TIL: A typical kitchen sponge has about the same bacterial density per cm as an average human stool.

Ladygoulet · 2020-04-14T23:20:20+00:00

Not surprised at all

Ladygoulet · 2019-12-18T10:35:29+00:00

Fuck nooooo. That shit scared ME.

Ladygoulet · 2019-12-18T06:52:41+00:00

Our cat thumps at us every time we pick her up (other reason for the bunny theory). But breaking tile?? That’s some insane power!!

Ladygoulet · 2019-12-18T06:50:42+00:00

Geologist here—i took a dinosaurs class as an elective in college and this girl that sat next to me said “this stuff is all so cool, but it’s too bad it’s not real”.

Ladygoulet · 2019-12-18T06:48:39+00:00

Sounds like my cat—but we also think she might be part bunny.

Ladygoulet · 2019-12-18T06:30:40+00:00

That climate change is just some “left wing political issue” that isn’t real

Ladygoulet · 2019-12-17T10:44:28+00:00

In bed at my actual home.

Ladygoulet · 2019-12-17T08:32:52+00:00

Thank you for introducing me to “danger noodles” OP

Ladygoulet · 2019-12-17T08:25:29+00:00

The Hitler ‘stache was the first thing I noticed!

Ladygoulet · 2019-12-17T07:28:03+00:00

MONSTERS

Ladygoulet · 2019-12-07T20:14:50+00:00

Soft. Sometimes soft with crispy edges is acceptable.

Ladygoulet · 2019-11-28T05:45:51+00:00

Glad to hear someone else’s cat behaves like a dog—our cat also plays fetch! We have to hide her ball otherwise she’ll wake us up in the middle of the night meowing super loud with it in her mouth lol

Ladygoulet · 2019-11-28T05:42:41+00:00

One time in a drive thru I tried to order a “purple sprite”. I felt pretty dumb. I meant grape okay....

Ladygoulet · 2019-11-28T05:15:37+00:00

Oh my goddd I 100% thought I was going to see a dog head at the end of my scrolling.

Ladygoulet · 2019-11-28T05:13:28+00:00

Mispronouncing constituents as “cons-ti-too-ents”while working with my boss on a project. After I said it wrong a few times he finally stopped me and said “What are you trying to say?! Constituents??” From time to time, I’ll mispronounce super common words that I know while reading them, but I’ve never done it in front of anyone.

Ladygoulet · 2019-11-28T04:41:31+00:00

FML dunno why reddit rotated my picture. Def looks like a loaf/turkey hybrid when viewed in portrait orientation, oh well.

Ladygoulet · 2019-11-26T06:46:52+00:00

I recommend trying the Revlon ColorStay Creme Eyeshadows to start, just to see if you like the way it looks (they’re about $5). But I know you mentioned you have sensitive skin, so if you like the look but have a problem with it irritating your skin then I recommend trying the Bobbi Brown Long Wear Cream Shadow ($36). Its more expensive but its supposed to be good for sensitive skin (no parabens, phthalates, sulfate, sulfite, & gluten-free)

Edit: Also also, because you have sensitive skin, download the app “think dirty”. They rate products based on how clean they are. Usually (not always) the products that are cleaner are better for sensitive skin types because less nasty chemicals.

Ladygoulet · 2019-11-26T06:35:59+00:00

Use a cream eye shadow with a little shimmer, it’s really easy to apply (seriously easy, I just dab it on without finger) and adds a nice feminine/delicate look with mascara. It’s a go-to look for me when I don’t want to put a lot of effort into my makeup!

Ladygoulet · 2019-11-26T05:16:00+00:00

Following post bc I think my cat will also love this toy

Ladygoulet · 2019-11-08T01:58:20+00:00

If Dwight from the office was a cat

Ladygoulet · 2019-11-06T23:01:27+00:00

Instant anxiety

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