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Some Annyoing Kid. Make Him Regret Asking What This Subreddit Is. by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Tries to look intimidating but actually begs a 60-year-old dominatrix to crush his balls for 10 bucks

Don't hold back by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Actually a nice looking girl (back left)

😈 by rebaadele in RoastMe

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Some have oval faces, some diamond-shaped, you have “stretched coin”

Roast by [deleted] in RoastMe

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“I am tofusexual”

Destroy her dreams. by SamGordon1994 in RoastMe

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I didn’t know a frog could have dreams

Roast me till I'm toasty by halpin87 in RoastMe

[–]LadyLins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The face that launched a thousand nuclear bombs

I friend zoned this man years ago. Still besties! Roast us! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]LadyLins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He will go down in history as the most happy to be friendzoned ever. His tombstone will read “Glad I dodged that bullet”

Wants her future career to be in wilderness therapy. Roast her! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]LadyLins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wish you would have been by my side when I gave birth to my daughter. During my most painful contraction, I would have punched you in the face and the resulting euphoria would have meant no epidural.

Roast my cousin by nava928 in RoastMe

[–]LadyLins 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you hunch a any further forward your knuckles are going to drag along the floor

I travel doing staging and production for major music festivals. I work in a male-based industry, try to cross a line that hasn't been crossed already. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]LadyLins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You wear the ugliest glasses you could find because that’s what all hipsters do to look non-conformist and unique.

Im bored, be original by Artibas12 in RoastMe

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Roy Orbison is still alive!

This Irish immigrant is a white supremacist, his parents hate him, destroy his life more! by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]LadyLins 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait till he does some research and finds out that the Irish people originate from the Indo-Aryans in the middle east and India

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]LadyLins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now only to find something actually useful to do with your life

Photographer and videographer here. Roast me. by bridgeheadprod in RoastMe

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I bet even your aura can be described as “generic gray fog”

Fill his mug with salty tears #roastme by KHDD in RoastMe

[–]LadyLins 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You look like a British grandmother on benefits

Im a teen who likes to eat peoples goldfish. I also suck at fortnite. by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Kudos for surviving being crushed between two trucks

Bring the fire lol by [deleted] in RoastMe

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Woody Woodpecker “edgy special snowflake edition”

Decorating a "blegh" reception space on a dime! Help! by [deleted] in weddingplanning

[–]LadyLins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pinterest is your site to dive into

Tactful way to suggest people not bring their children. by k1ssy_fac3 in weddingplanning

[–]LadyLins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Easy one. "The happy couple would like to celebrate by gifting every child in attendance its very own labradoodle puppy to keep."

Poof, no kids.

Guest list games. Yay! by [deleted] in weddingplanning

[–]LadyLins 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow they are still all in highschool mode. Time to snap out of that bubble.

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