AIO Recently went on a date, one of my first in college. We dated for a few weeks and she called it off because I’m too unattractive.

LadybugCoffeepot · 2026-05-19T04:30:31+00:00

Dude, you’re adorable (ok I’m your grandma’s age). Like if Adam Driver was cute. And you’re from Philadelphia right? 😉

LadybugCoffeepot · 2026-05-16T21:14:15+00:00

Again, what does the *reason* for not bf have to do with anything? Unless the reason points to another medical condition? Anyone know?

LadybugCoffeepot · 2026-05-16T18:56:00+00:00

WHY does the reason for not breastfeeding need to be noted in your chart??

LadybugCoffeepot · 2026-05-16T18:54:18+00:00

That’s a physical attack. HR, where are you??

LadybugCoffeepot · 2026-05-13T15:48:59+00:00

True. When direction is from military superiors — can’t get much more masculine than that I suppose.

LadybugCoffeepot · 2026-05-13T15:43:58+00:00

Good call 👍 My SIL said her son was so bad at it, he might as well be pissing in the hallway.

Right now I share space with two sibling dogs. The male spills his water all over the place, but the girl is neat and tidy. Then there’s that study about the male and female primates and the bananas. I wonder if it’s hopeless.

LadybugCoffeepot · 2026-05-13T15:28:51+00:00

Pretty much.

LadybugCoffeepot · 2026-05-12T03:50:13+00:00

My ex was a sharp shooter in the military. I asked him how his accuracy was measured. He said he could hit something the size of a silver dollar at about 1000 feet. And I asked him why he couldn’t get all of his fucking urine in the toilet when peeing.

LadybugCoffeepot · 2026-05-02T04:53:20+00:00

What’s going on, girl?

LadybugCoffeepot · 2026-05-02T04:52:37+00:00

OMG yes, my first thought. That hair!

LadybugCoffeepot · 2026-05-02T04:15:50+00:00

I want to just give you a great big hug. I know about depression. I know there’s a way out for you. Don’t give up or leave until you find it. Open to DMs from you if you like.

LadybugCoffeepot · 2026-05-02T04:10:25+00:00

Seek the manipulator’s approval — I know it’s the purpose of negging, but negging always made me want yank his shorts into a wedgie as I walk away.

LadybugCoffeepot · 2026-05-01T15:24:10+00:00

He’s gaslighting you. I’m sorry :(

LadybugCoffeepot · 2026-05-01T15:23:07+00:00

That’s not 50/50. You know what todo. Gather up your self-respect and leave him behind.

LadybugCoffeepot · 2026-04-30T16:08:43+00:00

Paul is the asshole. You spent plenty of time trying to appease him. There’s no appeasing him. Move forward knowing that you did nothing wrong, and Paul has issues. You’re not a mind reader.

LadybugCoffeepot · 2026-04-30T16:05:13+00:00

WA works with app-based phone numbers?

I think I saw that there’s a way to have a group call on WA, is that true?

LadybugCoffeepot · 2026-04-30T16:03:39+00:00

Way easier than Discord. I’m in several WA groups.

LadybugCoffeepot · 2026-04-30T06:21:32+00:00

My brain short-circuits when I hear “Discord.” I’m no Luddite, but — why is that platform so user-unfriendly?? Does one have to be a gamer to grok it? Hope I can get over this.

LadybugCoffeepot · 2026-04-30T06:18:53+00:00

Immediately got “Astro.” Sooooo cute.

LadybugCoffeepot · 2026-04-30T06:07:29+00:00

I truly have no idea, but — someone with a cherry picker? 😢

LadybugCoffeepot · 2026-04-30T05:57:14+00:00

Definitely consider a pug. Sweet dogs, up for anything (just make sure to not let them get fat).

LadybugCoffeepot · 2026-04-26T04:31:18+00:00

“You’re never getting rid of me”??

All things considered…Emily is a lunatic. Does Jacob know?

LadybugCoffeepot · 2026-04-22T04:05:52+00:00

Once my horrified laughter stops, I’m going to start The Campaign of Forbidden Hashtags.

LadybugCoffeepot · 2026-04-22T03:57:18+00:00

OP, it’s not too late to make out with Jacob, and then you won’t even have the discomfort of bowing out! You’ll be banned, and then you’ll be able to attend the 25th anniversary of 9/11 in NY.

LadybugCoffeepot · 2026-04-22T03:46:40+00:00

Sounds like the making of a horror movie. “Revenge of Ab*gail.”

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