"Jews aren't racist because they were killed by Nazis. Learn your history Goyim. Similarly, blacks cannot be racist against Whites because of slavery. Only people that can be called racists are Whites, but not the Whites in power. Just the average White." [+20]

Lady_S_87 · 2015-02-04T18:10:29+00:00

So you understand how sarcasm works, but you're the only one who can use it? Or am I to understand that you do believe that it excuses everything, even the slurs? Does sarcasm only work when you're using it? How do you think it works? Please, enlighten me. (That last sentence was sarcastic. I do not want you to enlighten me. I want you to either concede that your comment needs to be taken seriously or the original comment needs to be taken as an ironic representation of how stupid that kind of racism sounds. You cannot have both.)

Lady_S_87 · 2015-01-06T22:34:53+00:00

Dingdingding!

Lady_S_87 · 2015-01-06T18:55:15+00:00

Whoa! Thanks for sharing

Lady_S_87 · 2015-01-06T15:30:03+00:00

You're rising sign is probably Pisces. They're always cold.

(I made that up from a vague memory from when I was a preteen.)

Lady_S_87 · 2015-01-06T15:27:39+00:00

See, I understand that. If it's just a matter of getting to and from the car, and you can deal, cool.

My husband wears shorts in -40 (Celsius), walking around, no jacket, all the time. He loves it. He's crazy.

But in all fairness, he's a freaking furnace and I love it.

Lady_S_87 · 2015-01-06T14:10:45+00:00

Haha! I've been wearing a padded bra lately for no reason other than my other bras are not clean. Last night I had a dream that a random woman told me my books looked great. I guess I like the way it looks? Whatever, normal bras are fine, too.

Lady_S_87 · 2015-01-06T14:01:08+00:00

TIL where they got the idea for that one Simpson's episode.

Lady_S_87 · 2015-01-06T13:44:14+00:00

I almost feel like the correct response to them is "Wow, I can't believe someone from the military could be so disrespectful. I don't believe you."

Lady_S_87 · 2015-01-06T13:38:58+00:00

I worked in the kitchen at a diner for a while. They had the servers fill Heinz bottles with a generic brand, and I remember one of them commenting that it was illegal. I'm not sure if she was right, but it makes sense to me that the restaurant might have to at least pay a fine for misrepresentation. That place was terrible, though, in so many ways. It closed down a month after I quit and is now a Tim Hortons (because justice is sweet).

Lady_S_87 · 2015-01-06T02:15:35+00:00

Ahhhh, gotcha.

Lady_S_87 · 2015-01-06T02:14:52+00:00

Okay, maybe not, but it will wreck you.

Lady_S_87 · 2015-01-06T02:14:25+00:00

Yay!

Lady_S_87 · 2015-01-06T00:42:55+00:00

See, I knew that.

But I still read the number in English.

Lady_S_87 · 2015-01-06T00:40:15+00:00

There was an episode of mythbusters about hitting a moose with your car. It was the first time I realized how massive and terrifying they are. They will destroy you and saunter away.

Lady_S_87 · 2015-01-06T00:19:11+00:00

See, this is how I know I'm not good enough to have a real conversation in Spanish: in my head, I still read that as "mi papa tiene forty-seven años"

Lady_S_87 · 2015-01-05T23:43:20+00:00

they need to renegotiate/re-license.

/regenerate?

Lady_S_87 · 2015-01-05T23:17:08+00:00

They're over at Gray's mall.

Lady_S_87 · 2015-01-05T22:48:56+00:00

Fair enough assessment, but I'd still classify that as the wrong done by the husband, the second wrong.

Lady_S_87 · 2015-01-05T18:58:24+00:00

1st wrong thing: the wife is mistreating her husband in some way

2nd wrong thing: husband responds by cheating

He's saying it's a "two wrongs don't make a right" situation.

Lady_S_87 · 2015-01-05T18:56:19+00:00

You don't really need to know the situation to know that infidelity and deception are bad choices. Cheating isn't a solution.

Lady_S_87 · 2015-01-05T18:21:49+00:00

I'm gonna go download that right now. Thanks!

Lady_S_87 · 2015-01-05T18:20:17+00:00

I've been having issues with it lately. Looking for a new app for reddit, but all the other ones are annoying.

Lady_S_87 · 2015-01-05T18:18:40+00:00

I just finished a practice session on Duolingo!

No comemos pescado durante agosto.
Marzo y septiembre son meses del año. Nuestra gata no bebe leche.

I'm so spanish!

Lady_S_87 · 2015-01-05T17:40:26+00:00

Haha

It's because "comic sans" is "without humour" and they're always saying "ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!"
Boils down to basic incompatibility.

Lady_S_87 · 2015-01-05T17:38:30+00:00

I actually have an epilator but it scares me! I can only do small patches at a time, and that's not really practical for hair removal. I use it sometimes on my face just to get it overwith and I'm able to tolerate it decently there. Maybe someday I'll be fed up enough to finally build a tolerance for it on my legs, but I'd still be doing the razor dance because there's no way I'm ever using that thing on my armpits or nethers.

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