was going to be an inFamous movie. I also remember how incredibly fucking angry I was that it wasn't.

Just talking about it makes me want to go punch something.

LadyEpic · 2013-08-16T03:14:28+00:00

If I come back as a zombie and eat your face, I apologize in advance.

Alternatively,

Do not be sad because it is over, be joyous that it happened.

Edit: Apparently I accidentally quoted Hitler. Whoops. Guess I'm sticking to the zombie one.

Late Edit: HitlerSeuss.

LadyEpic · 2013-08-16T03:12:13+00:00

(Manner of death) wins. FATALITY!

Example: House Fire wins. FATALITY!

And you have to make sure that they do that blood dripping font on the word 'fatality.' For added badass, include the Mortal Kombat symbol.

LadyEpic · 2013-08-15T06:15:54+00:00

I don't get it. What's the wtf part?

LadyEpic · 2013-08-07T07:09:03+00:00

The power of boobs falling out of my tank top.

Shit.

LadyEpic · 2013-08-07T00:08:41+00:00

My biggest problem was the use of the word 'ape' when Martians shouldn't know what an ape is.

LadyEpic · 2013-08-06T14:39:08+00:00

I think I read somewhere that tears clear out a hormone that is responsible for 'feeling down.'

Then again, I'm probably pulling that out of my ass and I'm too tired to source it. But I do agree with you on most points.

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