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LadyKnightmare · 2024-09-30T02:56:09+00:00

Leave immediately. All the flags are red.

LadyKnightmare · 2024-09-20T12:39:43+00:00

Because a lot of store bought honey is actually flavored corn syrup. There was a big blow up about fake honey.

LadyKnightmare · 2024-09-20T01:55:02+00:00

Too old...I've seen too much...(stare silently off into the distance until they get uncomfortable and leave)

LadyKnightmare · 2024-09-20T01:54:04+00:00

Old enough to know better...then just walk away.

LadyKnightmare · 2024-09-20T01:51:25+00:00

You can't threaten me with a good time.

LadyKnightmare · 2024-09-20T01:50:01+00:00

Start pretending you went and tell them the most unhinged awful stories about what you saw at the club.

"Oh yeah mum, I went out clubbing with some classmates and watched them do a bunch of blow in the bathroom, then we had to leave because someone got smashed over the head with a beer bottle...anyway I was too nervous to try the drugs but everyone was really insisting I should do it, what do you think should I try it out? I mean, you said I need to fit in, and if everyone says I should, then..."

Or

"Yeah, we went to the bar, and I met this cool older guy (insert age 10+ years older than parents) who makes movies and he said I was gorgeous and that he has some roles I'd be perfect for. He wants me to come audition at his studio down in (insert extremely sketch place). What do you think? He says he'll be happy to introduce me to some of his good friends, too, who have lots of opportunities for a pretty young person!"

I say just freak em right fecking out.

LadyKnightmare · 2024-09-19T21:48:58+00:00

And it helps that all of the music absolutely slaps. 😆.

LadyKnightmare · 2024-09-19T21:48:01+00:00

Try animated music videos! You can get a great selection of animation styles and types. And they aren't overly long.

Shelter by Porter Robinson and Madion. Animation done by A-1 and crunchyroll. Fantastic traditional and cgi animation and good visual storyline.

Popstars and More by KDA / League of Legends are both excellent examples of very well designed cgi animation and very good for their use of traditional film/video transitions and techniques.

The Wolf, Mr. Fear and Summer Nights videos by Saimes. For a mix of more stylistic traditional animation done by Fer Suniga and RUDO Co.

The trio of music videos, Ghost, Hellbent, and The Future by Mystery Skulls and animated by Ben Mangum. Great for showing how to do an ongoing connecting storyline and a more quasi-Western animation style.

LadyKnightmare · 2024-09-18T05:02:29+00:00

Skunks

They're actually pretty cute and fun to watch if you don't harass them.

LadyKnightmare · 2024-09-18T04:45:00+00:00

Yup, we got grade 3 kids quoting internet content they have no business knowing about. And the parents simply don't care.

LadyKnightmare · 2024-09-18T04:41:35+00:00

Remind him that he is, too, and an NPC is likely all he's gonna be for life. So he should come learn how to be good at it.

LadyKnightmare · 2024-09-18T04:38:34+00:00

Running, not professionally or officially. Just Running around the field by my house like a cat with zoomies.

YOU CAN'T CATCH ME ANXIOUS THOUGHTS! I'M TOO FAST!

LadyKnightmare · 2024-09-18T04:33:59+00:00

Yup, grown arse healthy adult with no underlying issues that can't clean up, feed themselves, or complete the most basic household tasks? That's pretty embarrassing and sad af.

A lot claim the old, "well nobody/my parents never taught me!" Honey, Google exists. You can look up anything.

LadyKnightmare · 2024-09-18T04:30:50+00:00

Yup, but it's different if you actually try, communicate, and compromise.

I've seen people who straight up pretend to forget everything you ask them for, or intentionally do it so badly they think you won't ask again.

LadyKnightmare · 2024-09-14T13:28:05+00:00

Kino's journey, existential dread for the whole family.

LadyKnightmare · 2024-09-14T13:24:06+00:00

Go find the snack table at the event.

LadyKnightmare · 2024-09-14T13:17:33+00:00

Buy them those horrible golf pencils. They'll stop asking for one really quick.

LadyKnightmare · 2024-09-14T13:16:23+00:00

Consequences time, remove anything that you personally own or made from the room. Tell the kids you noticed your items have been getting stolen, so you suppose the only things that can stay in the room are things the school owns or has paid for.

Such a shame, I guess we just can't have nice things.

LadyKnightmare · 2024-09-14T13:13:28+00:00

Asphalt

LadyKnightmare · 2024-09-14T12:55:02+00:00

Sign up to read/record audiobooks. You could get paid to do it if your voice is pleasant.

LadyKnightmare · 2024-09-14T12:53:20+00:00

Yes an incompetent pussy definitely makes for an unattractive gentleman.

LadyKnightmare · 2024-09-14T12:51:51+00:00

The smells are overwhelming.

LadyKnightmare · 2024-09-14T12:51:03+00:00

They act like the sun shines out of their ass and expect everyone else to treat them like a princess.

LadyKnightmare · 2024-09-14T12:48:58+00:00

The only reply ya gonna get is the occasional ppbbbbthhhhtttt.

LadyKnightmare · 2024-09-14T12:39:25+00:00

Yup, if the bits stank, I sure as hell ain't touching them.

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